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(WXYZ Detroit)   News: Bank robbery suspect is caught by police. Fark: Suspect took a wrong turn into police station. Ultrafark: He had a magic marker beard drawn on   ( divider line
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2009-03-13 10:47:56 PM  
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Well, if Dudley Do-Right couldn't catch Snidely Whiplash, we should be glad SOMEBODY did.
2009-03-13 11:45:11 PM  
SHHH... we aren't ever supposed to say "UltraFark"...

/Subby must have a death wish
2009-03-13 11:58:16 PM  
Automatic death penalty for people this stupid.
2009-03-14 12:00:17 AM  
It's actually pretty clever. No one can be that stupid. He must be a distraction for the "real" crime across town. Raiding of the wooly willy manufacturing plant.
2009-03-14 12:00:27 AM  
are magic markers kinda like... sharpies?
2009-03-14 12:02:42 AM  
Reminds me of the duct tape bandit.

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2009-03-14 12:03:10 AM  
I wonder if alcohol was a factor.
2009-03-14 12:03:57 AM  

trapped-in-CH: are magic markers kinda like... sharpies?

Magic Marker is old school terminology
2009-03-14 12:06:41 AM  
Got a Black Magic Marker.
Got a Black Magic Marker.
Yes, I got a Black Magic Marker,

I'm gonna draw beard across my face.
2009-03-14 12:07:45 AM  
Hey, I've performed there! Where this fool got caught is right near a beautiful public library where I've performed a few puppet shows. The lone autograph request that I have received and granted in my life came at that library. I did not use a sharpie to sign the boy's program, and my beard was my own.
2009-03-14 12:08:33 AM  
That guy is rather distinctive-looking. He needed a good disguise.
2009-03-14 12:10:41 AM  
Sherlock Holmes N. Gardens I wonder if alcohol was a factor.

No. But he used a black marker so he could look hispanic. That way he could preserve the master race.
2009-03-14 12:11:13 AM  
In his defense; it IS 'Mustache March'

/just sayin'
2009-03-14 12:16:24 AM  
The bank he robbed was a mile east of the middle school I went to 40 years ago. And the civic center with the police station, it also had the library where I frequently did homework. Back then, "Detroit" seemed so far away.
2009-03-14 12:19:16 AM  
Industrial Strength St00pid!

/yeah, with two 0's.
2009-03-14 12:21:40 AM  
Put your hands up for Detroit, a lovely city.
2009-03-14 12:23:39 AM  
Hey Peachpicker Guy! Glad my childhood library was special to you too!
2009-03-14 12:24:48 AM  
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The gun is good. (hot)
2009-03-14 12:29:52 AM  
Keep sharpies away from bank robbers?
2009-03-14 12:30:55 AM  
My Mom is a Cougar: Keep sharpies away from bank robbers?

And Mexicans
2009-03-14 12:31:22 AM  

butIprovedthem: The gun is good.

You beat me to it. Damn your evil penis, Frayn!
2009-03-14 12:36:40 AM  
time for some shaming pics
2009-03-14 12:41:19 AM  
Didn't we tell you to keep the Sharpies away from the Mexicans?!?
2009-03-14 12:42:04 AM  
Maybe the guy thought the marker really was magic.
2009-03-14 12:42:04 AM  
An ALBINO with a sharpie 'stache

/ I weep for his probation officer
2009-03-14 12:42:59 AM  
He looks like he has achromia.
2009-03-14 12:45:57 AM  
But on a side note, that is one hawt news reporter right there.

/ ready to stalk Glenda Lewis
2009-03-14 12:46:24 AM  
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2009-03-14 1:00:28 AM  
I found his mugshot from juvie;
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2009-03-14 1:02:25 AM  
quick somebody break out the "keep sharpies away from mexicans" picture
2009-03-14 1:04:06 AM  
can't believe it hasn't been posted yet
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2009-03-14 1:04:56 AM  
lil over a minute huh...not bad
2009-03-14 1:05:03 AM  
also, this
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2009-03-14 1:06:56 AM  
It's actually a fairly clever idea to do something like draw a marker beard on your face. People will get so focused on the obvious silliness of it that the rest of your looks won't get focused on, making it harder to describe the person. On the other hand, making a wrong turn into a cop station kinda removes any points for cleverness you might have obtained.
2009-03-14 1:08:58 AM  
Oh gawd. I've seen the other one before, but that second one is just friggin hideous. WTF?
2009-03-14 1:09:53 AM  
2009-03-14 1:10:35 AM

Wont post for some reason
2009-03-14 1:10:51 AM  
her face is so bad it's actually diverting my attention from her enormous breasts
2009-03-14 1:12:51 AM  
God, those are giant....ZOMG MY EYEBALLZ~
2009-03-14 1:13:24 AM  
2009-03-14 1:15:50 AM  
At first I was like WTF?? Then I was like BBQ.
2009-03-14 1:16:34 AM  

FlyingJ: I found his mugshot from juvie;

Niiice shaming pic!
2009-03-14 1:20:22 AM  
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without some green, yo...

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2009-03-14 1:20:28 AM  
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"You got a little sausage on your face."
2009-03-14 1:34:15 AM  
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Well, learn from the best, I suppose...
2009-03-14 1:36:28 AM  
Came for the Mexican-Sharpie references.

/Leaving a happy woman.
2009-03-14 2:02:06 AM  
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2009-03-14 2:02:20 AM  

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2009-03-14 2:27:27 AM  

First thing that popped into my head was, "Why the long face?"



I live in New Mexico, and I see this unfortunate make-up choice ALL the time, they really, really have no idea how stupid they look!



who, umm, why, er, nevermind....
2009-03-14 5:12:09 AM  
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He should have worn a better disguise.
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