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(Buffalo News)   Bills fan gains 36 pounds in 30 days, wins radio contest   ( divider line
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1402 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Sep 2001 at 8:34 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-05 08:37:13 AM  
So who's going to pay for his liposuction surgery?
2001-09-05 08:50:25 AM  
GO BILLS!!! Almost 4 time world champs baby!!

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2001-09-05 09:10:17 AM  
Fb-: I'd photoshop that if I wasn't in class right now.
2001-09-05 09:10:40 AM  
Oh yeah, and if my computer worked (needs a new motherboard).
2001-09-05 09:20:51 AM  
The bills rock your nuts.
2001-09-05 09:23:13 AM  
An actual Bills fan outside the Western New York area? I must be dreaming....... oh, wait, you're probably a transplant aren't you?
2001-09-05 09:37:40 AM  
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2001-09-05 10:11:52 AM  

Yeah, I was born in Buffalo.
2001-09-05 10:15:08 AM  
Super Bowls
2001-09-05 10:23:36 AM  
they already did something like this on

what a rippoff
2001-09-05 10:49:13 AM  
The Bills are barely going to break .500 this year. *sigh* I'm still bitter about getting rid of Flutie for that POS Rob "Sack Me Again" Johnson.
2001-09-05 11:06:15 AM  
BILLS- Boy I love losing superbowls.
2001-09-05 11:15:09 AM  
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Don't ask. I wouldn't gain 3 pounds for season tix and not just because I live in Brooklyn.
2001-09-05 11:17:09 AM  
JMT- I'm with you. .500 will be a good season for them this year with stupid-ass surfer boy at the helm. Mr. "deer-in-the-headlights" will be lucky to make it through the first three games without getting knocked to the sidelines.
2001-09-05 11:57:55 AM  
Do we even have a back-up quarterback this season?
2001-09-05 11:59:09 AM  
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2001-09-05 12:00:12 PM  
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2001-09-05 12:31:19 PM  
That is the greatest achievement EVER for a Bills fan.
2001-09-05 02:41:36 PM  
Anyone here ever see Buffalo 66
2001-09-05 03:17:43 PM  
I can so see this. I went to school in Buffalo, and it's a sad little town. All anyone does up there is eat crap, drink beer, worship the Bills, and go to strip clubs. There's like one good club (the Continenetal) and very little cultural life. So sad.
2001-09-05 04:42:59 PM  
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2001-09-05 04:50:34 PM  
36 pounds in a month?!That's how much I put on every week!All hail King Blobboassa!

What a moronican!
2001-09-05 04:51:40 PM  
So did my girlfriend, but she didnt win crap.
2001-09-05 06:02:58 PM  
Ugh. I went to college in Rochester NY at the height of the Bi-L-L-L-L-s blowing it completely. Not fun.

Besides, this stunt is stupid and has already been attempted.
2001-09-05 06:56:59 PM  
*grabs pen and paper* "Ok, chicken wings, pizza, whole milk? got it thanks." I hate being able to consume 175% of my daily value of fat, for three months, and not gain a farking pound.
2001-09-05 09:16:48 PM  
Anybody notice the winner's name?
I wonder if the pronunciation is the same as "gorger"?
2001-09-06 12:09:52 AM  
I can almost guarantee I could have gained more than 36 pounds, as long as the radio station was paying for all the food (and endless beer - lots of calories!). Too bad I don't live in Buffalo, nor am I a Bills fan.

-- A 49ers Fanatic --
HPZ [TotalFark]
2001-09-06 06:15:38 PM  
I've gained 36 pounds in a month when I wasn't trying! I wish I'd known about it. I have family in Buffalo, too. I could have flown out there for the contest, won it- piece of cake, sold the tickets and the gear and ask my grandma to pay for the airline tickets because it was a "family gathering." I need to keep my eyes open for weight-gaining contests.
2001-09-06 10:06:32 PM  
there's another contest...or rather docoumentry of
a guy & girl attempting to gain 30 pounds in a month..
saw it at
2001-09-06 10:14:20 PM  
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