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(Some Guy)   Ohhh those crazy Russians and their tendencies to turn men who rob them into sex slaves   (russiatoday.ru) divider line
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2009-04-14 2:25:49 PM  
Mom?
 
2009-04-14 3:47:08 PM  
If I knew that robbing a store is all it took to get some from a sultry blonde -sign me up.
 
2009-04-14 3:56:50 PM  
"The 32-year-old Viktor couldn't have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate."

Wow, a yellow belt. So, let me get this straight. Some guy gets sex, new clothes, food and money from an attractive blonde woman he tried to rob? A woman who managed to subdue him thanks to her two weeks of karate lessons? Gosh, this story is so very very plausible.
 
2009-04-14 4:02:12 PM  
I have at least eight ghey pr0ns with this as the script.
 
2009-04-14 4:16:11 PM  
Maybe he just came in for a little trim and she misunderstood.
 
2009-04-14 5:30:19 PM  
Hmmmm....this thread has potential.
 
2009-04-14 6:24:01 PM  
Fail for the robber. What a dumbass.
 
2009-04-14 6:24:18 PM  
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2009-04-14 6:24:51 PM  
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Approves.
 
2009-04-14 6:25:19 PM  
wow--i guess i can quit reading penthouse forum now and just come to fark
 
2009-04-14 6:25:21 PM  
A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room,

He could have gone home at any time, but why would he?

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2009-04-14 6:25:22 PM  
I think the pic in the upper left hand corner, tentatively titled "What the luckiest robber ever may look like" is absolutely perfect for the writing.
 
2009-04-14 6:25:49 PM  
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Approves
 
2009-04-14 6:26:33 PM  
The twist is that her face isn't blurred, that's what it really looks like?
 
2009-04-14 6:26:52 PM  
Holy shiat, this is the best story I have ever heard! The guy was an idiot though, I would have begged her to keep me locked up!
 
2009-04-14 6:27:25 PM  
Fry: [about being sentenced to death by "Snu-snu"] "I never thought I would die this way, but I've always really hoped. "
 
2009-04-14 6:27:42 PM  
After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

Even if any part of this story is true they made the above up.
 
2009-04-14 6:27:56 PM  
In communist Russia, you no rape hairdresser. HAIRDRESSER RAPE YOU!!
 
2009-04-14 6:28:03 PM  
I'll be in my bunk....
 
2009-04-14 6:28:19 PM  

skinink: Fry: [about being sentenced to death by "Snu-snu"] "I never thought I would die this way, but I've always really hoped. "


The spirit is willing, but the flesh is soft and spongy!
 
2009-04-14 6:28:40 PM  
In Communist Russia, hot chick rapes you!
 
2009-04-14 6:28:52 PM  

jst3p: skinink: Fry: [about being sentenced to death by "Snu-snu"] "I never thought I would die this way, but I've always really hoped. "

*Ahem*

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is soft and spongy!

 
2009-04-14 6:29:27 PM  
sigh

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised"
 
2009-04-14 6:29:39 PM  
Wasn't that how Francis Bacon met his long-time lover?
 
2009-04-14 6:29:43 PM  
The only way this story could be less plausible would be if it were reported on Pravda.
 
2009-04-14 6:30:21 PM  
Well... as my Pappy used to say, "Tuna, no sense in turning this rape into a murder."

But that was a different scenario.
 
2009-04-14 6:30:50 PM  

carnifex2005: Approves.


I came in here looking for a Snoo Snoo reference, and I left satisfied, much like the robber.
 
2009-04-14 6:31:35 PM  
I'll be in my Utility Room...
 
2009-04-14 6:32:56 PM  
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2009-04-14 6:33:17 PM  
Hello? I'm calling bullshiat

/too lazy to link image
// great thought though
/// James from work is watching you masturbate
 
2009-04-14 6:33:53 PM  

He_Hate_Me: sigh

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised"


Very well then. I was never a fan of the show but it had it's highlights.
 
2009-04-14 6:34:16 PM  
whole thing sounds made up.

some fake wankfest writer and a paper not too concerned with the truth.
 
2009-04-14 6:37:00 PM  
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2009-04-14 6:37:18 PM  

dbaggins: whole thing sounds made up.


Shut your whore mouth!

Next you'll be telling me the DD+s on badrussiangirls.com are unatainable too.
 
2009-04-14 6:37:50 PM  
It reminds me of a story...I will tell the abbreviated version.

Guy drives down the road, picks up 2 hot hitchhikers. They tell him to pull over, and they proceed to fornicate him and then run away. After he notices his wallet missing.

What did he do?

Drove to the dollar store and bought 10 wallets.

/may be the worst retelling of it evar
 
2009-04-14 6:38:00 PM  
None of the other hairdressers went into the storage room in those three days?
 
2009-04-14 6:38:26 PM  
FTFA: Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.
"What a bastard," the woman said about Viktor.


So she should be. If this is true he is a very lucky bastard too, not much of a thief deterrent policy though.
 
2009-04-14 6:39:41 PM  

Ikahoshi: carnifex2005: Approves.

I came in here looking for a Snoo Snoo reference, and I left satisfied, much like the robber.


THIS
 
2009-04-14 6:39:51 PM  
He could of never know she had a yellow belt in karate!? That's the first belt; they practically hand it to you when you sign up. Yep, sounds made up. Sounds like a really twisted Onion article to me.
 
2009-04-14 6:40:01 PM  

shinjitsuism: Approves


who is that? she makes my pants feel funny
 
2009-04-14 6:40:45 PM  

mrtron:
Drove to the dollar store and bought 10 wallets.

/may be the worst retelling of it evar


Fairly liberal use of the words "may be", don'tchya reckon?
 
2009-04-14 6:40:48 PM  
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"Ivan! Beat!"
 
2009-04-14 6:41:05 PM  
And youre just so busy
Busy, busy
Busy scissors
 
2009-04-14 6:41:28 PM  
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2009-04-14 6:42:17 PM  
Wasn't this a Russ Meyer movie?
 
2009-04-14 6:42:22 PM  
Dear Russia,

This happened to me...
 
2009-04-14 6:43:02 PM  
Whilst this story is obviously BS...

Just wondering what the reaction would be if a young woman was caught by a man robbing his shop and he proceeded to tie her up and rape her for a few days.

I suspect there would be fewer Futurama references and more baying for blood/castration etc.
 
2009-04-14 6:43:25 PM  
theronbo:
He could of never know she had a yellow belt in karate!? That's the first belt; they practically hand it to you when you sign up. Yep, sounds made up. Sounds like a really twisted Onion article to me.

So it is written. So shallot be done.
 
2009-04-14 6:44:05 PM  

He_Hate_Me: sigh

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised"


Like trying to stuff a marshmallow into a parking meter...
 
2009-04-14 6:44:16 PM  
Eagerly awaiting the followup stories in which Russia suffers a mass of hair salon attempted robberies.
 
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