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(The Sun) Hero Man dies after "guzzling" Viagra during 12-hour threesome   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2009-02-26 11:01:51 AM  
Poor stiff...
He came and went...
From pearl necklaces to pearly gates...

Fish in a barrel.
 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 11:01:57 AM  
Sounds like his heart was a two-pump chump.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 11:05:22 AM  
That's not all the guzzling that was going on.
 
dj_bigbird
2009-02-26 11:10:52 AM  
Rarely is the HERO tag used appropriately. This is one of those times.
 
Browncoat
2009-02-26 11:11:12 AM  
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Welcum to the party, pal.
 
CtrlAltDelete
2009-02-26 11:11:36 AM  
We went out the same way he came into this world.

Assisted.
 
OldScotch
2009-02-26 11:17:16 AM  
So he bet two girls that he could keep them satisfied for 12 hours.

Reminds me of betting girls a quarter that you can touch their breast withouth touching their bra.
 
notmtwain
2009-02-26 11:19:30 AM  
Sergey Tuganov == Tug one off ?

I call shenanigans.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2009-02-26 11:20:09 AM  
didn't he know that if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you're supposed to seek immediate medical attention
 
Occam's Chainsaw
2009-02-26 11:26:51 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: didn't he know that if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you're supposed to seek immediate medical attention


Apparently it's a condition called priapism. Or as I refer to it, the butter zone right before whiskey dick where you can go all damn night.
 
sleeping martyr
2009-02-26 11:34:49 AM  
Well, he went out with a bang!
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 11:36:21 AM  

OldScotch: So he bet two girls that he could keep them satisfied for 12 hours.

Reminds me of betting girls a quarter that you can touch their breast without touching their bra.


How old do the girls have to be to fall for that?

/pocket full of quarters
//laundry can wait
 
DslainteC
2009-02-26 11:37:22 AM  
He told you he was core hard.
 
Georgion
2009-02-26 11:38:03 AM  
Best. Death. Evar.
 
Dancin_In_Anson
2009-02-26 11:38:15 AM  
I can think of worse ways to go.
 
Exodus2001
2009-02-26 11:42:00 AM  
What's this Viagra they speak of? And does it go limp after you die or can the girls keep going? Just curious.
 
Sybarite
2009-02-26 11:44:31 AM  
But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack


He's like a modern day John Henry.
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2009-02-26 11:47:51 AM  
Good: Dieing during a 12 hour threesome.
Bad: Dieing during a 12 hour threesome, in jail.
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 11:50:07 AM  
A picture of him before they took him away.

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jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 11:50:59 AM  

Exodus2001: What's this Viagra they speak of? And does it go limp after you die or can the girls keep going? Just curious.


Paging Caitlin Bree...
 
GAT_00
2009-02-26 11:59:45 AM  
See, now that's how do die.
 
dreadprophet
2009-02-26 12:03:24 PM  
That's excellent. Had it been suicide and not stupidity, this man would be the greatest "an hero" ever.
 
Skail
2009-02-26 12:07:50 PM  
So that's why the flags are at half-staff.

*salutes*
 
NightOwl2255
2009-02-26 12:10:20 PM  
Did the girls pay up? That's about $5k US.

I know the dudes dead, but a bet is a bet.
 
we todd did
2009-02-26 12:18:37 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: I can think of worse ways to go.


Can you think of BETTER?
 
HagarTheHorrible
2009-02-26 12:28:13 PM  
Death by Snu-Snu!
 
MaxxLarge
2009-02-26 12:29:55 PM  
We gather today with reflection,
To bid a farewell with affection.
We went open-casket.
Now, don't blow a gasket,
The lid won't close on his erection.
 
Magorn [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 12:36:13 PM  

Sybarite: But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack


He's like a modern day John Henry.


Okay I lol'ed
 
notmtwain
2009-02-26 12:41:45 PM  
How much do you want to bet somebody sues over this?
 
Magorn [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 12:42:56 PM  

MaxxLarge: We gather today with reflection,
To bid a farewell with affection.
We went open-casket.
Now, don't blow a gasket,
The lid won't close on his erection.

en fuego!


I think This has the potential to be an epic thread

(cant get the sound of Harry Belafronte singing :

Well John Henry said to his bedmates,
Oh a man ain't nothin' but a man
'Fore I'd let your Sybian beat me down,
I'd die with my pecker in my hand, Lord, Lord
Die with my pecker in my hand
 
brap [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 12:45:11 PM  
And to spice up his job, bored coroner Kenneth Brandovitchowitz, pronounced the man Cutting Crew on Arrival.
 
BigSnatch
2009-02-26 12:46:43 PM  
"He died doing what he loved."
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 12:51:32 PM  

MaxxLarge: We gather today with reflection,
To bid a farewell with affection.
We went open-casket.
Now, don't blow a gasket,
The lid won't close on his erection.


MaxxLimerick is back!
 
Dancin_In_Anson
2009-02-26 1:01:47 PM  
we todd did: Can you think of BETTER?

Not off the top of my head.
 
The Icelander
2009-02-26 1:31:49 PM  
Best use of the Hero tag ever.

\He's a credit to his gender
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 1:55:29 PM  
Did the women at least try to give him mouth to knob resuscitation?
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 2:02:32 PM  
From another article:

The women said he also ate walnuts and cream, which is considered to be a natural aphrodisiac.

Walnuts?......hmmmmm, I did not know that.
 
keiverarrow [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 2:21:27 PM  
What a way to go
 
NotLinky
2009-02-26 2:21:55 PM  
Now THAT'S a tee shirt worthy headline!
 
Tyee
2009-02-26 2:22:48 PM  
He went out a winner.
 
Nexus of the Crisis
2009-02-26 2:23:13 PM  
Erections lasting longer than four hours may require additional women.
 
Aeonite [TotalFark]
2009-02-26 2:23:21 PM  
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darkmayo
2009-02-26 2:23:26 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: From another article:

The women said he also ate walnuts and cream, which is considered to be a natural aphrodisiac.

Walnuts?......hmmmmm, I did not know that.


Shouldnt it be the women eating nuts and cream?
 
Persnickety [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2009-02-26 2:23:30 PM  
Link to the video, anyone?
 
Ika7734
2009-02-26 2:23:41 PM  
I finally looked up why that 4 hour erection thing is bad. It turns out the blood can clot, and then you get gangrene of the wang. now that can't be good.
 
Badgers
2009-02-26 2:23:41 PM  
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/read the bottle before you start guzzling them down like smarties, dumbass.
 
Wendy's Chili
2009-02-26 2:23:56 PM  

Sybarite: But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack


He's like a modern day John Henry.


Thread over.
 
USCLaw2010
2009-02-26 2:24:40 PM  
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/will be available for comment after giving the eulogy
 
Yukon Callmeal
2009-02-26 2:25:03 PM  
The Sun is there!
 
Dull Cow Eyes
2009-02-26 2:25:15 PM  
The 3000 pounds was a "bet" for sex? Sure it was, officer.
 
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