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(Bob)   M*A*S*H fans eager for new Korean war   ( divider line
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4152 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Feb 2003 at 9:40 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-06 09:06:36 AM  
If I get drafted, I'm not wearing women's clothes...well.....maybe
2003-02-06 09:11:35 AM  
Captain Tuttle could not be reached for comment.
2003-02-06 09:43:16 AM  
I didn't even see it coming.. and I should have. Good article, actually
2003-02-06 09:44:11 AM  
Hahahaha, God Bless Bob from Accounting. Great Article.
2003-02-06 09:44:16 AM  
Today must be my "Kim Luck"-y day....
2003-02-06 09:44:41 AM  
I claim Hot lips for myself right wait...she's probably fat and ugly by now.....forget it
2003-02-06 09:45:35 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
WTF is that?
2003-02-06 09:45:41 AM  
Alan Alda last seen leaving Wal-Mart with a box of hair dye.
2003-02-06 09:50:08 AM  
The wind just broke his leg.
2003-02-06 09:52:11 AM  
Frank Burns eats worms.
2003-02-06 09:56:07 AM  
Margaret's puppies are dragging on the floor by now.

She'll have to tuck them into her waistband.
2003-02-06 09:56:35 AM  
Jeneane Garafalo says she wants to play Hot Lips.

Ben Affleck as Hawkeye.

Matt Daemon as Trapper John or BJ.

Instant classic!!
2003-02-06 09:57:26 AM  
Shut your cake hole, the more i want you.
2003-02-06 09:58:09 AM  
war is murder...
(flips switch)
war is moida!
2003-02-06 10:00:02 AM  
how about Patrick Stewart for Sherman T Potter?
everyone else would want a boatload of money too...
2003-02-06 10:00:51 AM  
I bet we could get Alan Alda to come back as Hawkeye...
2003-02-06 10:01:01 AM  
Bump: Heh - loved the Tuttle episode.

/die-hard 4077 fan
2003-02-06 10:02:53 AM  
...and his orchestra!

(drinks gin)
2003-02-06 10:03:28 AM  
Margaret was NEVER hot - she was unattractive from episode one. The only thing that made it somewhat believable was the scenario of being away at war. When times get desperate, a man can fool himself that a woman is attractive just long enough to bust a nut, throw on his pants and be on his way....

Okay, I know, I'm rambling - but that has always been a problem for me - Loretta Swit: Attractive. Never worked. I'd plowed Nurse Kelly before that bleach bottle hussy.
2003-02-06 10:05:04 AM  
I think they should cast the Osbornes as a typical native peasant family
2003-02-06 10:05:09 AM  
02-06-03 10:02:53 AM Henchman
...and his orchestra!

2003-02-06 10:06:14 AM  
I miss Frank. And Col. Flag(g?)
2003-02-06 10:06:17 AM  
Oh, and another thing - what about the whole "General Steel"/"Colonel Potter" thing. Did we learn nothing from Bewitched?...

["AHHH... Bach...."]
2003-02-06 10:07:49 AM  
Who was a better acomplice to Hawkeye, BJ or Trapper?

And, who was a better whiney mofo, Charles or Frank?
2003-02-06 10:08:57 AM  
E-man Flagg isn't with the CIA he's with the CIC. He only tells people he's with the CIA to make them think he's with the CID.
2003-02-06 10:10:53 AM  
Bump -

I should kill you with my little finger.

2003-02-06 10:11:00 AM  
I thought Col. Flagg was Rabbi Shwartz?
2003-02-06 10:13:18 AM  
EvilPoda, Trapper and Frank. The earlier episodes were the best.
2003-02-06 10:14:01 AM  
General Steele....hehehehe

"...but, first, a number..."
"A number, sir?"
"...why, it's in your blood, boy!"
2003-02-06 10:15:09 AM  
the MASH movie is far superior to the MASH TV show
2003-02-06 10:19:04 AM,
2003-02-06 10:19:05 AM  
You send all the way to Chicago for Adam's ribs and you don't get any cole slaw??
2003-02-06 10:20:14 AM  
I think the show really went downhill when the original cast started to leave. It was top notch with Col. Blake, Trapper, and Frank. Potter, BJ and Charles were poor replacements, IMHO.
2003-02-06 10:21:09 AM  
"We're the pros from Dover..."
2003-02-06 10:21:35 AM  
I still have Dynamite magazine issue number 1 which covered the new characters coming on the show.

2003-02-06 10:24:26 AM  
"Nurse - prepare to amputate...."
"Amputate?? Doctor..."
"No time... I save this leg I loose that life..."
2003-02-06 10:25:35 AM  
Bass555 ...and get me a nurse who can help without getting her tits in the way...
2003-02-06 10:28:11 AM  
Because suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes...
2003-02-06 10:32:53 AM  
"Ohhhh, Tokyo...
They got some sake and sushimi and kimonos, kimonos.."
2003-02-06 10:33:50 AM  
I loved the movie (saw it on the big screen and everything when it came out) and the series too. More sex and blood in the movie, of course.

Speaking of satire, did you see they figured out Al Qaeda was behind the Jimmy Kimmel show?

As for a remake, the red-head from "That 70's Show" would make a great nurse. I'm just sayin...
2003-02-06 10:35:18 AM  
Early was best. Frank and Trapper. And pre-whitewashed-hair-puffy-ass-lips Margaret.
2003-02-06 10:35:43 AM  
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"
2003-02-06 10:36:29 AM  
You disgust me!
That's right, I've disgust you with all my friends and they say you disgust them.
2003-02-06 10:38:53 AM  
And Henry, can't forget him.
2003-02-06 10:40:43 AM  
"I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife."

- Col. Potter
2003-02-06 10:43:15 AM  
"Horse Hockey!"

- Col. Potter
2003-02-06 10:45:50 AM  
Movie version was still better...can't beat Sutherland and Gould.

[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-06 10:46:37 AM  
"Well, Sheriff, looks like you got trouble right here in Pregnant City!"
2003-02-06 10:48:06 AM  
Ok, ok, one more....

"Backwards? The Chinese invented movable type in 1132!"
"He's right. I was in 1133 and it kept me up all night..."
2003-02-06 10:53:14 AM  
Can they drop Alan Alda on the Bonneville salt flats in the premiere?

"I am the wind."

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