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(Canada.com)   Scientists say giant marine dinosaur "Predator X" would make T-Rex look like a sissy, with foot-long teeth and a bite that could crush a Hummer. T-Rex spotted 100 feet from shore mumbling, "Yeah, you're not so tough"   (canada.com) divider line
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2009-03-16 6:45:51 PM  
farking AWESOME!
 
2009-03-16 6:55:43 PM  
Try walking up on land here and saying that.

/yeah i didn't think so
 
2009-03-16 6:58:24 PM  
FTA: Alligators, crocodiles and sharks all now have fearsome bites

He forgot about the lions and the tigers and the bears.

Oh my.

/must be a Sinatra fan
 
2009-03-16 7:13:51 PM  
There's always a bigger fish.
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2009-03-16 7:35:52 PM  
Paleontology's Imagination

Dinosaurs are proliferating at an enormous rate, but are there really as many as the doctors of paleontology want us to believe. A large part of this branch of science relys on funding by grants in various forms. In the movie Jurassic Park Dr. Grant went to the Hammond's island because Hammond said he would fund him for another three years. So much effort in paleontology is spent getting funding through grants. Grants are given based on the "newness" or "discovery" nature of the specific work. The world's natural history muesums are full of thousdands of bones that have never been cataloged because they belong to species already named, so finding a new creature is much more valuable than digging up another skeleton of an existing one. A newly named creature almost certainly assures continued and/or new funding. As a result many new creatures are created out of extremly scanty evidence. A piece of skull or a tooth often results in a new creature. For eaxmlpe, in 1998 scientists announced a new dinosaur discovery that was named "Gigantosaurus". It's description was very similar to a T-Rex only somewhat larger. Why wasn't it "T-Rex max? A new name brings money and money was needed to continue the dig. There is more variety among the skulls of the different domestic dogs than there is between T-Rex and Gigantosaurus.

Here is a list of some of the Dinosaurs listed in "A Field Guide to Dinosaurs" and their evidence.

Quoted from Creation Study Group Newsletter:
Greenville, SC; March 1994:

1) Arctosaurus - one vertebra once thought to be a turtles.
2) Colonosaurus - a jaw, could be from a bird or lizard.
3) Didlotomodon - a single tooth, shades of Nebraska Man!!
4) Paronychodon - a single tooth from Montana.
5) Chienkosaurus - four teeth, could be a crocodile.
6) Embasaurus - four pieces from a backbone.
7) Macrodontophion - a single round topped tooth.
8) Supersaurus - shoulder blade & leg bone, possibly a Diplodocid.
9) Dystrophaeus - pieces of arm, hip or shoulder, already named??
10) Aepisaurus - one arm bone found in France.

I've added my own creature; Embrarasaurus - the state of Evolutionary palaentology.

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2009-03-16 7:56:03 PM  

CDP: Link (new window)


That's where you get your citation?
 
2009-03-16 8:41:47 PM  
Well, I think any bite could crush a hummer.
Oh. You meant the vehicle.
 
2009-03-16 9:14:15 PM  

beirmaster: CDP: Link (new window)

That's where you get your citation?


:D :D :D
*teehee*
 
2009-03-16 9:39:28 PM  

Kliffoth: farking AWESOME!


....AAAAwwwwwsome!!
A real once-upon-a-time live Water Dragon! Damn timelines!
We missed all the really cool stuff.
Then again, WwwoooOOO, thank gawd we missed that one!
 
2009-03-16 9:41:49 PM  
I used to be scared of Predator X, but then I realized it's really not that dangerous outside the water. If I saw Predator X in the ocean, I'd be like oh shiat. But if I saw Predator X on the street I'd be like "What? You can't mess with this!" It's pretty much the opposite of how i feel about T-rexes.

/Going on very little memory of that bit.
 
2009-03-16 9:43:13 PM  
Its a Cloverfield! (or whatever the hell you call that thing)
 
2009-03-16 9:43:13 PM  

beirmaster: CDP: Link (new window)

That's where you get your citation?


CDP's bit is to quote some crazy creationist garbage, link the source, then end the post with an anti-creationist image. It's a remarkable headfark of a troll.
 
