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SGF
2009-03-28 11:14:37 AM  
Holy crap, Alex Jones was right!

*buys bullets water and seeds*
 
2009-03-28 11:14:58 AM  
Please, someone please explain to me how it would be possible to either shop
in Walmart or live in Texas and NOT scream the F-word. Walmart in Texas would have to be the seventh level of hell.
 
2009-03-28 11:26:55 AM  
i drop a F bomb every time i enter a wal mart because of the living hell i've just exposed myself to
 
2009-03-28 11:32:24 AM  
Wow, a farking assistant Fire marshal , not even a farking real cop, a farking assistant fire marshal. What a farking douche nozzle.
What a farking retard.. Even a real farking cop wouldn't have farking said something.. for farking real.
Me farking thinks that someone has a farking superiority complex.fark!
 
2009-03-28 11:38:55 AM  
If it weren't for Wal-mart, those damn child laborers would be cussing constantly. Somebody has to stand up for good morals.
 
2009-03-28 11:39:38 AM  
Why does an Assistant Fire Marshall have any power to arrest someone when it is NOT due to a farking fire.

I hope the city gets a huge lawsuit thrown their way. I want it to decimate the budget to the point that they have to lay off the incompetent workers in this town like the jackass that did this. I wouldn't settle I would fight it until the end because it isn't just about you when it comes to free speech, it is about everyone.


I would have been charged with resisting arrest as well and disorderly conduct. If someone who is not a cop tries to put handcuffs on me for what I said I would put up one hell of a fight.

WHY THE FARK DOES THE FIRE MARSHALL HAVE THE POWER TO ARREST PEOPLE FOR ANYTHING NOT RELATED TO FIRE?
 
2009-03-28 11:49:39 AM  

Hollywood Cole: rpm: "fark this shiat" does not.

Wouldn't saying "fark this shiat" literally translate to "have intercourse with this pile of excrement"?

You don't find that obscene?


My GOD I love it when people use a word without having the faintest notion of the definition. The spoken (or written) word "Fark" (whether filtered or not) cannot be obscene under law. Impossible. Look up Miller v. California and note that ALL of the criteria for obscenity must be true for a "work" to be obscene. You won't get far.
 
2009-03-28 11:58:06 AM  

Mrstupid7: This same thing happened to me.

I was walking out of the store and I was talking with my friends and uttered the word fark while talking. The policeman that was standing at the door heard me and told me to watch my mouth. I then said this is America, so fark you. He promptly grabbed my arm and slammed me up against the mailbox inside the store and arrested me for disorderly conduct. At that point he asked me who the badass was now and I replied I guess you're the badass now motherfarker. Then I would not stop saying fark until I was placed in the county jail. The charges were obviously dropped.



And why, may I ask, were the charges "obviously dropped"? Sounds to me like you possibly did this:

§ 14‑288.4. Disorderly conduct.
(a) Disorderly conduct is a public disturbance intentionally caused by any person who does any of the following:

(2) Makes or uses any utterance, gesture, display or abusive language which is intended and plainly likely to provoke violent retaliation and thereby cause a breach of the peace


/just sayin'
 
2009-03-28 12:08:23 PM  
the fact the word fark isn't appearing in this thread is proof positive that this was legit. Too much FUD in America, not enough balls.
 
2009-03-28 12:11:27 PM  

SpinStopper: Explain to me how I got that wrong in the first place ;)


"certified peace officer" =/= cop

the clown is a farking fire chief and has no farking authority.
 
2009-03-28 12:24:34 PM  

jmr61: Makes or uses any utterance, gesture, display or abusive language which is intended and plainly likely to provoke violent retaliation and thereby cause a breach of the peace


I doubted he "intended...to provoke violent retaliation" by saying F|_|ck. Therefore, that does not apply.
 
2009-03-28 12:33:28 PM  
When I was in seventh grade (12 or 13 years old), I was ticketed for riding my bicycle on the wrong side of the road while on my way to school in La Marque, TX. Fark: I was actually walking the bike on the side-walk while eating a do-nut and did not get on the bike until I was in Pizza Inn parking lot. I then rode around the corner, still in the parking lot, and was immediately pulled over and given a ticket.

I was with three friends when this happened. They served as witnesses in my defense when I went to court to fight the ticket. One of them could not stop smiling during the trial, probably because how absurd the situation was. After I won my case, the police officer who ticketed threatened my friend (also 12 or 13 years old) by saying if my friend didn't wipe that smile off his face, he (the office) would.

Good times, good times...
 
2009-03-28 12:58:41 PM  
The shelf where she expected to find batteries was bare and Fridge expressed her frustration to her mother.

So, basically, a normal visit to Walmart.

/never stocks what you want
//never goes there anymore
 
2009-03-28 1:13:21 PM  
what a joke....capt. alfred dicklicker......... needs to find a life. nuff said.
 
2009-03-28 1:16:31 PM  
There needs to be another Civil farking war, US vs them... We own them, we pay their damn bills.... It's time to farking stand against them
 
2009-03-28 1:21:48 PM  

UberDave: SpinStopper: Cog: It's called disorderly conduct. If someone complains it's a crime.

In the second instance, it was the cop who heard and complained. In escalating the situation, it just got worse and more of the F-bombs were tossed around. The cop made it f*cking worse, and was not responding to any complaint other than his own. F*cking cop.

F*ck this crap. It's just f*cking words.

It's an all-around bad situation. First you have dumbass trash who you don't dare even hint at the fact that they're being rude or idiotic (politely or not) unless you want a shiat-storm rant about how wrong *you* are to call them out on their asshatery. Then you have a redneck sub-cop who enjoys abusing his authority.

/That's La Marque for you...

