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(Sun Sentinel)   Your favorite psychic friend Miss Cleo comes out as a lesbian. No one saw that coming and no one wants to either   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2009-03-24 5:57:16 PM  
Eww.
 
2009-03-24 5:57:56 PM  
Who?
 
2009-03-24 5:59:11 PM  
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2009-03-24 5:59:24 PM  
I forsee some Fark type comments....
 
2009-03-24 5:59:43 PM  
Really?
 
2009-03-24 5:59:45 PM  
Who?
Thinks hard.
Remembers.
Barfs.
 
2009-03-24 6:01:20 PM  
Whoa! Careful doing a GIS of Ms Cleo. Evidently there is a big booty porn actress who uses that name.
 
2009-03-24 6:07:12 PM  
"Call me now for a free licking!"

/*shudders*
 
2009-03-24 6:07:26 PM  
''I'm a proud voodoo woman,'' she says in the thick Caribbean accent

How can they have an article about her and not mention that her accent is totally fake. I wouldn't be surprised if she has never even set foot in Jamica.

Besides, I always thought her accent sounded more like a fake Irish accent than a fake Jamaican accent. Just picture her telling someone to stay away from her lucky charms.
 
2009-03-24 6:08:35 PM  
Who are all these nosy people I'm seeing around the moon card?
 
2009-03-24 6:11:31 PM  
In October, a psychic told me that I would get pregnant before I got married.

I just got engaged.

My period is late.

I test tonight.

Stupid psychics.
 
2009-03-24 6:13:08 PM  
Ladies:

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Call me now!

/Link's hot like scissoring
 
2009-03-24 6:22:20 PM  
"I don't even understand how two woman can make love. I mean unless they kinda just scissor or something."

Mrs. Garrison: Allison and I talked, and really opened up to each other, then we scissored all night long.
Butters: You have to be careful with scissors.
 
2009-03-24 6:26:43 PM  
Old news is old
 
2009-03-24 6:29:48 PM  
From my BF:

"Didn't take a psychic to see that coming"
 
2009-03-24 6:31:24 PM  
To whom would she come out? Who shows up to hear a press release from Miss Cleo?
 
2009-03-24 6:52:08 PM  
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2009-03-24 7:15:45 PM  
God I hate that first mission. Instead of the minute long intro, she should just laugh maniacally and say "good luck, biatch!"
 
2009-03-24 7:27:01 PM  

Chuck Wagon: 'I'm a proud voodoo woman,' she says in the thick Caribbean accent

How can they have an article about her and not mention that her accent is totally fake. I wouldn't be surprised if she has never even set foot in Jamica.

Besides, I always thought her accent sounded more like a fake Irish accent than a fake Jamaican accent. Just picture her telling someone to stay away from her lucky charms.


They're tragically malicious. (stolen from another farker, another thread)
 
2009-03-24 7:38:13 PM  
She's about as Jamaican as I am.
 
2009-03-24 7:39:49 PM  
From Wikipedia:

In 1996, in Seattle, Washington, Harris (under the name Youree "Ree" Harris[6]) and her partner opened a production company which produced several of her plays.[5] She acted in her first project, an autobiographical play entitled Women Only: A Celebration of Love, Life and Healing. Her last project, Supper Club Cafe, was not successful and she "left town with a trail of debts and broken promises".[5] Reportedly, the "Miss Cleo" character Harris later used in commercials was based on a Jamaican character called Cleo that Harris performed in this play.

Instead of paying money owed to the people who had taken part in her productions, Harris "told her cast members she had bone cancer" and "her medical costs would prevent her from paying people immediately", but she wrote each actor and crew member a letter telling him or her how much money she owed them. The actors and crew were never paid.



What a biatch.

/Yes, I know that wikipedia isn't always a reliable source, but that story sounds like it could be true.
 
2009-03-24 7:48:25 PM  

kunibob: In October, a psychic told me that I would get pregnant before I got married.

I just got engaged.

My period is late.

I test tonight.

Stupid psychics.



In all fairness, more and more kids are born out of wedlock, so your psychic was just playing the odds.

If I actually had psychic powers, why the fark would I have a stupid hotline? Instead of talking to a bunch of yahoo yokels, I'd rather just play the lottery and make sports bets in Vegas.
 
2009-03-24 7:59:37 PM  
I am a white, heterosexual guy that can't see the future, so I am NOT getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-03-24 8:02:15 PM  

The_Sponge: kunibob: In October, a psychic told me that I would get pregnant before I got married.

I just got engaged.

My period is late.

I test tonight.

Stupid psychics.


In all fairness, more and more kids are born out of wedlock, so your psychic was just playing the odds.


Shhhhh I want to believe. Wait, no I don't.

She also said I was 23. I'm 28. I think she was trying for a tip.
 
2009-03-24 8:12:23 PM  
I thought this story broke months and months ago. maybe years?
 
2009-03-24 8:14:58 PM  

brichter: I thought this story broke months and months ago. maybe years?


