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(NCBuy)   Iceland suffering through testicle shortage   ( divider line
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12893 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2003 at 7:17 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-30 07:20:21 AM  
im shure they could find people that didnt need them to donate
2003-01-30 07:21:17 AM  
i'm down to only one myself...
2003-01-30 07:23:27 AM  
Bloody Vikings!
2003-01-30 07:27:25 AM  
I just happen to have an extra they can have.
2003-01-30 07:27:54 AM  
2003-01-30 07:28:54 AM  
The article doesn't mention that Iceland
women have testicles too. They'll never
run short.
2003-01-30 07:30:34 AM  
Pretty soon, they'll be genetically engineering rams to have four testicles, then eight, then sixteen!!!
2003-01-30 07:41:21 AM  
Heh heh heh. Testicles and the words "meat packers" in one sentence.

Comedy genius.
2003-01-30 07:43:06 AM  
He says even kindergarten students are nuts for the balls

ahhh yes a play on words.
2003-01-30 07:46:00 AM  
They can always switch to goat balls.
2003-01-30 07:47:13 AM  
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2003-01-30 07:54:04 AM  
Hey don't Icelandic women have beards too?
I'm sorry but I don't think I could bring myself to feed my children goat nuts.
2003-01-30 07:58:57 AM  
Isn't Bjork Icelandic? If all the chicks over there are like her -- here I come!

Oh god, a pun.
2003-01-30 08:03:41 AM  
What I gathered is that children in iceland are nuts for salty balls.
2003-01-30 08:11:55 AM  
This is a call for genetic engineering!
2003-01-30 08:13:24 AM  
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Suck on my chocolate salty balls... Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em...
2003-01-30 08:15:41 AM  
They also like "putrefied shark". I kid you not.
They catch/kill a shark, dig a hole in a sandy beach, put the shark into it - PISS ON IT!! Bury it for 6 weeks and then voila' ready to eat!
Apparantly you drink the local fire-water to help with the taste....
2003-01-30 08:16:51 AM  
Unluckyimmortal If they can genetically engineer a monkey to have four asses, then they can do it for goat testicles.
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2003-01-30 08:17:32 AM  
Did anyone else read the lines "minister's sausage" and kinda squirm? cuz I know that I did.
2003-01-30 08:36:22 AM  
That is why I have moved back to jolly old England!
2003-01-30 08:44:11 AM  
"...even kindergarten students are nuts for the balls...."

2003-01-30 08:51:24 AM  
Spoonfed'sBuddy, I was hoping someone would make a Funny Farm refrence.
2003-01-30 08:53:55 AM
2003-01-30 08:55:17 AM  
Balls said the Queen.
If I had 'em, I'd be king.
The king laughed because he had two.
Not because he wanted two, because he had two.
2003-01-30 08:59:37 AM  
Rocky Mountain Oysters! Hey Iceland, Got Milk?
2003-01-30 09:06:40 AM  
I'm lazy, someone please link up a pic of Nutsack Squirrel fearing for his life.
2003-01-30 09:08:50 AM  
All I can say about that is EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
2003-01-30 09:10:49 AM  
Now that's a spicey meat-a ball!!!
2003-01-30 09:17:44 AM  
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2003-01-30 09:20:17 AM  
nothin better
2003-01-30 09:41:47 AM  
how do you spell eeaaww! (as in yuck!).
2003-01-30 10:06:57 AM  
I wonder if they cook them in breast milk.
2003-01-30 10:49:55 AM  
It's good to see that Gunnar Nelson has embarked on a new career.
2003-01-30 11:09:53 AM  
they can't have mine
2003-01-30 11:20:06 AM  
He says even kindergarten students are nuts for the balls and enjoy pickling them in a salty brine and eating them with toothpicks.

That just sounds wrong, very very wrong
2003-01-30 11:39:02 AM  
"Fear Factor-Iceland" has a very hard time coming up with stunts.
2003-01-30 11:58:17 AM  
Nielsson doesn't know if his company can keep up with the demand since, "rams only have two testicles."

THIS is the perfect sentence.
2003-01-30 12:02:21 PM  
Hmmm ram balls
2003-01-30 12:30:17 PM  
"supplies are DANGEROUSLY low" hahahahahahahaha....

I doanno, it just struck me as funny...

I got nuttin'...
2003-01-30 01:10:54 PM  
"More testicles mean more iron..." -- Lunchlady Doris
2003-01-30 01:17:21 PM  
It is strange that I have not heard of this supposed testicle shortage, seeing as I live in Iceland. Sure, we eat them pickled, but it's mostly something disgusting to give to the tourists.
2003-01-30 02:57:57 PM  
Maggot75: So what's the best time of year to visit your lovely country? (No, not for the testicles)
2003-01-30 03:02:35 PM  
N U T S !!!
2003-01-30 03:07:30 PM  
You are what you eat. EAT ME!
2003-01-30 04:12:29 PM  
The_International_Infidel: uh, depends on what you want. If you want something resembling nice weather, June is the best month, although the bright nights can be annoying.
2003-01-30 05:04:17 PM  
This is all happening because the International Whaling Commission won't let them eat whale balls anymore.
2003-01-30 05:09:58 PM  
2003-01-30 05:37:22 PM  
2003-01-31 01:02:46 AM  
I can understand why they might be having a rough time finding enough of them. I think if I lived in "Ice"land it would be difficult to find my balls also. God knows my wife has enough trouble as it is... :(
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