FARK.com: (4201609) Actual headline: "Grandma's Moistening Kettle May Have Held Off Flu." In related news, subby can't decide if "Grandma's Moistening Kettle" is a great name for a band or a really disturbing euphemism

		Actual headline: "Grandma's Moistening Kettle May Have Held Off Flu." In related news, subby can't decide if "Grandma's Moistening Kettle" is a great name for a band or a really disturbing euphemism (fe29.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com)		31
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Sensei Can You See

2009-02-10 12:18:12 PM

Guy Innagorillasuit

2009-02-10 1:03:15 PM

*fap*fap*fap*

Ennuipoet

2009-02-10 2:08:57 PM

Yeah, Subby, I'm gonna have to go with the really disturbing mental image for the win.

Boritom

2009-02-10 2:11:09 PM

Sounds like a Pink Floyd song to me, prehaps an unused track from the "Atom Heart Mother" album.

Maybe it was a companion piece to "Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast?"

labman

2009-02-10 2:44:34 PM

My vote is 'Really Disturbing.'

Lionel Mandrake

2009-02-10 3:30:20 PM

NimbleWalrus

2009-02-10 3:34:03 PM

Why can't it be both?

Treygreen13

2009-02-10 3:36:46 PM

Lionel Mandrake made me spit water on the screen.

PirateKing

2009-02-10 3:38:10 PM

Is there a moistening pot to call the moistening kettle black?

/moistening.
//moistening.
///moistening.

olapbill

2009-02-10 3:41:27 PM

First I was like WUT?

But then I GILF'ed

[image from leadertelegram.com too old to be available]

abb3w

2009-02-10 3:47:50 PM

Probably SFW, but mind bleach required.

CravenMorehead

2009-02-10 3:48:43 PM

There's gotta be a teabag joke in there somewhere but I can't find it.

jlawn001

2009-02-10 3:48:44 PM

Spoilsbury Toast Boy, anyone?

Fano

2009-02-10 4:00:06 PM

Now that's a fine kettle of fish, it is.

Gals Panic

2009-02-10 4:06:14 PM

The word "Moist" really just needs to go away. In modern times there really is no need for it at all.

Leachreas

2009-02-10 4:07:31 PM

jlawn001: Spoilsbury Toast Boy, anyone?

Auuuugh I thought I had finally managed to forget that scene, damn you. :)

THE_JESUS_PANTS

2009-02-10 4:23:21 PM

I've always preferred "roughin up a suspect"

palexc

2009-02-10 4:23:49 PM

Probably not as effective as grandma's potato chowder.

OneNightStand

2009-02-10 4:35:31 PM

Subby: Great farking headline. Take a bow.

Britney Spear's Speculum

2009-02-10 4:44:16 PM

I GIS'd 'Grandma's Moistening Kettle.'

The Google, it does nothing.

andynz81

2009-02-10 6:04:23 PM

future Fark username, any takers?

espiaboricua

2009-02-10 11:43:39 PM

Band Name. Totally. Fark tag? hmmmm....

evil rhinobird

2009-02-11 12:34:40 AM

Really hates the word "moist"

/slash fiction!

evil rhinobird

2009-02-11 12:38:19 AM

Oh, for love of Pete!

here's the pic that was supposed to be there.

spookybee

2009-02-11 12:40:50 AM

my grandmother used to do this, and my mother also. Never knew it kept flu away, just thought it kept me from getting nose bleeds from the dry air.

/oh yeah...moist
//damp
///soggy
///i can do this all day.

zimbach

2009-02-11 12:47:00 AM

You could use an ordinary tea kettle, but that one up there is made for the purpose.

Fano

2009-02-11 12:53:49 AM

evil rhinobird: Really hates the word "moist"

/slash fiction!