2009-03-16 9:51:56 PM  
Here one is compared to a killer whale, a blue whale and a human

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2009-03-16 9:59:23 PM  
As a kid dinosaurs fascinated me, to this day I think imagine their sheer scale with complete awe and wonderment.

This little one though...
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is my favourite.

/has shirt, its awesome
 
2009-03-16 9:59:43 PM  
Meh, come back to me when this "Predator X" can crush planes and shoot fire from it's nostrils...

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2009-03-16 10:00:22 PM  
no comment
 
2009-03-16 10:01:44 PM  
Semper Finasaur?
 
2009-03-16 10:02:18 PM  

CDP: palaentology


What is palaentology?
 
2009-03-16 10:06:28 PM  
CDP

yes, but take into account how many species actually per chance got fossilized, which isn't a common occurrence.

I don't doubt that many of these bones for various creatures were the same species, but its generally accepted that we only are aware of like 1/100th of the dinos that ever lived, simply because they never fell into a mud pit and got fossilized.
 
2009-03-16 10:08:43 PM  
a) is this bigger than the megalodon, and if not, then meh.

b) why is there not a photoshop contest yet for a human riding one of these?
 
2009-03-16 10:10:33 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: CDP: palaentology

What is palaentology?


Isn't that the book on how to be successful as alliance in WoW?
 
2009-03-16 10:20:17 PM  
It must be awesome because it has 'X' in its name.
 
2009-03-16 10:26:22 PM  
"What is palaentology?"

The study of foxy conservative governors of cold, oil-having states.
 
2009-03-16 10:27:10 PM  
Thanks for the triple-take CDP. My tired mind can't cope with that sort of thing at the moment...
 
2009-03-16 10:47:46 PM  
Came for the Metroid reference. Leaving disappointed.
 
2009-03-16 11:07:35 PM  
hmm...

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A new Jurassic Park movie I sense.
 
2009-03-16 11:15:52 PM  
Predator X: Soon to be a Sci-Fi Channel movie.
 
2009-03-16 11:21:00 PM  
Umm... anyone care to clarify what CDP said? I couldn't discern the imagination of a paleontologist from his own rantings.
 
2009-03-16 11:21:54 PM  
Came for the Public Enemy jokes, leaving angrily.
 
2009-03-16 11:22:23 PM  
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Yes, but does it come with its own human-detonating parasites?
 
2009-03-16 11:23:48 PM  
"A bite that could crush a Hummer?" You realize that a Hummer could probably be crushed by slamming a handbag on it too hard, right?
 
2009-03-16 11:42:03 PM  

CDP: Paleontology's Imagination

Dinosaurs are ... doctors... in various forms. Grants are given based on the ... world's natural ... bones... digging up ... scanty evidence. . There is more variety among ... Creation Study ... from a bird or lizard.


You might want to excise that bit in your profile about being from Texas. After brilliantly mindless drivel like the above, it's a bit overkilly.
 
2009-03-16 11:44:51 PM  
This is nothing new. It's a Liopleurodon. My little boy can tell you all about them. However it's not a damn Predator X.
It's been well known for years.
 
2009-03-16 11:47:36 PM  
By the way. I'm from Texas as well. CDP does not reflect the views of all Texans. This has been a public service announcement.
 
2009-03-17 12:07:13 AM  

AliasUndercover: By the way. I'm from Texas as well. CDP does not reflect the views of all Texans. This has been a public service announcement.


CDP is a Prfessional troll. and a good one too it seems.
 
2009-03-17 12:08:05 AM  

Moonk: AliasUndercover: By the way. I'm from Texas as well. CDP does not reflect the views of all Texans. This has been a public service announcement.

CDP is a Prfessional troll. and a good one too it seems.


And me can type gooder.
 
2009-03-17 12:08:37 AM  
ATTENTION FARKERS. CDP IS NOT A CREATIONIST. HE JUST POSTS QUOTES FROM CREATIONIST SITES TO MOCK THEM. NOTE THE ANTI-CREATIONIST CARTOONS AT THE END OF EVERY SINGLE POST. THAT IS ALL.
 
2009-03-17 12:10:14 AM  

LordJiro: ATTENTION FARKERS. CDP IS NOT A CREATIONIST. HE JUST POSTS QUOTES FROM CREATIONIST SITES TO MOCK THEM. NOTE THE ANTI-CREATIONIST CARTOONS AT THE END OF EVERY SINGLE POST. THAT IS ALL.