Turns out YOU'RE psychic.
 
2009-03-24 8:16:53 PM  
You're a Libra, aren'tcha darlin?
 
2009-03-24 8:19:58 PM  
Why is the thought of her going down on another woman anymore gross than an image of her sucking a dick? Eh, doesn't matter. I still enjoyed her in Vice City.

therecksays: Old news is old


This too.
 
2009-03-24 8:20:45 PM  

kunibob: In October, a psychic told me that I would get pregnant before I got married.

I just got engaged.

My period is late.

I test tonight.

Stupid psychics.


Um, congratulations?
 
2009-03-24 8:26:55 PM  
And with this fatuous exercise in mental pollution, Miss Cleo wins 'The most desperate grab for publicity by a has-been this week (so far!' award.
 
2009-03-24 8:29:56 PM  

WFern: Why is the thought of her going down on another woman anymore gross than an image of her sucking a dick? Eh, doesn't matter. I still enjoyed her in Vice City.

therecksays: Old news is old

This too.


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Shudders at her doing either. Then.... rule 3- OH GOD MY EYES!!!!
 
2009-03-24 8:42:57 PM  

tumba00: Whoa! Careful doing a GIS of Ms Cleo. Evidently there is a big booty porn actress who uses that name.


Its pronounced Big-boo-tay

/Wherever you go, there you are.
 
2009-03-24 8:54:59 PM  

nicoffeine: God I hate that first mission. Instead of the minute long intro, she should just laugh maniacally and say "good luck, biatch!"


That's the one where you have to recover the drug stashes, right?

Gods, that one was awful. Darn near unworkable without cheat codes.
 
2009-03-24 8:56:33 PM  
LOVE the headline, subby! Should be a T-shirt.
 
2009-03-24 8:57:31 PM  

The_Sponge: kunibob: In October, a psychic told me that I would get pregnant before I got married.

I just got engaged.

My period is late.

I test tonight.

Stupid psychics.


In all fairness, more and more kids are born out of wedlock, so your psychic was just playing the odds.


However this would have been really impressive if kunibob was male. Really really impressive.
 
2009-03-24 9:06:31 PM  

akula: nicoffeine: God I hate that first mission. Instead of the minute long intro, she should just laugh maniacally and say "good luck, biatch!"

That's the one where you have to recover the drug stashes, right?

Gods, that one was awful. Darn near unworkable without cheat codes.


Really? I found that pretty simple. It was the sniper mission that I always had to repeat.
 
2009-03-24 9:08:59 PM  
If you're a Taurus, see your florist, And if you're a Gemini like me, well you can expect the unexpected. I'm Joyce Wilson, your astrologgg-----"
 
2009-03-24 9:12:19 PM  

WFern: akula: nicoffeine: God I hate that first mission. Instead of the minute long intro, she should just laugh maniacally and say "good luck, biatch!"

That's the one where you have to recover the drug stashes, right?

Gods, that one was awful. Darn near unworkable without cheat codes.

Really? I found that pretty simple. It was the sniper mission that I always had to repeat.


Aye. Sniper mission blew. Although I don't think I'd gotten the zoom feature down pat at that point. Half the time my gang just rolled over and played dead before I could start shooting.
 
2009-03-24 9:19:54 PM  

Fano: Shudders at her doing either. Then.... rule 3- OH GOD MY EYES!!!!


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2009-03-24 10:05:31 PM  
That's some sweet bootay-porn! Thanks!
 
2009-03-24 10:55:04 PM  
this is bad news...

for lesbians.
 
2009-03-24 11:06:16 PM  

kunibob: In October, a psychic told me that I would get pregnant before I got married.
I just got engaged.
My period is late.
I test tonight.
Stupid psychics.


You have to test in the morning, get those concentrated hormones.

Or you could just call another psychic, tonight.
 
2009-03-24 11:16:11 PM  
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People are suing Miss Cleo for fraud. I'm like, "farking duh!" What, do you need a blind tarot card reader before you go, 'Ah ha!' First of all, if she's a psychic, why does she need a farkin' phone number, number one. Number two, and that fake Jamaican accent? If she was a real psychic, she'd be one of those Louisiana psychics, like, 'You gonna die! Come on now!' It's like buying hair care products by Cher. She's wearing a wig, you idiot!
 
2009-03-24 11:36:45 PM  
I always figured she didn't know dick.
 
2009-03-25 12:42:46 AM  
What's the opposite of a bucket list? Because knowing this information would have made it.
 
2009-03-25 12:58:27 AM  
"I see you, me, and a sack of flour in your future..."

/shudder
 
2009-03-25 1:03:34 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: "I see you, me, and a sack of flour in your future..."

/shudder


That'll do pig, that'll do.
 
2009-03-25 1:04:27 AM  
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2009-03-25 1:10:33 AM  
isn't she in jail?
 
2009-03-25 2:09:10 AM  

JohnnyAqua: isn't she in jail?


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