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(NCBuy)   Parkay margarine looking for the best cheesy pick-up line. Winner gets $10,000. What's your best?   ( divider line
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6244 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2003 at 8:05 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-30 07:53:34 AM  
"Did you know that History Majors have been found to have the largest penises? It's true!"
2003-01-30 08:00:20 AM  
Nice shoes.. wanna fark?
2003-01-30 08:06:12 AM  
"You know, you could use a little more protein in your diet..."
2003-01-30 08:07:41 AM  
"Look, I'm no poet, but would you shiat in my mouth?"
2003-01-30 08:08:04 AM  
"Go ahead, try and guess which leg it's resting against"
2003-01-30 08:08:39 AM  
now..fark me if I'm wrong but.....(insert your own wrong assertion here)
2003-01-30 08:09:01 AM  
So, where did your momma take your temperature when you were a little girl?
2003-01-30 08:09:29 AM  
now..fark me if I'm wrong, but.....(insert your own wrong assertion here)

now with voting!!
2003-01-30 08:09:33 AM  
Look, I'm no poet, but would you shiat in my mouth?
2003-01-30 08:09:52 AM  
You have a beautiful body. The kind that makes me want to have sex with you.
2003-01-30 08:10:38 AM  
"Every other guy in this place is gonna feed you a line of B.S., but I sincerely want to get to know the real you.

Plus I like Parkay margarine."
2003-01-30 08:11:19 AM  
Just hold up a tub of Parkay and make it say "Butter!" It's cute. Women like cute. Then again, it may be scary. Women hate scary.
2003-01-30 08:11:23 AM  
"You know what would look good on you? Me."
2003-01-30 08:11:31 AM  
"Hello. I'm incredibly wealthy."
2003-01-30 08:11:40 AM  
whats a girl like you doin with a face like that?
2003-01-30 08:12:02 AM  
"Do you have a little Jew in you?

Would you like some?"
2003-01-30 08:12:02 AM  
You'd look so much better naked covered in Parkay® Margarine.
2003-01-30 08:12:16 AM  
"For a fat chick, you sure have small tits."
2003-01-30 08:12:21 AM  
Do as I say and you won't get hurt.
2003-01-30 08:12:31 AM  
i can't believe it's not KY...
2003-01-30 08:13:05 AM  
"Do you give head to strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself."

actually received this one. :)
2003-01-30 08:13:12 AM  
Having sex with this tub of margarine is getting a little old. Would you like to help out my situation?
2003-01-30 08:13:33 AM  
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
2003-01-30 08:13:43 AM  

/old is new again
2003-01-30 08:14:40 AM  
Do as I say and you won't get hurt.

Now with improved voting.
2003-01-30 08:14:43 AM  
You look just like my ex-wife...
2003-01-30 08:15:30 AM  
Dude : Would you like an aussie kiss?

Dudette: what's that?

Dude: Same as a french one but down under
2003-01-30 08:16:08 AM  
my husband (when he wasn't my husband)tried to peak my interest by showing me pictures of he and his sister at the playboy mansion with all of her playmate friends hanging all over him.

i'm not sure why he thought it would work...but, gotta give him an A for effort. :)
2003-01-30 08:16:10 AM  
*licks finger and touches blouse*

"We better get you out of those wet clothes"
2003-01-30 08:16:47 AM  
I realize I'm not the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

And you should really lay off the Parkay ® Margarine. It's a spread, not a beverage you know.
2003-01-30 08:18:07 AM  
"Hi! You know I have a total fark membership.."
2003-01-30 08:18:16 AM  
"I am not a stalker."
2003-01-30 08:18:48 AM  
"Hi! You know I have a total fark membership.."

(now with new and improved voting)
2003-01-30 08:19:12 AM  
Is that a beer keg in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2003-01-30 08:19:13 AM  
"So, should I pick you up for breakfast in the morning.......or just roll over and wake you ?"
2003-01-30 08:19:32 AM  
"I can lick my eyebrows."
2003-01-30 08:19:56 AM  
Is your dad a farmer cuz you sure have great melons.
2003-01-30 08:20:04 AM  
Do you work at Subway?

I thought you might since you're giving me a footlong.
2003-01-30 08:20:09 AM  
"Hey, I got a joke for you. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The girl tied up in my trunk."
2003-01-30 08:20:44 AM  
are you tired? because I want to have sex with you.
2003-01-30 08:21:06 AM  
I'm going to be having sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.
2003-01-30 08:21:28 AM  
"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"

- If it works, a great start, and if it doesn't, all that you lost was the price of one drink (cheaper than getting one thrown over you).
2003-01-30 08:21:47 AM  
$25-suck, $50-suck fVck.
2003-01-30 08:21:55 AM  
Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
I like peanut butter
Lets Fark
2003-01-30 08:21:57 AM  
"Hey, I got a joke for you. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The girl tied up in my trunk."

Now with added voting flavor. Mods...
2003-01-30 08:22:07 AM  
"I'm thinking of a word that starts with F and ends with K. Do U C what the word is?"

Horrible. I just thought it up. Unless someone told it to me.
2003-01-30 08:22:55 AM  
"How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?"
2003-01-30 08:23:06 AM  
...Yes, your drink does appear to be fizzing, but I wouldn't worry about it. Drink up...
2003-01-30 08:23:14 AM  
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam ya all night.
2003-01-30 08:23:36 AM  
"Wanna go in halves on a bastard?"
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