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(Talking Points Memo)   House GOP unveils its budget of fiscally responsible unicorns and market-driven rainbows   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2009-03-26 4:55:34 PM  
Bloody William

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2009-03-26 4:55:34 PM  

thomps: ... a crayon drawing of a bald eagle high-fiving jesus.


I'd buy that on a t-shirt. Hell, I use a shrinky dink of that as a keychain or pendant.
 
2009-03-26 4:55:52 PM  

Phil Herup: IXI Jim IXI: Republican Budget:


Unfortunately the Dem budget replaces the "miracle occuring" quote with a "Who cares if it works or not? We all gettin' paid".


We're here to criticize the Republican "budget," not talk serious stuff.
 
2009-03-26 4:56:09 PM  
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2009-03-26 4:56:09 PM  

Phil Herup: Unfortunately the Dem budget replaces the "miracle occuring" quote with a "Who cares if it works or not? We all gettin' paid".


Hi kitten!

We were all hoping someone would come and defend this. Tell me, when you make your budget at home, does it have numbers in it? Because it seems like this one is missing something...
 
2009-03-26 4:56:47 PM  

Phil Herup: IXI Jim IXI: Republican Budget:


Unfortunately the Dem budget replaces the "miracle occuring" quote with a "Who cares if it works or not? We all gettin' paid".


If you can't see the Republican "plan" is a joke it's time to put on another shade of rose colored glasses.
 
2009-03-26 4:57:06 PM  
It looks like they're trying to repeat the "Contract With America" which helped drive the Republican electoral gains during the 90's. However, it seems to have been turned over to a B-unit and what we got was Contract 2: Election' Booggaloo.
 
2009-03-26 4:57:07 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: So...Obama will use some of the graphics?


Could be... I'm sure he'll give it the consideration it deserves.
 
2009-03-26 4:57:24 PM  

Phil Herup: Unfortunately the Dem budget replaces the "miracle occuring" quote with a "Who cares if it works or not? We all gettin' paid".


No, it has figures and projections. This one does not.
 
2009-03-26 4:57:27 PM  

Phil Herup: IXI Jim IXI: Republican Budget:


Unfortunately the Dem budget replaces the "miracle occuring" quote with a "Who cares if it works or not? We all gettin' paid".


You're out of your element.

/Leo Carillo
 
2009-03-26 4:57:52 PM  

what_now: We were all hoping someone would come and defend this. Tell me, when you make your budget at home, does it have numbers in it? Because it seems like this one is missing something...


Webdings are basically the same thing as numbers.
 
2009-03-26 4:57:52 PM  
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2009-03-26 4:58:31 PM  
hahaha what kind of plan is this when it doesn't contain any numbers?

Seriously I would have been fired from my job if I came up with something like this.

Republicans should be ashamed of themselves for wasting my five minutes.
 
2009-03-26 4:58:36 PM  

Phil Herup: Unfortunately the Dem budget replaces the "miracle occuring" quote with a "Who cares if it works or not? We all gettin' paid".


At least it's an ethos.
 
2009-03-26 4:58:36 PM  

Sarah Palin: You're not big and you're not funny.


Lily Allen?
 
2009-03-26 4:58:40 PM  

JohnnyC: IXI Jim IXI: So...Obama will use some of the graphics?

Could be... I'm sure he'll give it the consideration it deserves.


Isn't that what we're doing?
 
2009-03-26 4:58:45 PM  
God that's awful. The answer to the question "well then what's your plan?" isn't "uh whut."
 
2009-03-26 4:58:46 PM  

what_now: We were all hoping someone would come and defend this. Tell me, when you make your budget at home, does it have numbers in it? Because it seems like this one is missing something...


How can you take my quote as a defense of the Republican budget?

[waits]
 
2009-03-26 4:58:53 PM  

DamnYankees: The threat going around the Capitol is that some impish Democratic chairman will ask the CBO to try and score the Republican proposal.


Oh please, oh please....
 
2009-03-26 4:59:09 PM  
Just tax abortions and gay sex.
 
2009-03-26 4:59:53 PM  
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2009-03-26 4:59:58 PM  

Phil Herup: How can you take my quote as a defense of the Republican budget?

[waits]


you're defending it with the favorite defense "no u"
 
2009-03-26 4:59:59 PM  

SeismicJizzer: hahaha what kind of plan is this when it doesn't contain any numbers?


Maybe they're using roman numerals, and just hid them in the text.
 
2009-03-26 5:00:21 PM  
How about some of this

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2009-03-26 5:00:43 PM  

Phil Herup: How can you take my quote as a defense of the Republican budget?


Technically, I don't think he did.
 
2009-03-26 5:00:46 PM  

vernonFL: Just tax abortions and gay sex.


I don't think the Republicans really want to put in THAT much of their own money.
 