This right here, walmart trash customers and southern baptist motherfarkers, fark them all in the @$$ and twice on Sunday and fark their mothers with a Mule pecker.


End of rant
 
2009-03-28 1:26:57 PM  
U.S.A
U.S.A
U.S.A

YEAH!

Number one!!
 
2009-03-28 1:41:59 PM  

Shilar:
Say it loudly and proudly!
FARK YOU!


Classic... ^_^ I remember d/l'ing a wave of this in the mid-90s.
 
2009-03-28 3:21:50 PM  

TsukasaK: And personally, I've got more important things to worry about then some random person using a word I don't particularly like. How about you?


Wow get that sand out of your vagina Francis. Yes I understand it is all context. Personally i dont give a fark what the fark someone farking says.

/just sayin.
 
2009-03-28 4:17:35 PM  
I ate a seahorse. No meat but lots of neighbors. Purple middleton staple guitar garrote pimple weasle nuts.

I for one praise my lame flower right testicle knee sandwich.

Fark.

My system is down.
 
2009-03-28 5:03:57 PM  
Not even "fark everything is made in China here" or "fark these prices are low?"

\fark
 
2009-03-28 5:27:00 PM  
Is he an Assistant Fire Marshal or is he just an "assistant" to the Fire Marshal?
 
2009-03-28 5:41:53 PM  

hostJP: fire


I think what is not noticed here (haven't read through the rest of the thread yet), is that a dufus assistant fire marshall went to touch/cuff someone on non-fire related issues.

At that point (and not trying to be an Inet tough guy), I would have knocked him on his ass when he touched me, called the police myself for assault, then proceed to sue him and his municipality.
 
2009-03-28 6:42:22 PM  

Mrstupid7: This same thing happened to me.

I was walking out of the store and I was talking with my friends and uttered the word fark while talking. The policeman that was standing at the door heard me and told me to watch my mouth. I then said this is America, so fark you. He promptly grabbed my arm and slammed me up against the mailbox inside the store and arrested me for disorderly conduct. At that point he asked me who the badass was now and I replied I guess you're the badass now motherfarker. Then I would not stop saying fark until I was placed in the county jail. The charges were obviously dropped.

I really hate cops. I've never met a cop who wasn't a power tripping redneck piece of shiat. Even after I stopped being a dumb teenager. If you're a cop, you have a 99% chance of being a douchebag and you probably don't even realize it.



Well your user name sure does fit.
 
2009-03-28 7:03:02 PM  
 
2009-03-28 7:53:05 PM  

Sid Deuces: Yesterday Walmart laid of all 650 employees at their optical lab here.

.... she turned to her mother and remarked,
"They're all (expletive deleted) gone!"


And she didn't eat that (expletive) sandwich, either.
 
2009-03-28 8:14:39 PM  
I'm certain that the judge and DA are just thrilled when Assistant Fire Marshals start making arrests for cursing in public. It's just what they need.
 
2009-03-28 9:33:55 PM  

jmr61: Mrstupid7: This same thing happened to me.

I was walking out of the store and I was talking with my friends and uttered the word fark while talking. The policeman that was standing at the door heard me and told me to watch my mouth. I then said this is America, so fark you. He promptly grabbed my arm and slammed me up against the mailbox inside the store and arrested me for disorderly conduct. At that point he asked me who the badass was now and I replied I guess you're the badass now motherfarker. Then I would not stop saying fark until I was placed in the county jail. The charges were obviously dropped.

And why, may I ask, were the charges "obviously dropped"? Sounds to me like you possibly did this:

§ 14‑288.4. Disorderly conduct.
(a) Disorderly conduct is a public disturbance intentionally caused by any person who does any of the following:

(2) Makes or uses any utterance, gesture, display or abusive language which is intended and plainly likely to provoke violent retaliation and thereby cause a breach of the peace


/just sayin'


Don't know how to read, eh?
 
2009-03-28 10:56:17 PM  
So the new F word is fridge?
 
2009-03-28 11:54:16 PM  

Mrstupid7: jmr61: Mrstupid7: This same thing happened to me.

I was walking out of the store and I was talking with my friends and uttered the word fark while talking. The policeman that was standing at the door heard me and told me to watch my mouth. I then said this is America, so fark you. He promptly grabbed my arm and slammed me up against the mailbox inside the store and arrested me for disorderly conduct. At that point he asked me who the badass was now and I replied I guess you're the badass now motherfarker. Then I would not stop saying fark until I was placed in the county jail. The charges were obviously dropped.

And why, may I ask, were the charges "obviously dropped"? Sounds to me like you possibly did this:

§ 14‑288.4. Disorderly conduct.
(a) Disorderly conduct is a public disturbance intentionally caused by any person who does any of the following:

(2) Makes or uses any utterance, gesture, display or abusive language which is intended and plainly likely to provoke violent retaliation and thereby cause a breach of the peace


/just sayin'

Don't know how to read, eh?


In the eyes of the law the kid is no more guilty than the cop. Mrstupid may have been stupid, but the cop was dumber. Cops do nothing for themselves when they get on the backs of morons. Being a cop does not justify being a legal asshole to people who annoy you. The world is full of morons who curse, but they arent police officers are they?

You can be as stupid as you like, but i hope that my law authorities dont believe they can combat it by stooping to my level
 
2009-03-29 10:10:38 AM  

turtle-tracks: This is getting better and better....

FAA
La Marque Fire Chief Todd Zacherl caused that confusion with this statement: "If she would have said, 'yes sir,' there would have been no problem and she would have been able to walk off..."


http://www.talkingproud.us/ImagesPhotoGallery/Serve/DrillInstructor.j​p​g
THIS. IS. AMERICA.
 
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