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(Orange Today)   Soccer player thanks his fans with free beer   ( divider line
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5684 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2003 at 4:15 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-12 11:19:09 PM  
The goal simultaneously broke Munich goalie Oliver Kahn's Bundesliga record of more than 800 minutes without conceding a goal.

800 minutes with no goal. sounds like a typical soccer game to me.
2003-02-13 04:19:01 AM  
Haha, Thats awsome not strange.
2003-02-13 04:20:08 AM  
I dont really like Soccor but i did like the Last whatever you call their World Series crap. KOREANS Farked those dirty Frenchies!
2003-02-13 04:21:12 AM  
Nice guy
2003-02-13 04:22:33 AM  
Where's my beer?
2003-02-13 04:29:19 AM  
Where's the Hero tag?
2003-02-13 04:36:18 AM  
Why was this strange? This would be a great time for the hero tag.
2003-02-13 04:42:54 AM  
Mmmmmmmmm .... Heineken ... (or a guiness will do also)
2003-02-13 04:48:26 AM  
Didnt some redneck racecar driver just say he was going to do the same thing if he wins at Daytona?
2003-02-13 05:06:45 AM  
if it was Mia Hamm.. or some equally cute soccer hottie girl.. and she gave me a go in the bed instead. i would find this article way easier to .. oh nevermind.

soccer girls in the US are hot. anyone agree?
2003-02-13 05:11:45 AM  
Agreed, for some reason of all the sports I think Soccer ladies are among the hottest. Ohh and volleyball chicks. And surfer chicks. Golfer chicks need to get their kibbles and bits though.

This guys deserves the hero tag NO DOUBT!!

I'd like to see Kobe or Shaq do this kind of stuff for their fans.
2003-02-13 05:11:52 AM  
Even tho soccer is a woman and childrens game, beer makes it seem more worthwhile.
2003-02-13 05:16:33 AM  
Hey! I'm a big fan. Who's the player?

/declines to read the article
2003-02-13 05:32:15 AM  
Let me know when this clown starts givin out free Tang...I'll go to every match.
2003-02-13 05:32:20 AM  
fark this pussy biatch shiat liberal swear farking filter
2003-02-13 05:40:09 AM  
Hahaha, all those funny soccer puns are flying around once again, yawn.

If you don't mind, I'm going to kick meself in the 'gnats', that''s funny you see...
2003-02-13 06:06:45 AM  
World Cup SageTadashi....its called the World Cup. Pity its only on every four years. Seems like a long time
2003-02-13 06:21:19 AM  
Ok, where the FUCccCK is the hero tag??????
2003-02-13 06:21:56 AM  
I remember staying up all night to watch the live broadast of a few matches, Argentina/Nigeria(I think) was well as the final. Nothing like being the only drunken soccer hooligan on your block at 5am.
2003-02-13 06:50:39 AM  
If I find out there was russian lesbians involved there is going to be trouble
2003-02-13 07:37:32 AM  
Allright, the stupidity of tag'n this as STRANGE and NOT HERO is unprecedented. How did this get fark'n through the fark'n fark filters that be?
2003-02-13 07:49:23 AM  
The only soccer thread I am interested in today is how Australia beat England last night.

I tried submitting the story from 4 different news sources but they had already been submitted.

Naturally the US mods don't give a rats because it has nothing to do with USA!!!
2003-02-13 08:05:20 AM  
02-13-03 04:48:26 AM GummyDemilo
Didnt some redneck racecar driver just say he was going to do the same thing if he wins at Daytona?

It was actually the beer company. They said that if their sponsored driver won the Daytona 500 won they would give everyone in attendance (who is over 21) a coupon for a free 6 pack. Of course their driver is not well favored to win.
2003-02-13 08:37:37 AM  
Needs a
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2003-02-13 08:54:09 AM  
Free beer?
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Ich bin ein Hamburger!
2003-02-13 08:59:27 AM  
Geekster beat me to it. This guy is a hero!
2003-02-13 09:30:05 AM  

2003-02-13 09:30:33 AM  
no hero tag?? WTF!
2003-02-13 09:32:31 AM  
yeah actually whoever posted this must be a freak... it really needs a hero tag

uhh... he like... gave away free beer? What a weirdo...
2003-02-13 09:35:00 AM  
I think it's unanimous. This deserves the
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I am such a Hamburg SV fan right now!

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2003-02-13 09:35:45 AM  
??? Shouldn't that be
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or ?

Mmmm. Beer!

/Homer Simpson
2003-02-13 10:14:09 AM  
AOL Arena? In Germany?

No wonder they're so vehemently anti-American as of late.
2003-02-13 10:34:19 AM  
You will note that he saved 200 pints for a party with the team. What's that, about 10 pints each? Should be a good party!
2003-02-13 10:41:49 AM  
Definite Hero tag
2003-02-13 11:08:02 AM  
Not strange. Hero.
2003-02-13 11:14:05 AM  
You're all missing the second best part of this story, which is that Kahn got owned.

Not only did he keep the U.S out of the semis of the World Cup, it's liberating to scream KAAAAAAAHNNN!!! whenever upset.

Try it! It's worked wonders for me!
2003-02-13 11:23:30 AM  
free beer is the ultimate goal of all.
2003-02-13 11:41:43 AM  
The only Strange thing about this is that it's beer instead of sake.
2003-02-13 11:49:15 AM  
Hey Brisvegas, check out below the link is already there - "British Farker: Come, Americans, and laugh. Laugh at our shiatty football team"
2003-02-13 11:56:11 AM  
Duke sucks!
2003-02-13 12:16:39 PM  
Bad Tag...this guy deserves the ESPN Sportsman of the Year...Fark all of you soccer/futball dissers...go watch the NBA like good little sheep...
2003-02-13 12:16:58 PM  
Still not a fan of Hamburg. .
Cool thing that a futbol guy did that, though.
2003-02-13 01:09:41 PM  
Starting to gain an appreciation for soccer. Still, it's not nearly as entertaining as the NFL or NHL. They're allowed to fight in the NHL. Best thing EVAR!

Check out the link to see the quickest fight so far this season in the NHL. Click on 1st period highlights form the Dallas v. Carolina game Tuesday night. OUCH!
2003-02-13 04:22:38 PM  

H8red, that fight was hilarious. They replayed it over and over again on ESPN.

soccer > NFL > NBA
2003-02-13 05:12:42 PM  
what the hell is strange about that? deserves a hero tag for the beer and a dumbass tag since hes a soccer player...
2003-02-13 07:09:43 PM  
Get your facts straight, South Korea did not fark France, they farked Italy and Spain.
You dirty American.
2003-02-13 07:26:37 PM  
This futbol sport intrigues me.

The free beer is a good thing.

If only it were played by very attractive naked chicks....
(by played I mean have sex with me. by naked I mean nekkid.)
2003-02-13 09:23:05 PM  
lol, Sorry Minkey
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