2009-03-26 5:01:01 PM  

vernonFL: Just tax abortions and gay sex.


And gay abortion sex.
 
2009-03-26 5:01:16 PM  
I really like this line:

By any reasonable definition, the Democrat budget
spends too much. In the current Fiscal Year, the federal
government would spend over $4 trillion or 28.5 percent
of the economy-the highest level since World War II.
The new budget is fresh off an eight percent increase in
nondefense spending from the omnibus-the highest
increase since the Carter administration, except
immediately following the September 11th attacks


This is the biggest increase in spending since that EVIL LIBTARD DEMONRAT Carter except when we did it more recently, but 9/11!.
 
2009-03-26 5:01:22 PM  

Phil Herup: [waits]


[waits]

Crap...did I miss a step?
 
2009-03-26 5:01:31 PM  
I humbly ask to give them the same amount of time, that we gave Geitner to dust off the Paulson plan, to compile the numbers and hash it out some more.
 
2009-03-26 5:01:41 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: Phil Herup: [waits]

[waits]

Crap...did I miss a step?


we need to draw you a chart
 
2009-03-26 5:01:43 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: SeismicJizzer: hahaha what kind of plan is this when it doesn't contain any numbers?

Maybe they're using roman numerals, and just hid them in the text.


It's a code that, when unraveled, spells out "Drink...More...Ovaltine".
 
2009-03-26 5:01:57 PM  

Wight Power: And gay abortion sex.


Necropediphilia?
 
2009-03-26 5:02:07 PM  
I for one would like to thank the GOP party for a new meme.
 
2009-03-26 5:02:27 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: Wight Power: And gay abortion sex.

Necropediphilia?


homonecropedophilia.
 
2009-03-26 5:03:02 PM  

Phil Herup: How can you take my quote as a defense of the Republican budget?


You are attempting to deflect attention from the delightfully farcical mess that the GOP came up with by using the "both sides are bad!!1" argument.

Seriously: Let it go. Sit this one out. George W. Bush could have come up with a better budget.
 
2009-03-26 5:03:16 PM  

Saiga410: I humbly ask to give them the same amount of time, that we gave Geitner to dust off the Paulson plan, to compile the numbers and hash it out some more.


After they come out with "The President said two days ago that we didn't have a plan. Well, here's our plan now! So he was wrong! pppppttthhhppp!"?

Fark em.
 
2009-03-26 5:03:45 PM  
Comic nerd chart!

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2009-03-26 5:03:57 PM  

burndtdan: homonecropedophilia.


Homonecropedobeastiality?
 
2009-03-26 5:04:10 PM  
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2009-03-26 5:04:23 PM  

what_now: Phil Herup: How can you take my quote as a defense of the Republican budget?

You are attempting to deflect attention from the delightfully farcical mess that the GOP came up with by using the "both sides are bad!!1" argument.

Seriously: Let it go. Sit this one out. George W. Bush could have come up with a better budget.


it is a shocking to find out that W was the brains of the republican party after all!
 
2009-03-26 5:04:54 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: burndtdan: homonecropedophilia.

Homonecropedobeastiality?


would that be a gay dog farking an aborted fetus?
 
2009-03-26 5:05:00 PM  
priestrape

Beat you to it sort of.
 
2009-03-26 5:05:11 PM  

what_now: We were all hoping someone would come and defend this. Tell me, when you make your budget at home, does it have numbers in it? Because it seems like this one is missing something...


The "defense" of this is just explaining what it is: a blueprint. It's stupid, but it's not the budget. The "multi-hundred-page" budget's due to be released next week, according to House Repubs.
 
2009-03-26 5:05:14 PM  

IXI Jim IXI:
Necropediphilia?


Wouldn't it be Necrohomopediphilia?

Or does the gay thing not matter after so many prefixes? Either way, it's delicious.
 
2009-03-26 5:05:41 PM  
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

freaky
 
2009-03-26 5:05:51 PM  

burndtdan: would that be a gay dog farking an aborted fetus?


Nah. It'd be farking a dead Labrador puppy outside of a daycare.
 
2009-03-26 5:06:04 PM  

SeismicJizzer: hahaha what kind of plan is this when it doesn't contain any numbers?

Seriously I would have been fired from my job if I came up with something like this.

Republicans should be ashamed of themselves for wasting my five minutes.


I just got off the phone with Karl and Dick. They just asked me to apologize to you, Jizzer. So, we are sorry. All better now? I'd hate to think you waster any more of your precious time.
 
2009-03-26 5:06:39 PM  

priestrape: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

freaky


Seriously though. Get out of my head.
 
2009-03-26 5:06:49 PM  

Wight Power: Or does the gay thing not matter after so many prefixes? Either way, it's delicious.


I think once you get to the point where you're banging the dead, whether it's a male or female pretty much becomes a minor point.
 
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