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(NCBuy)   Parkay margarine looking for the best cheesy pick-up line. Winner gets $10,000. What's your best?   ( divider line
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2003-01-30 09:46:08 AM  
The word of the day is LEGS... Let's go upstairs and spread the word.
2003-01-30 09:46:17 AM  
"I want your soul"

alarming how often it works...
2003-01-30 09:47:12 AM  
You're breathing. I like that in a (wo)man.
2003-01-30 09:48:03 AM  
LawTalkingGuy: It's all good, happens to the best of us. :)
2003-01-30 09:48:45 AM  
I lost a booger in the snow. will you help me look for it?
2003-01-30 09:49:35 AM  
Ever since I met you, I've swept you off my feet.

reverse psychology?
2003-01-30 09:49:45 AM  
can i cum all over your face?
2003-01-30 09:51:02 AM  
"come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"

2003-01-30 09:52:44 AM  
NumberOneNuts ....CJ much?
2003-01-30 09:53:18 AM  
Hi, my name is Donkey-Punch. Would you consider huffing paint with me?
2003-01-30 09:54:51 AM  
pull a screw out of your pocket and say "Wanna screw?"
2003-01-30 09:55:12 AM  
Hey, Can I squeeze out a cleveland steamer on your boobies?
2003-01-30 09:55:31 AM  
"I promise I won't come in your mouth."
2003-01-30 09:56:00 AM  
Hey babe, take me drunk I'm home.
2003-01-30 09:56:41 AM  
I promise not to kill you


Sit on my face and I'll guess your blood type.

My perverted brother
2003-01-30 09:56:49 AM  
You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice
2003-01-30 09:59:39 AM  
"You look like you workout, Want a late night protein drink?"
2003-01-30 09:59:39 AM  
"All I'm askin' for is a rusty trombone."
2003-01-30 10:00:14 AM  
This one time, at band camp...
2003-01-30 10:02:20 AM  
"You like apples? We're going back to my place to fark, how do ya like them apples?"

My aplogies if that's been done.
2003-01-30 10:03:59 AM  
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sho' can make yo' Bedrock.
2003-01-30 10:05:57 AM  
he: "hey what do you do for a fifty?"
She "I am no whore!"
he: "In that case, what would you like to drink?"
2003-01-30 10:06:21 AM  
if i were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
2003-01-30 10:07:02 AM  
So do you like math?

I thought we could add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply...
2003-01-30 10:07:16 AM  
How about I cook you dinner, you cook me breakfast and in between we just cook?
2003-01-30 10:07:31 AM  
I was hoping you and I might engage in some recreational sexual intercourse this evening. Then in the morning we could enjoy a breakfast of toast covered with the creamy goodness that is Parkay. Then we'll awkwardly part ways, exchange numbers and never speak again.
2003-01-30 10:07:59 AM  
Well, this one worked on me.

"So, do you have any tattoos?"
2003-01-30 10:09:06 AM  
That brings up a better topic...

FARKETTES: What "lines" have actually worked on you?
2003-01-30 10:09:07 AM  
Would you like a liquid protein supplement in a handy, pump-action dispenser?
2003-01-30 10:09:09 AM  
"Hi I'm (insert name here),, The other white meat"
2003-01-30 10:09:28 AM  
You like anal?
2003-01-30 10:10:37 AM  
Would you like a drink? Or should I just give you the money?
2003-01-30 10:15:49 AM  
"Want to grunt big for daddy?"
2003-01-30 10:16:33 AM  
Gimme some sugar, baby.
2003-01-30 10:16:40 AM  
--holding apple in hand--
--take a byte from apple--
Me: "Do you like apples?"

chick: "SURE."

Me: "Im gonna take you back to my place and fark you up the ass, how about them apples?"
2003-01-30 10:16:46 AM  
Is your father a carpenter, cuz you're giving me a woody.

Hi, my name is Trigger. As in Horse. As in Hung Like.

I'd like to pour BBQ sauce all over you and work you like a rib.

Let's go back to my place and watch my video tape of monkeys farking.
2003-01-30 10:18:17 AM  
"Wanna go get a 6 pack and do it?"

Then if she says no, say, "What, you don't like beer?"
2003-01-30 10:20:27 AM  
"Baby, you're just like Parkay. You spread like butter and you taste even better."

2003-01-30 10:20:42 AM  
My favorite was when I was in a crowded bar in Boulder, CO and I smelled the most AMAZINGLY nauseating ass-stench. Like, the room cleared out and the crowd parted like the Red Sea. Then, this jackasss comes sauntering up to my friend and I and says to me: "Hey baby... didja smell that? That was all me... Yeah..."
Needless to say I had to take him home ASAP!
2003-01-30 10:21:28 AM  
"Do you see my friend over there? He want's to know what you think of me."
2003-01-30 10:22:13 AM  
My other favorite was a drunk irishman who came up to me with a brogue-inflected "Who's yer daddy?"
I didn't fark him, but my friend did...
Boys, I'm telling you, ladies are easier to lay than you think!
2003-01-30 10:24:09 AM  
Wanna play sit on my face and i'll tell lies

learned it when i was 6...have yet to use it
2003-01-30 10:25:04 AM  
"I've heard girls like a**holes. Now shaddup biatch and bend over."
2003-01-30 10:28:35 AM  
hi, my name's pogo. wanna jump on my stick?
2003-01-30 10:29:28 AM  
"Vegasj ...if a guy said that to me in a bar, i think i'd wet myself. (interpret that as you will. :))"

2003-01-30 10:30:08 AM  
Someone call Tucker Max, stat!
2003-01-30 10:41:23 AM  
"Do you like Peaches? Yes? Then touch my ass"
2003-01-30 10:43:04 AM  
I fark like secretariat, but for you I'll waive the fee.
2003-01-30 10:44:07 AM  
My friend is in a country bar,wearing red ropers. This guy walks up and says "darlin', how'd you get your lipstick to match your boots?"
2003-01-30 10:45:38 AM  
excuse me, do you wash your clothes in windex?
no? really? wow, because i can see myself in your underwear
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