FARK.com: (4128659) Experts puzzled as to why sick, disoriented and bruised pelicans are showing up all over the coast. It's not even spring break yet

		Experts puzzled as to why sick, disoriented and bruised pelicans are showing up all over the coast. It's not even spring break yet (fe8.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com)		19
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CrankMyBlueSax

2009-01-07 4:05:44 PM

Until I find out otherwise, I suspect kinky pelican sex.

dillenger69

2009-01-07 4:11:14 PM

It's their own damn fault. I wouldn't have to hit them if I didn't care. Maybe they'll pay attention the next time they mix my drink and do it right.

GreenAdder

2009-01-07 4:34:40 PM

Stage one is complete. Now to let the batfink and the birdbrain fall right into my trap.

Procedural Texture

2009-01-07 5:26:09 PM

Mine?

It Smee

2009-01-07 5:36:49 PM

I thought you could use them mix cement.

TommyDeuce

2009-01-07 5:39:40 PM

Getting organized for Pennsic I imagine.

Gravitholus

2009-01-07 5:45:35 PM

The first rule of Pelican Fight Club is don't talk about Pelican Fight Club.

bearded clamorer

2009-01-07 6:09:46 PM

GreenAdder: Stage one is complete. Now to let the batfink and the birdbrain fall right into my trap.

Wow, Burgess Meredeth as The Pelican....

Vanetia

2009-01-07 6:17:55 PM

Maybe the aliens have finally turned their attention away from cows.

GreenAdder

2009-01-07 7:21:36 PM

bearded clamorer: Wow, Burgess Meredeth as The Pelican....

He was obsessed with all birds, not just arctic ones.

cefm

2009-01-07 7:40:34 PM

Whatever it is, I'm guessing they got it in Tijuana.

kevinfra

2009-01-07 7:41:51 PM

Aick, disoriented and bruised is no way to go through life son.

Shilldog

2009-01-07 8:18:25 PM

More like Spring Beak!

AMIRITE?

scalpod

2009-01-07 10:41:48 PM

Unavailable for comment

Rigelus Maximus

2009-01-07 11:11:17 PM

GreenAdder: Stage one is complete. Now to let the batfink and the birdbrain fall right into my trap.

Hey, GreenAdder, this was the first thing I thought off as well. Nice job, sir!

Fano

2009-01-07 11:11:32 PM

A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His bill will hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak,
Food enough for a week,

But I'm damned if I can see how the helican

strangeguitar

2009-01-07 11:11:53 PM

That's not a pelican.
It's a pelican't

GunshipPolitico

2009-01-07 11:52:36 PM

Obligatory Pelican video (new window)

Thrashersk

2009-01-08 2:05:45 PM

Global Warming.

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