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2009-04-10 7:07:26 AM  
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Long ago on a server far far away.

It was a period of unending war. Farkistanis, striking from their homeland, fought a great struggle against the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving outmanned and outgunned. During the battle, Farkistan gained the respect of other nations. Pursued by the GOON's sinister agents, Farkistan negotiated peace with the GOONs and began an era of peace among the people of Planet Bob.
It has been two years since that epic struggle. Farkistan stands among the honored Sanctioned Alliances, and the GOONs have been relegated to the trash heap of history. Join us as we stand against tyranny on planet Bob, creating a new chapter in CyberNations history.


Farkistan is almost entirely made up of Fark.com Liters and TFers, and we spend most of our time getting drunk, trading bacon recipes, and confusing the Hell out of the rest of Cyber Nations with Farkstyle culture and clichés. Farkistan is currently the 7th strongest alliance in the game, and you can help us be even better! With your help we can even spread our culture further to assimilate everyone in our path. "Beer, boobies, and another word that starts with 'B'!" is our motto and we are demanding you to join to spread the love.

So, click here (you know you want to) to learn more and to sign up for your chance to rule over your people, accumulate wealth, and defend Farkistan against the evil hordes of Planet Bob! We'll pair you up with a current member who will show you how to set up your nation and get started in the game. It's like having your own personal tutor evil overlord!

What is Cyber Nations?
CyberNations is among the best online nation simulator games out there. It is somewhat like its predecessor NationStates, but with numerous enhancements including the added bonus of war, nation improvements, trade, alliances, and choosing how to react to various events and catastrophes. You are the ruler of a nation and you decide how to build it, how to defend it, and how much to oppress your peasants! It can take as little as five minutes to hours of your day, if you let it. It's the perfect way to ensure your boss is squeezing the minimal effort possible from you at work!

Why should I join Farkistan?
Alliances offer advice, defense, aid, and well, if you're not in one, the game gets boring fast. Being independent and maybe going rogue (attacking nations at random) may offer brief enjoyment, but the real excitement is the challenge of growing and competing against an assortment of the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in the known and unknown universe. We must be cautious; there is a constantly changing international struggle for political and military power in the game, and in an alliance you are directly involved. You can be in government, the military, part of the diplomatic corps, be a banker, a trader of quality technologies, and more. And why be in an alliance of people who aren't Farkers when there is one full of 'em?

A Word from the farking lawyers
Even though we act immature, please be aware, Farkistan is for those 13 years of age and older. If you are younger than 13, we appreciate your interest, but please come back later.

What Do I Need to Do?
1. Go here to join Farkistan
2. Endure a hazing like none you have ever imagined Learn game play with an experienced mentor
3. ???
4. Profit!
 
2009-04-10 7:22:35 AM  
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/be prepared to drink your life away on IRC
//#greenlighters (new window)
 
2009-04-10 7:23:48 AM  
Let it be known that Farkistan will not abide with anyone using this thread to recruit for other alliances within CN. We will view it as an act of aggression and respond accordingly.

And really, you shouldn't even be reading this as by now you should have clicked the damn link.
 
2009-04-10 7:55:50 AM  
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2009-04-10 7:59:10 AM  
Ok, joined CN and posted on the forum.
 
2009-04-10 8:21:23 AM  
For anyone who doesn't want to use the mibbit link that Persephone3 posted earlier, our IRC channel is #greenlighters on irc.coldfront.net

See you there
 
2009-04-10 9:16:29 AM  
Someone should post that awesome recruitment video. You know the one ;D
 
2009-04-10 9:51:22 AM  
One of us. One of us.
 
2009-04-10 9:52:35 AM  
Farkistan, why you should join. (new window)


Farkistani recruiting video.
 
2009-04-10 9:53:59 AM  
I don't think I can in good conscience join after the beat down FARK gave my buddy for defending himself in CN:TE. Calling in back up for a raid is shameless.

/used to be a part of FARK in the beginning
 
2009-04-10 9:55:08 AM  
Work output has gone to null
Since I joined Farkistan
They have beer and boobs
 
2009-04-10 9:55:49 AM  
Come join Farkistan! Drop glowy bombs and take away enemies' ones and zeroes while trying to make sense of Rheal's ramblings, rounding up Nuke's escaped gerbils, drinking beer and perusing the many recipes we have made with bacon.
 
2009-04-10 9:55:59 AM  
I was on CN a few years ago, as a small (but noble!) independent nation. GOONS pissed me off, so I left. Farkistan does sound inviting, though.
 
2009-04-10 9:56:22 AM  

wrightb71: I don't think I can in good conscience join after the beat down FARK gave my buddy for defending himself in CN:TE. Calling in back up for a raid is shameless.

/used to be a part of FARK in the beginning


FarkTE is a separate entity from normal Cybernations Fark
 
2009-04-10 9:57:55 AM  

wrightb71: I don't think I can in good conscience join after the beat down FARK gave my buddy for defending himself in CN:TE. Calling in back up for a raid is shameless.

/used to be a part of FARK in the beginning


Lesson 1: you don't raid Fark and get away with it.
 
2009-04-10 9:58:02 AM  
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^THIS
 
2009-04-10 9:58:54 AM  

manwithplanx: wrightb71: I don't think I can in good conscience join after the beat down FARK gave my buddy for defending himself in CN:TE. Calling in back up for a raid is shameless.

/used to be a part of FARK in the beginning

FarkTE is a separate entity from normal Cybernations Fark


Yeah, I know but normal Cybernations FARK and I had our parting already. But it was fun while it lasted
 
2009-04-10 9:59:50 AM  

Leisure Suit Larry: wrightb71: I don't think I can in good conscience join after the beat down FARK gave my buddy for defending himself in CN:TE. Calling in back up for a raid is shameless.

