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(Drudge)   Elian Gonzales may return to the US - With Castro   ( time.com) divider line
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2001-08-31 12:06:19 AM  
primino poste
2001-08-31 12:13:46 AM  
All they'll do is biatch about Dubya's stupid missile defense plan.

2001-08-31 12:28:02 AM  
Let's hope it's a hostage exchange -- We get Elian and they get Reno.
2001-08-31 12:30:07 AM  
Esos comunistas hijos de puta que se coman una verga entera cabron!
2001-08-31 12:39:03 AM  
Please no! Make the bad men go away...
2001-08-31 12:52:28 AM  
if there aren't boobies posts soon i'm going to hurt someone.
2001-08-31 12:52:53 AM  
Yeah, don't get me started on Dubya's stupid missile defense plan.
Yet another flaw in it: There's the possibility that the warhead will go flying somewhere unpredictable and blow up somewhere between the launch site and the target city.
2001-08-31 01:28:42 AM  
Flibber, yes. Heaven forbid a missle explode in the middle of nowhere instead of a populated city.
2001-08-31 01:37:06 AM  
2001-08-31 01:44:41 AM  
Let the dumbass Euros defend their own stupid selves against nukes. We've bailed their sorry asses out uncounted times this century and all they do it bit ch and moan about those self-serving Yankees. Surrender, Frogs!!
2001-08-31 01:46:09 AM  
Correction...over the LAST century...
2001-08-31 02:02:24 AM  
Wait and see. the kid will come to new york, just to be kidnapped by that goddamn irritating whiny family of his..if they can manage to get there themselves.
2001-08-31 02:41:56 AM  
for the love of all things FARK..... WHY?
this little kid did nothing to make himself worthy of such a thing......

I am so farking tired of this kid... for the 2nd time....

(I think when the army guys woke him up and took him at gunpoint, they should have made him lick the gun barrel)
2001-08-31 02:48:17 AM  
Everyone's tired of him.

What did he to do to make himself worthy? He was cute and it was an election year.
2001-08-31 02:57:07 AM  
Send em to the sharks!
2001-08-31 03:58:54 AM  
It'd be cool if Castro dies while he's here.
2001-08-31 04:25:31 AM  
Given the above statements i think we can safely assume FreddyFreedom is mentally retarded.
2001-08-31 05:53:16 AM  
i've been assuming that for some time now, cormee.
2001-08-31 06:33:01 AM  
Off topic: I totally agree with your chicken and egg point of view, Meat
2001-08-31 07:44:56 AM  
It's obvious Elian's coming here to play Little League Baseball. I hear he's got a hummer of a fastball. Castro, the old pro, is the coach and will vouch for the kid's age. He gets 15%.
2001-08-31 08:51:52 AM  
Castro eh? Time to dust off the 30 ought 6.
2001-08-31 09:20:19 AM  
Is he bringing Cigars?
Castro Rocks!
Fark Bush!

I am one of the people who said "Said the kid home to his dad." His mom was a dumb whore who risked her sons life to be with her exiled, criminal boyfriend... If Castro exiles you, you must be pretty farking pathetic.
2001-08-31 10:21:32 AM  
Freddy Freedom: Er... this century you've bailed Europe out precisely:

0 time(s)


Punk rock? You're welcome.
2001-08-31 10:31:30 AM  
What happens when the random place it hits IS a populated city?
2001-08-31 11:10:18 AM  
Two shots, two kills, someone pleeeeeasse.
2001-08-31 11:30:17 AM  
cigars, children.....must be trying to pick up an intern
2001-08-31 01:11:48 PM  
Maybe Elian can find Chandra...
2001-08-31 01:17:31 PM  
Castro is the Maximum Leader? What does that mean?

(for those of you who never read the articles, he was referred to as the Maximum Leader.)
2001-08-31 04:14:14 PM  
cuban cigars suck ass now... where have you been? all the good cigar makers from cuba moved outta there after the embargo hit...... only good thing about a cuban is you *think* your cool for having it.
2001-08-31 04:27:18 PM  
frksamor: castro esiles political dissidents, you know. like people who say communism is bad, or castro is bad.
2001-09-01 02:46:02 PM  
Best Cigars come from Afghanistan!
oh wait!
sorry....that is best Hasheesh and Heroin from Afghanistan

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