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(Scotsman)   Driver cited for "Driving with a load not properly tied down" after corpse falls off truck   ( divider line
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5305 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2003 at 8:34 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-05 08:36:54 AM  
I hate it when that happens.
2003-02-05 08:41:47 AM  
That'll teach them for transporting bodies on the roofrack of the van..
2003-02-05 08:42:29 AM  
Is it technically roadkill if it's already dead?
2003-02-05 08:43:17 AM  
The driver should receive a stiff punishment.
2003-02-05 08:45:21 AM  
A hearse is driving up a hill when the back door suddenly swings open and the coffin slips out. It continues down the hill and through the doors of a chemist's shop. As it passes the counter, the lid opens, the corpse sits up and says to the assistant: 'Have you got anything to stop my coffin?'.
2003-02-05 08:45:37 AM  
conjures images of Daphne Zuniga's lovely bare back in the movie "The Sure Thing"...

Well, not the corpse part... :)
2003-02-05 08:50:20 AM  
"Oops, my bag"
2003-02-05 08:57:35 AM  
haha, dead things.
2003-02-05 08:59:45 AM  
National Lampoon's Vacation.
2003-02-05 09:05:07 AM  
"Slip sliding away, Slip sliding away. You know the nearer your destination, the more you're slip sliding away."
2003-02-05 09:06:41 AM  
Where's Aunt Edna when you need her?
2003-02-05 09:08:56 AM  
I ask you, which of us here can honestly say this has never happened to them?

I'm waiting...
2003-02-05 09:10:25 AM  
"load" jokes need not apply..oh wait..go ahead...load
2003-02-05 09:11:34 AM  
In other news, murder no longer considered illegal.
2003-02-05 09:12:52 AM  
did anyone else find that story arousing?

or was it just me?
2003-02-05 09:15:46 AM  
Chastain86: I didn't get a ticket, it happened outside city limits...
2003-02-05 09:16:12 AM  
Cormee You too? Man! I love stories about trucks!
2003-02-05 09:21:46 AM  
yeah those bodies are unpredictable, you need to bungie them down good.
2003-02-05 09:23:12 AM  
I think the corpse was one of those lady astronauts.
2003-02-05 09:27:14 AM  
"Just drop me off at the store, remember to pick me up at 3"
2003-02-05 09:31:28 AM  
First thing that came to my mind too.
"Come to Mama Boys!"
2003-02-05 09:36:10 AM  
but he returned to the scene, on Monday morning

So had it been lying there all weekend?
2003-02-05 09:37:51 AM  
Tom Petty was bummed that he got there too late. Now he has to get another dinner guest.
2003-02-05 09:42:26 AM  
Isn't there a GTA3 mission where you have to get a corpse out of a truck?
2003-02-05 09:44:28 AM  

Amen boys!! I love that movie... a classic Cusack flick if ever there was... Daphne Z has made my pants fit tight ever since...

[/I think I'm getting a hive]
2003-02-05 02:15:40 PM  
Cormee:did anyone else find that story arousing?
or was it just me?

Dude, you better check your medication. It's the green one in the mornings.

/curb corpse
2003-02-05 08:38:33 PM  
2003-02-05 08:38:37 PM  
The van's destination?

Soylent Green Processing Co. Ltd.
2003-02-05 08:40:07 PM  
Repeat takes a dead cat bounce.
2003-02-05 08:40:11 PM  
A different kind of roadkill, to be certain.
2003-02-05 08:43:24 PM  
Throw out yer dead [insert monty python jpg here].
2003-02-05 08:44:29 PM  
reusable thread?
2003-02-05 08:44:36 PM  
Cormee, were you the one who was lauging at the space shuttle blowing up, or was that someone else?

I know that this is on a completely different level, of course.
2003-02-05 08:44:48 PM  
what the hell is going on here? was this article moved up from earlier?
2003-02-05 08:45:06 PM  
2003-02-05 08:46:18 PM  
Best. Time Warp. Ever.

(I hate that cliche, but it's true in this case)
2003-02-05 08:50:09 PM  
If I found the body, is it legal to keep it?
2003-02-05 08:50:48 PM  
At least no one was injured.

2003-02-05 08:54:40 PM  
seems to have gone back to normal, ohwell that was weird
2003-02-05 08:56:38 PM  
...or not, i have no clue what is going on
2003-02-05 09:09:06 PM  
They gave him a ticket? Well, that's a stiff penalty.

(Ha! I kill me!)
2003-02-05 09:22:46 PM  
Is it technically roadkill if it's already dead?

It done matter much so long as pa still gets the first bite. he-yuk
2003-02-05 09:34:05 PM  
She wuz Dead? Naw, she was just cold from camping in that little plastic tent.

She was warm when I was done...
2003-02-05 09:34:41 PM  
driver found and cited..
[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-05 09:36:10 PM  
I'd be insecure too if I was dead and laying in the middle of the road.
People get mugged like that these days.
2003-02-05 09:39:14 PM  
Actually. We should all be thankful nobody found it on the street then tried to sell it on eBay.
2003-02-05 09:49:56 PM  
Step 1:Drop body in road
Step 2:????
Step 3:Profit!
2003-02-05 10:44:29 PM  
Gross!! The cops just kinda pushed it off to the side of the road? And "covered over by police"? What did they do, lay on it?
2003-02-05 11:25:25 PM  
i swear i saw this on jackass first
2003-02-05 11:40:05 PM  
Nate and David Fisher wouldn't of ever let this happen. (Six Feet Under reference for the non-addicted)
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