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(Some Guy)   Ninjai Ambush: Fun, addictive and possibly the hardest game in the world   ( ww1.ninjai.com) divider line
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17081 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Feb 2003 at 2:57 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-09 02:43:08 PM  
Damnit, I feel lame but I'm stuck on Level 3. Guess I'll try again later. By the intro I was expecting something like the Oregon Trail, anyone know where I can get that?
2003-02-09 03:04:24 PM  
Damn you OREGON TRAIL! I thought I'd never hear about that cursed Apple II game ever again!
2003-02-09 03:05:26 PM  
I would have to dissagree with the first two points that headline made.
2003-02-09 03:06:27 PM  
Zoobtro: You could always try Kazaa, WinMX, etc.
2003-02-09 03:06:57 PM  
what the hell happened to the sim city link?
2003-02-09 03:07:10 PM  
What's that behind you? Ninja!
What's that around the corner? Ninja!
What's that in the bushes? NINJA!!

Ninja ninja ninja YAAAAAA!!!

Who's sneaking around your house? Ninja!
Who's taking all your beer? Ninja!
Who's that eating salad? NINJA!!

Ninja ninja ninja YAAAAAA!!!

Why's he killing neighbors? Ninja!
Why's he on a killing frenzy? Ninja!


"What's that ninja?" by iaminsane. Anyone who wants to use these lyrics in a song, be my guest.
2003-02-09 03:07:24 PM  
2003-02-09 03:11:03 PM  
Database error: Connect(localhost) failed.
MySQL Error: (contact administrator)
Session halted.

Looks like no creamy ninja goodness for me.
2003-02-09 03:11:17 PM  
Throw metal star... get hit with arrow... Throw metal star... get hit with arrow... Throw metal star... get hit with arrow... Throw metal star... get hit with arrow...

Greaaaat game, for me to poop on!
2003-02-09 03:11:50 PM  
God that just kept on going, the duel (level 4) consists of clicking on a guy for about 5 minutes until you get the option to restart the game.

2003-02-09 03:15:50 PM  
Is the server farked, or is it just me?
2003-02-09 03:15:50 PM  
AFM: The game dislikes mozilla. And I dislike the game. It's natures balance.
2003-02-09 03:15:51 PM  
Phillipe: Thanks for reminding me I have KaZaA, I almost never use it. And there's Trail. w00t
2003-02-09 03:16:30 PM  
Heh...Soothing Hands
2003-02-09 03:16:38 PM  
OMG did that suck
2003-02-09 03:17:27 PM  
W00t! (or something)
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2003-02-09 03:19:58 PM  
Site farked. Great game, being hosted on a Pentium 90 with the FP error.
2003-02-09 03:22:59 PM  
What the hell? What was with the crotch shot at the end of the level? And the chick is named "Soothing Hands??" This is teh crappy.
2003-02-09 03:27:45 PM  
Fudd I'm with you, but I'm also going to go ahead and disagree with the third as well.
2003-02-09 03:27:53 PM  
That is one of the worst games ever...

2003-02-09 03:28:02 PM  
Hardest game in the world? Yeah, probably for some 80 year old with arthritis. Pffft
2003-02-09 03:35:19 PM  
The End screen shot looks like the intro to REJECTED By Dan Hertzfeldt.

2003-02-09 03:39:27 PM  
you are WEAK!

2003-02-09 03:40:46 PM  
Lmao SuperCool..
2003-02-09 03:41:52 PM  
Hardest game in the world? I THINK NOT!

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2003-02-09 03:42:15 PM  
Wait... Oregon Trail? Cripes, now I need to play that again. But I'm not seeing it on Kazaa...
2003-02-09 03:42:44 PM  
I really enjoyed that game. I say enjoyed, I mean tolerated. I say tolerated, I was hammering nails into my weiner and pouring acid into my eyes to try and distract myself from the pain of such a crap game.
2003-02-09 03:46:17 PM  
I disagree with all the points made in the headline. I beat it, and it wasn't fun. Perhaps I did have a quasi-addiction, but thats all.
2003-02-09 03:49:35 PM  
do try this with a stupid track point
2003-02-09 03:52:12 PM  
it almost makes it fun
2003-02-09 04:00:04 PM  
I think Fester's Quest should be mentioned... for NES.. It was hard in that you had ONE life for the ENTIRE game.. no passwords or continues.. if you died at last boss, yep start ALL OVER AGAIN!! Fun... I think?
2003-02-09 04:06:40 PM  
I've had nightmares since childhood about Ghouls N Ghosts. I'll be damned if that wasn't the absolute hardest game to come out for the NES.

I had the luck never to have played Fester, maybe I got off easy.
2003-02-09 04:09:10 PM  
...And let's not forget Contra, without using the cheat for 30 lives. That game nearly ruined me in the third grade.
2003-02-09 04:15:22 PM  
Was Ghouls n Ghosts the one where you start off in a suit of armor, get hit, and then you're in your undies, and then if you get hit again you die?
2003-02-09 04:18:04 PM  
Let me be really old-school NES and vote for the surfing part of T&C Surf Designs.
2003-02-09 04:18:34 PM  
Post should say, lamest game ever.
2003-02-09 04:18:40 PM  
There was a clone of Ghouls and Ghosts for the C64 called Ghosts and Goblins (Pretty damn obvious huh?)
Same thing, had armor, lost it then your in yer kegs, then BAM, dead

Plus, Enemies spawned at an OBSCENE rate. Difficult blind jumps. Was HELL.
2003-02-09 04:23:07 PM  
OK... Let me get this straight... This game was fun right?
2003-02-09 04:28:01 PM  
Anyone remember Life & Death? It took my best friend and I our entire 7th grade year to do a successful appendectomy. Completely trial-and-error... cut one pixel too far and they kick your ass out of the OR.

I don't have enough beer in the apartment to even begin thinking about the other surgery in that game (the one where you had to remove the aortal embolism)...
2003-02-09 04:28:53 PM  
Oh, man. Another game just popped into my head. I bought Operation Wolf used for $3 recently, and that has to be the most ridiculous, and absolutely unplayable, NES game ever made. Try lining up the light gun to kill ONE soldier, let alone a damn helicopter. It stands, in my opinion, as one of the few light gun games that is easier to play with the controller.

Play it, and you will curl up into a ball and cry.
2003-02-09 04:42:51 PM  
SuperCool, bingo.
2003-02-09 04:54:09 PM  
It can't be harder than Ninja Gaiden (TM)
2003-02-09 05:03:46 PM  
Considering that there's no way to dodge the arrows...I'd say the game blows hard.
2003-02-09 05:12:37 PM  
Go go Ninja boy.
2003-02-09 05:39:09 PM  
I won. You guys must be lame.
2003-02-09 05:41:31 PM  
I thought it was an alright game. Not really addictive, or hard...but a decent game for fans of the Ninjai series...I think the cutscenes in between are the real incentive for beating the game, they look sweet.
2003-02-09 05:52:44 PM  
2003-02-09 05:58:39 PM  
Zen_Monkey: I beat that game easy..on the Amiga..with a mouse. It ruled ass.
2003-02-09 06:13:06 PM  
Having horrible controls and a bad concept => hard.
2003-02-09 06:27:20 PM  

I remember doing the operation for a subdermal hematoma(sp?) on the Life or Death 2. That was the only operation that I could perform, but what was funny is that you had to leave the tube in the patient's head in order to win... Bug in the game I hope :(

/I could beat contra without the code... no problemo.. I remember playing Tiger Heli for hours because some a$$hole told me there was an end to it, but there was no damn end.
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