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196172 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2003 at 6:53 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-13 08:44:28 AM  
I'd hit it, then dribble all over it!
2003-02-13 08:46:48 AM  
Right below the mushroom... perfect positioning. :)

Umm...not quite, in her mouth would be much better.

She wants me, I can tell. *laf*

Dbunn I don't think she's ugly at all. Nice boobies too. :)
2003-02-13 08:49:40 AM  
02-13-03 08:43:29 AM Dbunn
She's ugly, get over it. She could probably do better than you too, get over that as well.

...yep, you're just about as I assumed. Mouth.
2003-02-13 08:51:02 AM  
I'd bet she loves beaver just as much.

Oh~I have no facts to back up this allegation...

/just a passing fancy
2003-02-13 08:52:11 AM  
I like Dickie V. He only gets annoying I think when a game is really good, and he's totally fixated on one player- distracting. When a game sucks or it's out of hand, the vast amounts of knowledge he has on like the ninth guy down the bench are actually a good distraction.
2003-02-13 08:59:41 AM  
Sometimes I like Vitale's enthusiasm for the college game, but once he goes into hyperactive fawning, it gets a little tiresome.
2003-02-13 09:00:33 AM  
Oh, I get it....
2003-02-13 09:17:33 AM  
In Kentucky, she's considered hot because she looks like she has all her teeth! :)
2003-02-13 09:19:27 AM  
wow. 2 moronic radio station posts in one day.

fark...slipping...into the muck...someone...please....throw us a line
2003-02-13 09:26:45 AM  
She loves twinkies, too. Check out those jowels.
2003-02-13 09:27:21 AM  
ps ild hit it till it fell off then sew it back on and it some more....i bet that peace is mint

damn, almost a good line... until you farking forgot how to spell.
2003-02-13 09:30:55 AM  
Two more girls who like Dick.....

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2003-02-13 09:34:56 AM  
Hot? Not in the pumped with silicone, dancing around a brass pole sense.

But she is awfully cute, thye kind of cuteness that you know is going to keep her looking younger than she really is for years to come.

2003-02-13 09:35:25 AM  
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2003-02-13 09:35:30 AM  
2003-02-13 09:38:23 AM  
I actually know this girl. She likes hot peppers stuffed up her ass.
2003-02-13 09:44:02 AM  
I know her too, and yes, she loves hot peppers stuffed up her ass.
2003-02-13 09:47:02 AM  
i dont know whats scary taht you all know her or she likes hot peppers up her ass... i am assuming that would burn.. get some bewebee pics from her
2003-02-13 09:52:27 AM  
Oh, I get it. "Dick" is a guy's name and also a vulgarism for the male member.

Now THAT'S comedy!!!!

2003-02-13 09:57:12 AM  
I'm confused. Is this some sort of ploy to get me to NOT consider signing up for TotalFark? If this is the shiate that makes it to Fark, God only knows what kinda shiate makes it to TF.
2003-02-13 09:58:34 AM  
Who's Dick Vitale?

--some female
2003-02-13 10:01:32 AM  
I don't see what the big deal is. She's got a really cute face. I'd strike up a convo with her if she were at a bar/club.
2003-02-13 10:01:48 AM  
02-13-03 09:27:21 AM Stebain
ps ild hit it till it fell off then sew it back on and it some more....i bet that peace is mint

damn, almost a good line... until you farking forgot how to spell.

wow im a farking idiot that i didnt even notice it after i read it again.....ok im gonna turn my brain back on...um yeah...
2003-02-13 10:03:14 AM  
Cryinoutloud Dick Vitale is a college basketball announcer for ABC and ESPN. He is extremely excitable and often bellows out catch phrases such as "That's a dipsy-doo dunkeroo, babyyyyy!" His knowledge of coaches' and players' individual histories is really staggering.

Most people really like him, but his style annoys a fair share too.
2003-02-13 10:04:29 AM  
what the hell is the story behind all of this now ensued hilarity?
2003-02-13 10:05:37 AM  
i got an email from a guy here on campus (UK) who said he had a bit o' action w/ her... but that's just what i heard.
2003-02-13 10:05:37 AM  
Also, he is the guy on the bottom of my post with pics. He calls freshmen "diaper dandies," which is what makes my post quite hilarious.
2003-02-13 10:08:21 AM  
Speaking of "diaper dandies", how many pairs of underwear is the guy to the left of her wearing in TomCruiseHasOneFrontTooth's 02-13-03 09:28:50 AM post?
2003-02-13 10:10:27 AM  
Isnt she in a pr0n? i coulda sworn i saw her tossing a couple guys salads before.
2003-02-13 10:23:58 AM  
Woweee wow wow. That's crazy and wacky all rolled into one fun package. Geez louise that's out of this world. What a play on someone's name.

15 minutes of fame? Nah, more like 15 seconds and she looks like a loser. I can imagine her father seeing his baby girl on TV with that sign.

2003-02-13 10:30:04 AM  
Wouldn't hit it.
2003-02-13 10:35:59 AM  
and the point of this post is?

biatch needs a smack whoop-upside-the head
2003-02-13 10:36:25 AM  
Anyone who wouldn't hit it must be into the hairy transsexual lumberjack section of the video store. Cute? Yes. Silly? Yes. Lame and attention-needy? Yes. Ready for Mr. Jimmy in yon orifices? Abso-farkin-lutely. Hit it, hit myself, hit it again, hit yo mamma, hit you, then hit it again.
2003-02-13 10:37:48 AM  
I'm glad she loves it, but she misspelled "vitally".

Anyway I think she's cute.
2003-02-13 10:38:46 AM  
BoneStorm: how many years were you in prison?
2003-02-13 10:44:27 AM  
Only that ubiquitous prison of the mind called a long day's work.
2003-02-13 10:44:43 AM  

I would definitely hit it. Then I would wipe it on her fivehead. I find her and lame (atrtributed to her youth), but that wouldn't preclude me from making sweet love to her.
2003-02-13 10:47:06 AM  
Speaking of Boobies,

There was an excellent Boobie Submittal yesterday where guys voted on the best boobie sites... I can't find it now. I wanted to make a short cut file for quick access to what the web could offer... did this article get pulled ?
2003-02-13 10:48:00 AM  
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2003-02-13 10:48:04 AM  
Squidloe: that's a relief, we thought you were a farkin homo.
2003-02-13 10:50:46 AM  
The pic here on the thread makes her look sweet. Not so much the pix in the link. I'd still hit it though. Been married ten years. Do the math....
2003-02-13 10:51:28 AM  
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2003-02-13 10:52:05 AM  
Squid: The five-head just makes for more grip. Only rotting parts or a shotgun poppa should preclude sweet love in any case.
2003-02-13 10:53:15 AM  

Exactly why I clarified my post. I would be mortified if Farkers thought I was a homo.
2003-02-13 10:59:02 AM  

Yep...I too, thought that was The.Best.Thread.Ever
I'm guessing it was pulled because of too many pr0n portals posted in it. I dunno.

I'm quite sure there is a Kentucky girl somewhere in there who likes Dick :)
2003-02-13 11:05:51 AM  
In Russia the Dicks like Kentucky girl!
2003-02-13 11:07:52 AM  
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2003-02-13 11:11:08 AM  
I don't get it.
2003-02-13 11:16:01 AM  
don't get what?
2003-02-13 11:18:21 AM  
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