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2009-02-03 11:08:58 AM  
SleeperMan!
 
2009-02-03 11:09:16 AM  
What, superman is serving drinks now?
 
2009-02-03 11:09:17 AM  
He may super cereal about his intentions

/Excelsior!!
//Whoosh
 
2009-02-03 11:09:46 AM  
Dad?
 
2009-02-03 11:10:14 AM  
No super hero throws off their cape before battle.
 
2009-02-03 11:11:34 AM  

M0nkeyp0x: No super hero throws off their cape before battle.


Apparently you've never heard of Cape-Throwing Man.
 
2009-02-03 11:11:56 AM  
nice greenlight...NOT
 
2009-02-03 11:11:58 AM  
Alcohol may have been a factor.
 
2009-02-03 11:12:43 AM  
If you see a man wearing a sleeping bag as a cape and carrying a screwdriver as a weapon, you may want to run

This seems like common sense to me.
 
2009-02-03 11:13:39 AM  
That's not a screwdriver... this is a screwdriver!
 
2009-02-03 11:14:25 AM  
Back in the day, the Psychedelic Zombies had a great little number called Sleeping Bag Man...

Denverites may remember...

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2009-02-03 11:15:17 AM  
LOL reminds me of this but the sleeping bag is on fire.

Link (new window)
 
2009-02-03 11:16:52 AM  
Dad?
 
2009-02-03 11:16:53 AM  
F*ck that. If somebody pulled any of that crazy shiat with me, they flashed a tool out on the streets, I'd take it away from him, stick it up his ass and turn it 'til it went click.
 
2009-02-03 11:18:24 AM  
crap... there goes my weekend.
 
2009-02-03 11:18:48 AM  

hockeyfarker: F*ck that. If somebody pulled any of that crazy shiat with me, they flashed a tool out on the streets, I'd take it away from him, stick it up his ass and turn it 'til it went click.


Your manager from the UFC called, they want you to know the rest of your SEAL team will be at the rhinoceros-wrestling match you have in 26 minutes.
 
2009-02-03 11:19:05 AM  

hockeyfarker: F*ck that. If somebody pulled any of that crazy shiat with me, they flashed a tool out on the streets, I'd take it away from him, stick it up his ass and turn it 'til it went click.


awww... it's an internet tough guy...
 
2009-02-03 11:19:23 AM  
In other news, the Florida tag is recovering in hospital after being stabbed with a fork.
 
2009-02-03 11:22:49 AM  

hockeyfarker: F*ck that. If somebody pulled any of that crazy shiat with me, they flashed a tool out on the streets, I'd take it away from him, stick it up his ass and turn it 'til it went click.


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2009-02-03 11:23:31 AM  
Hey, if you run into this guy can you let him know that his child support payments are late.
 
2009-02-03 11:23:43 AM  
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2009-02-03 11:24:14 AM  
If he has vodka he cannot be all that bad.
 
2009-02-03 11:24:28 AM  
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2009-02-03 11:24:34 AM  
hockeyfarker

F*ck that. If somebody pulled any of that crazy shiat with me, they flashed a tool out on the streets, I'd take it away from him, stick it up his ass and turn it 'til it went click.


Don't fark with the Jesus.
 
2009-02-03 11:25:49 AM  
Someone call Bernard Goetz!
 
2009-02-03 11:25:52 AM  
Swing and a miss, eh fellas?
 
2009-02-03 11:25:53 AM  
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2009-02-03 11:26:41 AM  
I see imfallen_angel hasn't seen The Big Lebowski.

I recommend it, at least for the quotes that will get posted here often.
 
2009-02-03 11:27:05 AM  
Well, at least F_H knows what's up.
 
2009-02-03 11:27:19 AM  
When a man in a sleeping bag is chasing a woman through an alley with a screwdriver and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
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2009-02-03 11:28:46 AM  

hockeyfarker: Swing and a miss, eh fellas?


