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(ABC News)   Koalas fall off the wagon, take up heavy drinking   ( abc.net.au) divider line
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2003-02-06 05:15:49 PM  
I just saw an Ewok buy a bottle of Evian & a Playboy.
2003-02-06 05:58:26 PM  
2003-02-06 05:59:10 PM  
awww.....poor koalas!

/loves anything cute and fuzzy
2003-02-06 05:59:22 PM  
You'd fall off the wagon too, if you had just seen the virgin Mary on a fence post.....
2003-02-06 05:59:33 PM  
I want to see a koala hooked up to a dialysis machine.
2003-02-06 06:00:08 PM  
I thought it was on the wagon

2003-02-06 06:01:07 PM  
what's that red dot?
2003-02-06 06:01:08 PM  
They're easier to catch when they're on the ground.
2003-02-06 06:02:46 PM  
Protect your beverages mates.

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2003-02-06 06:05:19 PM  
/obligatory Koala joke:

A Koala walks up to a prostitute looking for a good time. They go back to her place, have their good time, and smoke cigarettes. Afterward the Koala gets up and heads for the door when the whore stopped him and said, "You can't leave yet, you haven't paid me." The koala didn't understand, so the call girl showed him a dictionary.

PROSTITUTE - someone who performs sexual acts for money.

The Koala then takes the dictionary and flips to the letter "K".

KOALA - a native animal of Australia that eats bush and
2003-02-06 06:07:05 PM  
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2003-02-06 06:12:42 PM  
i wanna reborn as a koala. all they do is sleep, mate and get high. that's my kind of life!
2003-02-06 06:13:39 PM  
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Fark article

Please, someone put these too together, i lack PS skillz
2003-02-06 06:30:20 PM  
sure, they're worried about the koalas, but what about the Monchichis?
2003-02-06 06:32:06 PM  
I drank with a koalla once, it said the funniest shiat.
2003-02-06 06:34:04 PM  
Next thing you know, they'll be likkering up the wallabies, then NO ONE will be safe!
2003-02-06 06:35:07 PM  
in other news: bush says the world environment is fine.
2003-02-06 06:39:11 PM  
I want to see a koala hooked up to a dialysis machine.

You first.
2003-02-06 06:41:57 PM  
Koalas are real nice as a rule. Then next thing you know, they're all drunk and sloppy and it's purely peer pressure. One koala won't get all drunk like that...he may have one or two after dinner, but you get a group of them together, and soon they're whoopin and hollerin' and one of them pulls his little koala dick out. It gets embarassing, like if we're at Chi Chi's. Then one tried to feel my friend's girlfriend's breast. Then he tried to play it off like he was falling. And I told them, you belong in the woods. Drunk ass. I don't call any of them any more because they don't know when to say when and the whole thing where they ALWAYS pull their little koala dicks out like somebody will be impressed. I'm just over it.
2003-02-06 06:44:12 PM  
Crikey I'll just sneak up on 'em and jamb my thumb in their buttholes.
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2003-02-06 06:49:52 PM  
And if that isn't bad enough, they are riddled with venereal disease.

No, really. They are.

Here's the link:

2003-02-06 06:57:26 PM  
nearly right on all scores, except for one thing.
The devil take fosters, it's the worst beer to find it's way out of a factory here.
2003-02-06 07:07:03 PM  
i saw a koala the other day. it was carrying a yellow bucket and pestering me for money. luckily i had a 50c piece on me and i flicked it into his bucket. Then i todl him to buy a new costume and he chased me away.

stupid koala
2003-02-06 07:18:25 PM  
Ah to be a koala , Hand out in trees , eat leaves and mate - what a life
2003-02-06 07:56:34 PM  
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2003-02-06 09:25:57 PM  
Make my drink a Long Island Ice Tea, please.

Who says koalas don't drink???
2003-02-06 09:33:01 PM  
ANyone else notice that they used the logo for ABC (American Broadcast Corporation) when the link is to ABC (Australian Broadcast Corporation)?
2003-02-06 11:04:15 PM  
Enigmamf they do that a lot.
2003-02-06 11:25:52 PM  
LOL AussieX - and PIZZA's back on.
2003-02-07 04:19:53 AM  
I never knew koalas came from gunnedah.
2003-02-07 10:08:28 AM  
LOL! Drunk koala!

Reminds me of that Rolf Harris film.
2003-02-07 12:52:55 PM  
Those birds that eat fermented berries are gonna want in on the koala party.
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