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(MSNBC)   Tainted Blood...whoa oooo....Tainted Blood   ( msnbc.com) divider line
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2003-01-31 10:09:37 PM  
This is good. We haven't had any mysterious white particles in the news for a while.
2003-02-01 12:10:43 AM  
Newgrounds ruined that song for me with the Taint of Love flash.
2003-02-01 12:13:29 AM  
..and if a flash can be nsfw than that is.
2003-02-01 12:23:41 AM  
Florida's involved - might be coke.
2003-02-01 12:24:46 AM  
Yeah, this headline was clever...

The FIRST time it was used.

Except last time I think it was tainted meat.
2003-02-01 12:24:50 AM  
This was in Georgia, the poisonous chemical is either chloride or deprovera! Take your pick..
2003-02-01 12:24:57 AM  
/holds out his platelet
Please sir, I want more...
2003-02-01 12:25:08 AM  
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Attack Bat strikes again!!

...google is fun
2003-02-01 12:25:10 AM  
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2003-02-01 12:25:15 AM  
B0rg9: I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry after watching that.
2003-02-01 12:25:38 AM  
Damn you Soft Cell and your Tainted Love.
2003-02-01 12:25:55 AM  
My first accepted link...sniff...so proud
2003-02-01 12:26:34 AM  
Didn't read the article, but kudos on the headline.

Gonna have that damn song in my head all night now...
2003-02-01 12:27:08 AM  
Insane_Cellist: I was thinking the same thing about B0rg9's link
2003-02-01 12:28:35 AM  
I'm sure it's just a scam by the Red Cross to shake down more medical dollars.
2003-02-01 12:31:28 AM  
Please don't let such bad blood come between us......
2003-02-01 12:31:41 AM  
Sometimes ive got to *uh uh* runaway...
2003-02-01 12:32:54 AM  
Bloody Mary + Typhoid Mary = Drunk Boobies with Tainted Blood
2003-02-01 12:33:47 AM  
Mashuren The whole "Tainted Love" thing has been used for a long time on Fark... It just never stops being funny.
2003-02-01 12:34:57 AM  
someone prolly jizzed in those bags
2003-02-01 12:36:41 AM  
02-01-03 12:31:41 AM Outlaw2097
Sometimes ive got to *uh uh* runaway...

Sometimes I feel I've got to run away...

Sorry, but I spent a good portion of the 80's working security at a goth bar. Never gonna get that song out of my head.
2003-02-01 12:37:12 AM  
In related news, the stock of Baxter International Inc. plunged today . .
2003-02-01 12:38:06 AM  
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2003-02-01 12:39:05 AM  
Terrorist have tainted our blood supply

We must bomb Iraq now !!!
2003-02-01 12:41:19 AM  
Those are just some bone chips.

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2003-02-01 12:43:56 AM  
We must bomb Iraq now !!!

not just yet... looks like we're going back to the u.n. for yet another resolution... either crap or get off the can, gwb...
2003-02-01 12:46:57 AM  
We should build a great wall, worked for China.
2003-02-01 12:49:06 AM  
Borg9: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! That link was the most drop-dead funny thing I've seen in a long time! I looked at the original "tainted blood" story on TotalFark quite a few times, and just could not find anything to say, as it was about as thought provoking as a crop report. You however, saved the whole thread, and are to be congratulated.
2003-02-01 12:50:35 AM  
Great headline.
2003-02-01 12:52:44 AM  
What happened to "We resolve to let the US do what ever the fark it wants"?
2003-02-01 12:55:57 AM  
clever, clever headline :-)
2003-02-01 12:57:31 AM  
"white particles" in blood?

They're called white blood cells. Yeesh.
2003-02-01 12:58:07 AM  
Actually the headline was tainted corn the first time it was done. Yeah, funny that time.
2003-02-01 01:00:47 AM  
I've always wanted to know what do they do for gay people and swedes, who as everyone knows, do not have blood, simply a cold black fluid that poisons the croplands and draws locusts.

Skippin' on down the road to hell.
2003-02-01 01:08:35 AM  

What in the hell-hole was that?
2003-02-01 01:10:47 AM  
The headline was so funny that I don't even care if babies die.
2003-02-01 01:14:06 AM  
Borg9: funny find. i have to words to say, rectal squirts?
too funny
2003-02-01 01:17:36 AM  
Ha, great headline!
2003-02-01 01:36:44 AM  
Anthrax in the blood! ahhhhhhh!
2003-02-01 01:37:01 AM  
Soft Cell didn't originally do tainted love. Damnit all to hell!
2003-02-01 01:40:33 AM  
Yes, but when Marc Almond says he doesn't 'pray that way', he damn well means it. (Read the autobiography, won't say anymore.)

White specks in blood - I agree. Them's some nasty white blood cells. Or plastic. Can't you just, sort of, fish them out or something? Dump all the blood into a big vat and use a fishbowl net?
2003-02-01 01:53:21 AM  
Better white particles in my blood than red particles in my sperm...I always say...
2003-02-01 01:54:42 AM  
What stays white while soaking in blood? Whatever it is, you can bet they'll be eating it next week on Fear Factor.
2003-02-01 01:57:18 AM  
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2003-02-01 02:19:00 AM  
Apparently these "Strange white particles" were congealed fat leftover from that lawsuit against McDonalds that was dismissed...
2003-02-01 02:28:58 AM  


Yes it's Friday night, but still, some of us with no life and or social life are working you see....

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Ahem. As I was saying, please include the NSFW tag on links that makes sounds as well.
Thank you.

Today sucked gerbil dick.

2003-02-01 02:29:58 AM  
Ooops. Sorry. Didn't mean to yell.
2003-02-01 02:39:13 AM  
What are you talking about, Ku_No_Ichi?
2003-02-01 02:43:00 AM  
B0rg9's post.
Sorry. I'm inebriated and trying to pick a fight with people who are no longer posting so as to spare myself the grief and hurt feelings of getting flamed.

But thanks for asking. :-)
2003-02-01 02:44:41 AM  
Has anyone ever told you that you bear a striking resemblance to the son of the Christian god?

It could just be me...
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