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(Some Guy)   Double leg amputee gets working mermaid tail designed by "Lord of the Rings" special effects team   (wetanz.com) divider line
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2009-02-28 8:01:03 AM  
That's pretty neat!
 
2009-02-28 9:29:55 AM  
Bobbie?
 
2009-02-28 11:05:11 AM  
In the end, the video for the story wasn't all that great.

Plus aren't mermaids supposed to be topless?
 
2009-02-28 11:22:55 AM  
 
2009-02-28 11:23:18 AM  
Rule 34 may apply here.
 
2009-02-28 11:31:43 AM  

Larry Mahnken: It's still on the Geek tab!!!!


Fishy smelling leftovers?
 
2009-02-28 11:31:49 AM  
That's great, she got the idea because she got annoyed by a small child. I do wish I could have seen the little bastard's face when she told him she was mermaid.
 
2009-02-28 11:33:30 AM  
Pete and Re-Pete were in a boat. Pete fell out and was drowned by Stumpy the Mermaid. Who was left?
 
2009-02-28 11:36:32 AM  
Again? What's she going to do with two tails?
 
2009-02-28 11:38:10 AM  
 
2009-02-28 12:06:44 PM  
god, that's obviously a manatee
 
2009-02-28 12:07:33 PM  
"We make you fins - you let us take topless photos of you."

That doesn't sound too bad to me.

/this is how rumors get started.
 
2009-02-28 12:07:48 PM  
Meh. A motorized propeller would've been cooler.
 
2009-02-28 12:09:54 PM  
christ - old NEWS -----
why wasnt this tagged as a FOLLOW UP
"now with video goodness"

except, well, the video SUCKED

man, do the people who green-light this shiat actually read fark?

/goes off to repost things that got green lit a week ago
//got to be some way to pad my green-lit numbers
 
2009-02-28 12:21:33 PM  
If I ain't see it it's new to me.

/doesn't mind the repeats...usually
 
2009-02-28 12:54:29 PM  
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Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With the fish part on top, and the mermaid part on the bottom?
 
2009-02-28 12:57:24 PM  
*blink* i had no idea this was an option!!!


/afraid it's gonna go too far
//remembers southpark epsiode where Kyle's father gets plastic surgery to look like a dolphin.
 
2009-02-28 1:29:21 PM  

ctobio: Rule 34 may apply here.


I can haz mermaid pr0n?
 
2009-02-28 1:37:24 PM  

Rogh-sensei: Pete and Re-Pete were in a boat. Pete fell out and was drowned by Stumpy the Mermaid. Who was left?


Yeah, but the last article had a single awful, low-resolution photo. This article is much better, having several higher resolution pics.

I hope the mods leave it up.
 
2009-02-28 1:54:27 PM  
Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With the fish part on top, and the mermaid part on the bottom?

So... sex with a fish, then. The mermaid part on the bottom is the bottom half of a fish.

/it's "the LADY part on the bottom"
 
2009-02-28 2:29:25 PM  
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Have to give this one some thought.
 
2009-02-28 2:41:44 PM  
British parents howl in protest, protect children from site of mermaids.
 
2009-02-28 3:10:56 PM  

SkySnake: Have to give this one some thought.


The one on the left still has a mouth yo.
 
2009-02-28 3:12:36 PM  

I Am The Mole: SkySnake: Have to give this one some thought.

The one on the left still has a mouth yo.


1 hole vs 3 holes. the one on the right has a mouth too.
 
2009-02-28 3:41:19 PM  
Oh plight, the bitter-cruel taste of indecision...

Mermaid:
Advantage - The mermaid could carry out rational thought.
Disadvantage - The mermaid could carry out rational thought.

Reverse Mermaid:
Advantage - Doesn't complain.
Disadvantage - Both ends taste like fish?
 
2009-02-28 3:50:41 PM  

SkySnake: Have to give this one some thought.


No brainer.

Mermaid: First, we'll assume the upper half is hot (because mermaids always are). While she lacks a human vagina, she still has a mouth and two hands. So that's not too shabby.

Reverse Mermaid: OMG WTF!!!

The choice seems pretty clear.
 
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