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(NYPost)   O.J.'s daughter calls 911, tells dispatcher 'My father is an a- -hole'   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2003-01-30 07:19:38 AM  
deserves a prize
2003-01-30 07:19:51 AM  
don't forget mother murderer.
2003-01-30 07:20:34 AM  
Hey, she yelled at O.J. and lived...that's a pretty exclusive club.
2003-01-30 07:21:11 AM  
OJ's too busy on the back 9 to care.
2003-01-30 07:23:16 AM  
I've just had a wierd feeling that guy is bad news for a couple of years now.
2003-01-30 07:24:58 AM  
She's right. OJ is a big asshat.
2003-01-30 07:26:19 AM  

He would only have argued fiercely if he loved her very much. (Thanks Norm)

He's accepting donations to help him find the "real arguers" who he expects are drug dealers.

- It seems like a non-story, but if O.J. loved you very much and then got really pissed at you, wouldn't you be pretty quick on the 911 trigger?
2003-01-30 07:29:09 AM  

That's a man man!
2003-01-30 07:33:53 AM  
Wait till she dates a white guy...
he'll knife em' both.
2003-01-30 07:36:43 AM  
I can't wait for "911 II".
2003-01-30 07:37:09 AM  
an old one:

What is OJ's email address?

back slash, back slash, escape.
2003-01-30 07:38:11 AM  
In other news, OJ has announced that he will dedicate the rest of his life looking for the real abuser. Expects to find culprit on a golf course in Florida.
2003-01-30 07:47:11 AM  
...and the police said, "This line is for emergencies only. We've known that for years."
2003-01-30 07:48:01 AM  
[image from topblacks.com too old to be available]

"If dad makes a scene, the case must be convened!"
2003-01-30 07:48:55 AM  
tomorrow on Fark :
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Kelly Osbourne forgets to let the dogs out for a shiate and Jack gets upset and calls his mom.

Oh the whacky mundane things that those stars do which end up on drew curtis' fark.com

france surrenders, hilarity ensues and other stuff.
2003-01-30 07:59:30 AM  
Jay-Tea: That's exactly what I thought... "That's OJ's daughter?" Yikes...
2003-01-30 08:03:56 AM  
How long until they find poor Sydney in a body bag? Im taking bets on 6 months.
2003-01-30 08:05:37 AM  
OJ's obviously abusing his daughter. Just look at how he lets his pet caterpillars attack her forehead!
2003-01-30 08:07:01 AM  
She should set out to find the "real assholes."
2003-01-30 08:08:23 AM  
I guess it's pretty safe to say she got her looks from her fathers side.
2003-01-30 08:16:36 AM  
best use of the obvious tage ever!
2003-01-30 08:17:58 AM  
Dayum that girl is ugly!! Daddy better be saving up for her plastic surgery...
2003-01-30 08:26:32 AM  
They'll likely find her slashed to bits with a message nearby that she managed to scrawl in her own blood before she died that says, "OJ did it." within a month. Then Cochran can get OJ aquitted for racial reasons using the wookie defense.
2003-01-30 08:29:59 AM  
This kid has it made. You know how some kids yell at their step-parents, "You aren't my real Dad!" Well she can yell at OJ "You killed my Mom!" That should win any argument...until he kills her too.
2003-01-30 08:30:06 AM  
Those kids have got to be pretty messed up. Imagine growing up knowing that your father murdered your mother.

Also she is homely.
2003-01-30 08:33:08 AM  
Daughter? That's a man, baby!
2003-01-30 08:34:16 AM  
Rant and Cscx would get my vote were this a voting thread. Good show.
2003-01-30 08:34:37 AM  
Ok Alex, I'll have "Things that are Obvious" for 200$.
2003-01-30 08:35:51 AM  
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Holy CRAP! No wonder that girl is pissed off. She needs a weed whacker to trim her eyebrows.
2003-01-30 08:43:00 AM  
I miss OJ's Hertz commercials.
2003-01-30 08:43:31 AM  
You would think that with her Dad being a football pro he would give his daughter better advice, like:

"The anti-glare stuff goes UNDER the eyes, girl!"
2003-01-30 08:43:54 AM  
He should have just stabbed her ass, then she would have quit bein a biatch!
2003-01-30 08:51:47 AM  
When she was younger she was thin and pretty.

She must be putting on the OJ pounds now...

2003-01-30 08:55:08 AM  
Dispatcher tells O.J.'s daughter: 'We know'.
2003-01-30 08:59:58 AM  
"You'd better watch it, young lady, or daddy will turn you into a PEZ dispenser just like your mom."
2003-01-30 09:08:47 AM  
Obviously she was a child that wasn't shake'n enough in her younger days.

I'll bet the kid just got yelled at by 'dad' and decided to get a little revenge by calling the cops and making a scene. The lil' biatch should be grounded with no tv or phone for a month!
2003-01-30 09:23:09 AM  
You know a lot of you seem to have forgotten, he was found NOT GUILTY by a jury of his peers.
2003-01-30 09:23:39 AM  
We was just arguin' about her going to a concert. Nuthin' to lose your head over - yet.
2003-01-30 09:23:51 AM  
Wait, wait, wait, lemme see if I understand this now...

O.J. Simpson... abuses... women?!??

But, he's a celebrity. Certainly someone as popular as he wouldn't do anything to jeapordize his stellar movie career. Is this why there haven't been anymore Police Squad movies?

Why is this the first we're hearing of this?
2003-01-30 09:24:04 AM  
Are you sure "she's" a female? That thing in the picture scares me.
2003-01-30 09:24:18 AM  
"You know a lot of you seem to have forgotten, he was found NOT GUILTY by a jury of his peers."

Give me a farking break. If he didn't kill them, who the hell did?
2003-01-30 09:25:40 AM  
A teenage girl upset with her father? No way. Regardless of O,J.'s history, this seems pretty normal adolescent behavior to me.
2003-01-30 09:28:23 AM  
Odds on CB's post

Trolling: 4-1
Kidding: 2-1
Serious: 100-1
2003-01-30 09:32:13 AM  
"If it was just a snit, you must acquit"
2003-01-30 09:33:15 AM  
So did they ever find the real killer?
2003-01-30 09:36:51 AM  
01-30-03 09:23:09 AM CB
You know a lot of you seem to have forgotten, he was found NOT GUILTY by a jury of his peers.

Not in the civil case he wasn't!!
2003-01-30 09:37:26 AM  
O.J. vows that he'll search every country club in North America until the "real killers" find him. What has it been now? Seven? Eight years? Dude needs to get with the program and realize that either:

A) he ain't really looking for the real killers, and/or
B) he did it.
2003-01-30 09:37:38 AM  
What she said to the 911 dispatcher didn't make much sense...it sounds whiny and spoiled-princess-brattish. Now, if she would have said "I feel physically threatened, and my father said such-and-such which i feel is physical abuse also," and meant it, she might have had something to go on.

That being said...I try to refrain from bashing someone's physical appearance for whatever reason...but she looks almost JUST like an ex-boyfriend, only with blonde hair. He wasn't that lovely-looking, either. *shudder*
2003-01-30 09:38:58 AM  
Doesn't matter.

Yea, and we all know how just those are don't we?
2003-01-30 09:39:11 AM  
Er, that should have been "my father said....which i feel is VERBAL abuse."

need more coffee...
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