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2009-02-03 11:28:53 AM  
What a sleeping bag man may look like;
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2009-02-03 11:29:39 AM  

hockeyfarker: Well, at least F_H knows what's up.


I got it, but I thought a rhinoceros fight was too good of an opportunity to pass up. My apologies if you were offended.

Also, screwdrivers do not go 'click'. Jesus.
 
2009-02-03 11:30:59 AM  
YOU'RE SCREWED!

/let the tomato throwing commence
 
2009-02-03 11:31:32 AM  
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2009-02-03 11:32:49 AM  
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2009-02-03 11:33:16 AM  
I'm not gonna badmouth, but I'm gonna badmouth...
 
2009-02-03 11:33:26 AM  
imfallen_angel is obviously not a golfer
 
2009-02-03 11:33:48 AM  

Farking Zardwarks: Also, screwdrivers do not go 'click'. Jesus.


Yeah, that was a bit weak. But they don't really make a noise, if used properly. Perhaps I should have said "turn it 'til it goes *squeak* fark IT'S STRIPPED I FARKING HATE PHILIPS"
 
2009-02-03 11:33:50 AM  
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2009-02-03 11:34:32 AM  
A screwdriver? Now that's a weapon with a twist...

/homeless James Bond
 
2009-02-03 11:35:19 AM  
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2009-02-03 11:35:30 AM  

imfallen_angel: hockeyfarker: F*ck that. If somebody pulled any of that crazy shiat with me, they flashed a tool out on the streets, I'd take it away from him, stick it up his ass and turn it 'til it went click.

awww... it's an internet tough guy...


You all are docked Fark points for failing to recognize quotes from The Big Lebowski. Around here, that's serious business.
 
2009-02-03 11:36:07 AM  

hockeyfarker: Farking Zardwarks: Also, screwdrivers do not go 'click'. Jesus.

Yeah, that was a bit weak. But they don't really make a noise, if used properly. Perhaps I should have said "turn it 'til it goes *squeak* fark IT'S STRIPPED I FARKING HATE PHILIPS"


ok, I lol'd.
 
2009-02-03 11:38:55 AM  
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2009-02-03 11:39:22 AM  

Orgasmatron138: imfallen_angel: hockeyfarker: F*ck that. If somebody pulled any of that crazy shiat with me, they flashed a tool out on the streets, I'd take it away from him, stick it up his ass and turn it 'til it went click.

awww... it's an internet tough guy...

You all are docked Fark points for failing to recognize quotes from The Big Lebowski. Around here, that's serious business.


Yeah, I think he's going to keep on posting recycled pictures Orgasmatron, until he thinks we haven't noticed his stupidity.
 
2009-02-03 11:41:13 AM  

Orgasmatron138: You all are docked Fark points for failing to recognize quotes from The Big Lebowski. Around here, that's serious business.


I think you guys are overrating this movie, I found it flat and forgettable... I was bored with it and lost interest fairly fast.


If someone is to give quotes, it should be from something worth while.

/there, I said it.... flame away!
 
2009-02-03 11:41:55 AM  

hockeyfarker: F*ck that. If somebody pulled any of that crazy shiat with me, they flashed a tool out on the streets, I'd take it away from him, stick it up his ass and turn it 'til it went click.


And what if a little gold screw came out and his ass fell off?? Then what would you do, tough guy?? Huh??
 
2009-02-03 11:42:26 AM  

hockeyfarker: F*ck that. If somebody pulled any of that crazy shiat with me, they flashed a tool out on the streets, I'd take it away from him, stick it up his ass and turn it 'til it went click.


You think it was a ratcheting screwdriver?
 
2009-02-03 11:42:37 AM  

Amsterdamaged: Yeah, I think he's going to keep on posting recycled pictures Orgasmatron, until he thinks we haven't noticed his stupidity.


duh... I guess you're asking your your own posters..

I guess you failed to notice that I was just having fun with it...

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