/used to be a part of FARK in the beginning

Lesson 1: you don't raid Fark and get away with it.


Fark was the raider. But as stated before it was TE
 
2009-04-10 10:00:10 AM  
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WE just hope the missiles miss the babies.
 
BOZ [TotalFark]
2009-04-10 10:01:49 AM  

wrightb71: I don't think I can in good conscience join after the beat down FARK gave my buddy for defending himself in CN:TE. Calling in back up for a raid is shameless.

/used to be a part of FARK in the beginning


Hi! Fark in CN:TE (tournament edition) is a seperate game from the one we are talking about in here. Don't confuse the two. TE is extremely concentrated on war. While there are wars from time to time in CyberNations standard (the one we are talking about in here), they aren't nearly as common as in TE.
 
2009-04-10 10:06:52 AM  
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2009-04-10 10:07:52 AM  
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RAWR!
 
2009-04-10 10:13:11 AM  
Dammit rtkane , I was going to post that image!
 
2009-04-10 10:13:14 AM  
Farkettes should sign up, too. There are only a handful of us - we have a lot of fun in our own IRC channel (no Farkers allowed).

We'll also teach you how to fight with the big boys, kick ass and take names.

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2009-04-10 10:14:52 AM  
Farkistan rules!!!

beer,bacon and boobies
 
2009-04-10 10:15:00 AM  

bambi121899: Farkettes should sign up, too. There are only a handful of us - we have a lot of fun in our own IRC channel (no Farkers allowed).

We'll also teach you how to fight with the big boys, kick ass and take names.


Oh, this is soulatomic btw.
 
2009-04-10 10:15:57 AM  
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2009-04-10 10:16:57 AM  
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We have our priorities in order.
 
2009-04-10 10:19:41 AM  
Come join. We're awesome. Our forum has the best smilies you're likely to come across. We have a Boobie and Butt Emporium. Come on by and hang out.
 
2009-04-10 10:25:15 AM  
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WOOOOO FARK!
 
2009-04-10 10:25:16 AM  
We have smilies?
 
2009-04-10 10:28:39 AM  

PA_Mainy-Yak: We have smilies?


We have ICE CREAM!
 
2009-04-10 10:32:29 AM  

PA_Mainy-Yak: We have smilies?


farkistan.org
 
2009-04-10 10:35:48 AM  
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Farkistan is kinda like this. But with less tongue.
 
2009-04-10 10:36:49 AM  
swahnhennessy: you shouldn't even be reading this as by now you should have clicked the damn link

Look buddy, I'll read the whole thread twice if I want to and you'll like it!
 
2009-04-10 10:40:26 AM  
Farkistan is kinda like this. But with MORE tongue.


FTFY
 
2009-04-10 10:40:32 AM  

Paranoia-': PA_Mainy-Yak: We have smilies?

We have ICE CREAM!


But do you have cake?
 
2009-04-10 10:41:57 AM  

hockeychick: Paranoia-': PA_Mainy-Yak: We have smilies?

We have ICE CREAM!

But do you have cake?


Who needs cake?! That's what the bacon is for!
 
2009-04-10 10:49:25 AM  

Paranoia-': hockeychick: Paranoia-': PA_Mainy-Yak: We have smilies?

We have ICE CREAM!

But do you have cake?

Who needs cake?! That's what the bacon is for!


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This is why you need cake.
 
2009-04-10 10:50:17 AM  

hockeychick: Paranoia-': PA_Mainy-Yak: We have smilies?

We have ICE CREAM!

But do you have cake?


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I don't want no cake, I want me some pie.

/hotlinked
 
2009-04-10 10:52:42 AM  
Fark that, the cake is a lie!!!
 
2009-04-10 10:56:02 AM  

hockeychick: Paranoia-': hockeychick: Paranoia-': PA_Mainy-Yak: We have smilies?

We have ICE CREAM!

But do you have cake?

Who needs cake?! That's what the bacon is for!

This is why you need cake.


Just for you, if you come to #greenlighters (^) or (if you have IRC) go to server irc.coldfront.net and /join #greenlighters, I will make you your special bacon cake thing.
 
2009-04-10 11:05:00 AM  
It's not a trap!
 
2009-04-10 11:10:08 AM  
AmericaFarkistan, FARK YEAH!
 
2009-04-10 11:14:51 AM  
Fark couples, beware! You will lose your partner to this game ;-)

/CN widow
 
2009-04-10 11:15:36 AM  
Farkistan cures blindness, heals broken bones, pays your taxes, folds your laundry, makes your man parts bigger (or sweater puppies, if you are a farkette), fixes your bacon sammiches, buys you some more beer, and is a great way to pass that time at work where you are supposed to be working on your TPS reports but are really just staring at the screen doing nothing and wishing you could go home.

Ok, maybe not all of that is true, but you should atleast come and find out which parts are....
 
2009-04-10 11:18:00 AM  
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2009-04-10 11:19:06 AM  

kasu327: I already answered this before but I'll say it again, you've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

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I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.



ummm, what?
 
2009-04-10 11:24:37 AM  
i'm not only a member... i also hold a cabinet position. So There!! Farkistan rocks
 
2009-04-10 11:25:08 AM  

Ceiling Moose: Fark couples, beware! You will lose your partner to this game ;-)

/CN widow


Heed not the Ceiling Moose! :)

/Honestly, the game really doesn't take much time at all. It's the hanging around chatting to Farkers which does, and hells you do that already...
 
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