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(She)   A Playmate comes out of the closet   ( divider line
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198016 clicks; posted to Main » and Entertainment » on 05 Feb 2003 at 11:34 AM (19 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2003-02-05 9:55:13 AM  
Not after 10 minutes of waiting for the page to not load.
2003-02-05 10:17:09 AM  
yeah.. whats up with that.. that running on a 14.4 modem?

anyways.. i was under the impression that all the playmates liked girls... or maybe that was just some weird fantasy of mine... nahhhhh
2003-02-05 10:26:21 AM  
I don't understand why more/all women aren't lesbians. It seems like a natural progression in developing human sexuality really. Women are simply more attractive physically. It would only make sense to move beyond some smelly guy and a wapping 10 minute bump & grind session....

Of course, they'd still have to deal with hairy armpits.
2003-02-05 10:30:02 AM  
Aren't practically all stripper-trash whores lesbos?
2003-02-05 10:49:53 AM  
I don't understand why more/all women aren't lesbians. It seems like a natural progression in developing human sexuality really. Women are simply more attractive physically.

Uh, Bump, most lesbians don't look like playmates:

I wouldn't hit it.
2003-02-05 10:53:05 AM  
Damn html.
2003-02-05 10:55:05 AM  
2003-02-05 11:01:30 AM  
Sudie I guess.... but all in all - women are simply more physically attractive than men. We're functional (physically speaking) whereas womens bodies are works of art.
2 women can be completely different physically and both can still be very attractive - so many flavors & only one penis...
This is proof that God is either a heterosexual man or a homosexual woman. His true handywork shines in the female form. IMHO.
2003-02-05 11:01:57 AM  
Guaranteed there will be more following her out....
2003-02-05 11:03:39 AM  
Who the hell would get turned on by a Playboy playmate engaging in deeply erotic acts with another woman involving sensuous kissing, licking, and probing?

Oh, right. All of us!
2003-02-05 11:04:37 AM  
AHHH.... I just now looked at that link....

I guess I'll just never understand homosexuality (no judging here - just stating a fact.) Why would a woman turn away from men to get with a woman who looks like a man? (this Q works for gay guys too.)

I can understand wanting a woman woman - but not the man woman thing.... maybe it's just too early for me....
2003-02-05 11:31:20 AM  
I have one question.

Can I watch?
2003-02-05 11:38:41 AM  
Don't hog the lube.
2003-02-05 11:38:52 AM  
Is this the Clinton ex we've been reading all about?
2003-02-05 11:39:59 AM  
Isn't it funny that if a woman starts to be more interested in other women, she becomes more attractive to some men? Perhaps it is because a lack of competition brings out the sexually weak...

\there, that should start it!
2003-02-05 11:40:33 AM  
I thought you had to have breasts that sag to your waist to be a lesbian?
2003-02-05 11:40:55 AM  
In the closet, out of the closet, on top of the damn thing...who cares as long as there is a camera nearby.
2003-02-05 11:41:05 AM  
Bump If I could hazard a guess, it's that maybe some gay women like everything about men but the baby-making parts.
2003-02-05 11:41:38 AM  
Romans 1: 26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. 27In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.
28Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done.
2003-02-05 11:43:04 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Welcome to the flame war, DannySpaz. Have a helmet.

Here's your sign.
2003-02-05 11:43:51 AM  
No, Chastain86, it's in the bible. That means it's OK!
2003-02-05 11:44:19 AM  
Sudie what's the thing in the white shirt?
2003-02-05 11:44:46 AM  
Holy Crap.

I was almost deafened by the sound of a 3 million member simultanius *SHWING*
2003-02-05 11:44:50 AM  
Playmate on Playmate action?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!.......

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap............
2003-02-05 11:45:01 AM  
Chastain86, thanks mate :/

bunch of horny teens drooling over lezbos who obviously don't care and then said teens use that as an excuse why they can't get a break.........

heh........."gimme fuel gimme fire" ......flame on.
2003-02-05 11:45:09 AM  
PhaetonGrim...."Perhaps it is because a lack of competition brings out the sexually weak..."

I guess the same can be said for trolls.

2003-02-05 11:45:41 AM  
DannySpaz Ok, well that says about MEN being with MEN not women, with women.
2003-02-05 11:45:50 AM  
Yup. Thanks for the morsel.
2003-02-05 11:46:10 AM  
OK, the linked page won't load. can someone at least tell me her name so I can do a GIS?

2003-02-05 11:47:01 AM  
DownSouth, I haven't figured out if it's a man or a woman. It doesn't appear to have breasts. *shrugs* I have no clue.
2003-02-05 11:48:05 AM  
after looking at his bio and god page,
me thinks dannyspaz was dropped as a baby.
2003-02-05 11:48:47 AM  
2003-02-05 11:48:54 AM  
Trying to load the page without success, but, while I am waiting, what is cool about a hot female that doesn't dig a bit of le grande sausage?

Sure it is good to watch them at it, but we should not be celebrating the loss of a hottie to the sisterhood.

