oldfarthenry: So orange-up that tan and practise your pout.
Backdraft32: You're such a dirty girl.Of course, this is why I love you.I'm still a maybe. I may need this, seeing as I'll be at a party with 20 screaming 8 year olds until 4pm.....
MOSPEADA: So, I'm a maybe. I don't know what's going on for that weekend yet, and since it's my bday weekend, the ol' ball and chain may wanna take me out for dinner or shag me rotten or something.
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