Read that in the venutre brother's villain voice.
IGNORE ME!
 
2009-03-17 12:14:29 AM  
Man. They've found tons of crap bigger/scarier than T-Rex now, but that sucker has such hard dibs on that name that everything gets compared to him still.
 
2009-03-17 12:16:21 AM  

AliasUndercover: This is nothing new. It's a Liopleurodon. My little boy can tell you all about them. However it's not a damn Predator X.
It's been well known for years.


It's a magical Liopleurodon, AliasUndercover!
 
2009-03-17 12:26:39 AM  
March 29th they will have a show on the history channel about this critter - for those like me who don't want to read the article
 
2009-03-17 12:46:31 AM  

LordJiro: ATTENTION FARKERS. CDP IS NOT A CREATIONIST. HE JUST POSTS QUOTES FROM CREATIONIST SITES TO MOCK THEM. NOTE THE ANTI-CREATIONIST CARTOONS AT THE END OF EVERY SINGLE POST. THAT IS ALL.


Yeah, I realized that he wasn't a creationist after 2 reads through his post AND after doing Google of the Hindu turtle paradox thing. Why must I do so much research and critical thinking for a fark post, dammit all!
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2009-03-17 1:03:11 AM  
team of home schoolers and paleontologists from Creation Expeditions have excavated a partially-mummified, giant duck-billed dinosaur from the badlands of South Dakota.

Dubbed "Ezekiel," the discovery of this thirty-foot-long Edmontosaurus comes just over one year since the Creation Expeditions team made headlines with their discovery of the world's fourth and largest Allosaurus skull in northern Colorado. In addition to recovering the complete skull and more than eighty-five percent of Ezekiel, the group found excellent samples of fossilized skin.

Evolutionists theorize that the Edmontosaurus died millions of years ago, and some have recently speculated that this was a partially feathered type of dinosaur which eventually evolved into modern birds. The Creation Expedition team believes their discovery challenges such theories.

"Our find dispels the myth that the Edmontosaurus was a pre-bird," said Pete DeRosa, president of Creation Expeditions and team leader on the South Dakota dig. "The rich ash and sulfur content in the soil beautifully preserved the animal's skin down to the very pigment. It is clear that this was a reptilian-like animal with skin closer to that of a crocodile than a bird. Our discovery demonstrates that there is no reasonable possibility of feathers on this animal."

DeRosa continued, "Buried in the same strata with Ezekiel were evidences of animals which, by evolutionary standards, should not be there, including garfish and turtles. The deposition of the animal, the fossilization and preservation of the skin, the full articulation of the animal, and the fact that it appears to be part of a fossil graveyard, all point to the relatively recent death of Ezekiel. We believe he died thousands, not millions, of years ago. His death is best explained by the catastrophic events surrounding the flood of Noah's day, as described in the Bible."
The discovery was announced this week and the partially-restored skull was revealed for the first time at the 2003 Christian Booksellers Association in Orlando, Florida.

"The human credit for the find goes to my two boys, Peter and Mark," DeRosa said. "They were the ones who first discovered Ezekiel, organized the heavy lifting for the excavation, and performed the restoration on the skull. Of course, all honor goes to the Lord for leading us to the site and blessing us with such a tremendous discovery."

After learning about the 2002 Colorado Allosaur skull, a Christian family from South Dakota invited Creation Expeditions to visit their property to look for dinosaurs. The team accepted the offer. Several days of searching revealed evidence in the form of "float material" which pointed to the possibility that the diggers were near a large bone bed containing the remains of several different kinds of dinosaurs.

The team first discovered the frill of a triceratops. Later they excavated several specimens of Tyrannosaurus rex teeth. But it was the discovery of a line of unidentified but fully articulated vertebrae which captured their attention and tipped them off to the possibility that they were onto something significant. Almost four weeks and hundreds of man hours later, a thirty-foot-long Edmontosaurus had been scientifically mapped, plaster-jacketed, and excavated.

"We always hope that the Lord will bless our work, but I certainly had no idea that he would lead us to such a remarkably substantial discovery," son Pete DeRosa, Jr. explained. "It was a few days before we knew for certain what kind of a dinosaur we had discovered. But the pelvic bones gave it away. Once we found them, we knew we had some form of Hadrosaurus. It was clearly a bipedal ornithopod, not a quadruped."