[christ i hope that i interpreted the headline properly]
2003-02-05 11:49:27 AM  
Mmm, hmm, right. You gotta love it when they do that. 'Lets just throw some scripture at people.'

Jesus would have wanted it that way.

And as for "Why do women like to look at men instead of other women?" Perhaps we(women) seek the harder more defined lines of the male human rather than the soft curvy feminine lines? Men and women ARE different, you know. A difference in our concept of beauty should be obvious, IMHO
2003-02-05 11:50:52 AM  
02-05-03 11:01:30 AM Bump
This is proof that God is either a heterosexual man or a homosexual woman. His true handywork shines in the female form. IMHO.

---> preach it, brother!
2003-02-05 11:52:13 AM  
I'm a lesbian traped in a mans body.
2003-02-05 11:52:16 AM  
Bump, I think God is a woman. I can make no comment on her sexual preferences.

'Tell me all your thoughts on God?
'Cause I would really like to meet her.
And ask her why we're who we are.
Tell me all your thoughts on God,
Cause I am on my way to see her.
So tell me am I very far -
Am I very far now?'

Sorry, the annoying Dishwalla fan in me rears it's head sometimes. ;)
2003-02-05 11:52:21 AM  
Bump: suit yourself. I, on the other hand, love the guys.

So one more lesbian means less competition for me.
2003-02-05 11:52:31 AM  
hehehehe....Dueling bat-wings...hehehehe
2003-02-05 11:53:28 AM  
Brisvegas -
I, for one, will be celebrating the joining of a hottie to the sisterhood. :) If only the damn page would load...
2003-02-05 11:54:03 AM  
<strongbad>christians are wierd man</strongbad>
2003-02-05 11:54:33 AM  
DannySpaz! Christian Cop to the Rescue!

Give it a rest man.
2003-02-05 11:56:24 AM  
When Dishwalla references make an entrance, it's time for everyone to leave the thread.

Everybody out of the pool!
2003-02-05 11:56:52 AM  
Eatin' ain't cheatin', or so I've heard.
2003-02-05 11:57:09 AM  
I present to you the following evidence that Women are meant to play with each other as well as men
1) All babies have breast feeding instincts to suckle nipples
2) Most all children prefer the company of women to men until they are beginning to enter puberty. At which point men are encouraged to transfer this social energy into sexual energy and seek the company of women. Where as girls are encouraged to SUDDENLY become interested in clumbsy, rough boys.
3) Women of all ages are more confortable being physical and affectionate with their freinds of the same sex, holding hands hugging, dressing and undressing together ect. And are also more likely to compliment each others appearence.
4) Women cant get each other pregnant, and are much less likely to transmit disease to one another through sexual contact. So the situations described in example three are very tempting to elevate to the next level without fear of bad consequesces.
5) the female form is MUCH more elegant and generally appreciated by all humans on some level. The male form is functional and awkward. Hence most Erotic thoughts center on the female.
6) they smell so good together! I mean if man wasnt meant to have MFF threesomes, it wouldnt smell so good under the sheets when we do. Instead there would be some offensive Pheremone released to discourage the behavior. Case in point ever been in a mens locker room? phew!. Or even in a Hooters resturaunt where the sex ratio is alllllll wrong, I cant even eat in those places because they smell so bad it ruins the tatse of the food, too many men excited over too few women.
2003-02-05 11:58:10 AM  
religious outlook is "old and busted" - isn't there enough real wars due to religion for ya' - also that book went through some bad translations I'm sure when it was first written it went something like this:

Romans 1: 26
Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women were up for action.

In the same way the men also abandoned there nagging women and were inflamed with the need to go out on a 'guys nights out' . Men committed indecent acts along with other men by going to go-go bars and the like, and gave out lots of dollar bills for their perversion.
Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to call the wife, he had to sneak in late and then make nice the next morning by making breakfast.

dude, get over it. The book is a general guide not a forced view of the world. I think God would rather you lead a decent life, try and help your fellow man than worry about whether some woman is silver surfing with another. By being too literal you misguided and going to go to hell - good luck - he,he,he
2003-02-05 11:58:39 AM  
To the self-same people who throw scripture around as if it were the true word of the one God Almighty:

The Bible was written by men.
Men are corrupt.

Ergo, the Bible is corrupt. Or, at least, corrupted over the course of 2000 years by men who would use religion as a means to personal gain.

If you must live by religious tenets, fine. Here are the rules for proper human conduct:

1. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
2. Thou shalt not kill nor steal nor covet thy neighbor's wife nor generally be an asshat.
3. If what someone else is doing does not harm you or your loved ones, leave them the hell alone.
4. Try to be a better person tomorrow than you were today. Repeat as necessary.
2003-02-05 12:01:26 PM  
Hmmm - farked - what a suprise.
2003-02-05 12:01:27 PM  
Come on now, let the man defend himself before you all jump down his throat.
2003-02-05 12:01:33 PM  
Chastain86: Should be, but needed to be said yet again. Nice one.
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