To reach the skull, Creation Expeditions had to dig nine feet down and twenty-one feet into the rock matrix, while painstakingly removing three tons of dirt. But the results were worth the work and effort. The beautifully-preserved skull, with its magnificent crest intact, measured almost four feet in length.

Believed to be an herbivore, the duckbilled Edmontosaurus has teeth which form a large grooved surface, well-suited for grinding plants in a manner similar to modern cows and horses.

The Edmontosaurus discovery comes less than a year after the release of the Vision Forum film Raising the Allosaur, which documents the story of the successful 2002 home school expedition with the DeRosas to locate the world's fourth complete Allosaurus skull.

There were some skeptics and critics who belittled the DeRosa brothers after their remarkable 2002 Allosaurus find, claiming that these home schooled young men were incapable of the discovery, excavation, and restoration of a world-class dinosaur," said Doug Phillips, President of Vision Forum and team member on the 2002 mission to find the Allosaurus skull. "The discovery of Ezekiel should silence such ignorant claims.
"We are dealing with some of the best and the brightest that the home school movement and the community of creation scientists has produced. These are men who grew up in the field working on bones. They are genuine prodigies whom God appears to be blessing with one remarkable discovery after another.

"I predict the DeRosa brothers will become for creation science, what the Larson brothers of the Black Hills Institute have meant to the world of evolutionary paleontology," Phillips said. "In a sense, they have already won the 'Triple Crown' of field paleontology with their significant finds in Florida, Colorado, and now South Dakota.

"There are paleontologists who spend their lives hoping to unearth one significant discovery. Before reaching the age of twenty-one, Peter and Mark DeRosa have excavated and partially restored a world-class Columbian Mammoth jaw, an historic Allosaurus, and now a fully-articulated Edmontosaurus. In my view, this is a clear case of God blessing the faithfulness of a ministry dedicated to uniting the principles of family discipleship with excellence in a field once dominated by evolutionists."

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2009-03-17 1:24:47 AM  
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2009-03-17 1:32:55 AM  

FormlessOne: "A bite that could crush a Hummer?" You realize that a Hummer could probably be crushed by slamming a handbag on it too hard, right?


I'm sure your thinking H2 and above. The original hummer isn't nearly as weak as its descendants.
 
2009-03-17 1:47:54 AM  
I came to see someone take subby to task for calling this a "marine dinosaur". It's no such thing. It's a marine reptile.

//sigh
///I have a five-year-old. That's how I know.
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2009-03-17 1:56:22 AM  

LordJiro: ATTENTION FARKERS. CDP IS NOT A CREATIONIST. HE JUST POSTS QUOTES FROM CREATIONIST SITES TO MOCK THEM. NOTE THE ANTI-CREATIONIST CARTOONS AT THE END OF EVERY SINGLE POST. THAT IS ALL.


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2009-03-17 2:29:08 AM  
I don't understand how people get taken in by CDP. I don't think I ever was. (Don't really remember, tbh.). The images seem like a dead giveaway...

Since its semi-topical, here's one for you to research CDP, maybe you and your kid can make a project out of it, give him some practice thinking critically and looking at the evidence.

Were Adam and Eve lactose intolerant?

Current understanding of lactose intolerance is those who can digest milk produce extra copies of lactase. Historically, the people who have this genetic predisposition come from cattle/goat herders, where milk is a big staple of the diet.

So the question gets into human origins, domestication, genetics, and for fun, it looks at the logic of creationists who think genetic 'information' can only decrease, and beneficial mutations are impossible (meaning Adam and Eve would have to be able to digest milk, which leaves them with the quandary of why most of the worlds population is lactose intolerant, not having been around cattle).
 
2009-03-17 6:21:44 AM  
simpsonfan:
They need to name one Calvinosaurus.

Well I did find these bones in my backyard...:

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2009-03-17 7:13:32 AM  

CDP: Paleontology's Imagination


I've added my own creature; Embrarasaurus - the state of Evolutionary palaentology.

Link (new window)


*ahem* I'm not going to click the link, but I assume it's a link to a scientific journal article that has been peer reviewed?
 
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