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(Daily Mail)   Paul McCartney might be an ex-Beatle. And he might be a knight. But you still don't want to see his pasty flesh and hairless old man pipecleaner legs at the beach, no matter how hot the chick he's with is   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2009-01-04 5:40:29 PM  
Eeewwww.

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FattyMatty
2009-01-04 5:58:58 PM  
The woman he is with is 48. That is an impressive body at 48.
 
Weaver95
2009-01-04 6:04:19 PM  

FattyMatty: The woman he is with is 48. That is an impressive body at 48.


the best that money can buy.
 
TheDumbBlonde
2009-01-04 6:18:54 PM  

FattyMatty: The woman he is with is 48. That is an impressive body at 48.


That's impressive at any age. That's a whole lot of pilates right there.
 
dapperfapper
2009-01-04 6:29:03 PM  
He looks like Gargamel [image from smurf.com too old to be available]
 
buzzvert
2009-01-04 6:43:43 PM  
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Walker [TotalFark]
2009-01-04 9:56:33 PM  
I'm sure that's his natural hair color too.
 
BigEd
2009-01-04 10:11:51 PM  
This is all very sad. I can accept that I'm heading towards 50, but it pains me to see my childhood heroes aging ungracefully. Anyone else wince when they see Hef all confused with three hotties on TV?
 
ottosmom
2009-01-04 10:15:55 PM  
Yeah it's sad to see him get old, but he doesn't look that bad for 66. He's Paul McCartney for fark's sake. I'd still hit it.
 
HappyHarryHardOn
2009-01-04 10:37:19 PM  

BigEd: This is all very sad. I can accept that I'm heading towards 50, but it pains me to see my childhood heroes aging ungracefully. Anyone else wince when they see Hef all confused with three hotties on TV?


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"Imma gattin' old buwt amma gwowing azlo portty iomcohi-rent"


????


/I know what you mean
 
KWPLunchbox
2009-01-05 1:36:52 AM  
Give him some slack. He's responsible for
THIS (new window, SFW)
 
SomeoneDumb
2009-01-05 1:42:47 AM  
I'd be happy to look like that at his age. And he does look better than Cobain.
 
Gunny Highway
2009-01-05 2:19:01 AM  
He looks like a normal person at the beach. Surely anyone who goes to the beach has seen someone like that.

And if you think that is bad avoid my family when we get together for an afternoon on the sand. We make him look like an Adonis.
 
cman [OhFark]
2009-01-05 2:55:27 AM  
First off, I am not gay.

Secondly, is it just me, or does the good Sir have really sharp knees?
 
4NSpy
2009-01-05 3:03:26 AM  
He looks like an old white british guy. Maybe he's "disgusting" by English standards, but that's par for the course in North America
 
Gunny Highway
2009-01-05 3:12:17 AM  

4NSpy: He looks like an old white british guy. Maybe he's "disgusting" by English standards, but that's par for the course in North America


He is a 65 year old guy, I dont know what he is supposed to look like.
 
Bennetton
2009-01-05 3:58:36 AM  
Why are they holding hands so high up in the air?
 
Kurmudgeon
2009-01-05 4:39:08 AM  
Say what you want, but though the 1960s into the 70s, he and his buddys in The Beatles had every girl on the planet wanting them, Yes, that includes your mother.
/and grandmother.
 
Hide your chickens
2009-01-05 5:14:19 AM  
My legs are better than his. But then again, he's worth close to a billion dollars, so it all evens out.
 
BatardAmericain
2009-01-05 5:51:39 AM  
He can't help being an old Irishman. Sights like this are why I'm glad I don't live in the Boston area and go to their beaches. However, the sales potential for sunscreen are tremendous in high ethnic-Irish areas.

/I should talk, English descent with vitilligo patches that don't tan
 
BatardAmericain
2009-01-05 5:52:36 AM  
oh yes and he is Irish--so was Lennon.
 
BatardAmericain
2009-01-05 5:53:38 AM  
he could be Italian and have a " beach sweater"
 
Sislik
2009-01-05 7:34:55 AM  
There is a guy in that picture? Who?

FattyMatty: The woman he is with is 48. That is an impressive body at 48.


Seconded!

/Or thirded
//Fourthed i guess
 
fo_sho!
2009-01-05 9:11:47 AM  

BatardAmericain: oh yes and he is Irish--so was Lennon.


If by Irish you mean born and raised in England - you're right!
 
SplitGuy
2009-01-05 9:21:54 AM  

fo_sho!: BatardAmericain: oh yes and he is Irish--so was Lennon.

If by Irish you mean born and raised in England - you're right!


So was his grandfather...he should have gone to America, but instead he went to Liverpool.

/too obscure?
 
StinkyFiddlewinks
2009-01-05 9:30:48 AM  
He's in better shape than me

/35
/British
 
ukexpat
2009-01-05 9:39:57 AM  

fo_sho!: BatardAmericain: oh yes and he is Irish--so was Lennon.

If by Irish you mean born and raised in England - you're right!


Why are most Americans so obsessed with being Irish?
 
Mangoose [TotalFark]
2009-01-05 9:41:06 AM  
Paul McCartney makes me happy that Lennon died.
 
Sarcastica75
2009-01-05 9:43:59 AM  
I know many of you hate him but you know, not bad for sixty-six. I'd travel on his long and winding road and make him scream 'hey jude'.
 
Gulper Eel
2009-01-05 9:52:01 AM  
subby owes us a dozen pics of Helen Mirren for that, even if Paul is doing well for sixty-six.
 
TruckSlut
2009-01-05 9:56:19 AM  
I don't care how old he is... he's on my list of farkable celebs..

Long before Brad Pitt or the flavor of the week pretty boy being backed by Hollywood today.

I bet Sir Paul has a pocket full of Viagra and all the time in the world... could be fun.
 
LessO2
2009-01-05 10:16:24 AM  
Has the subby ever been to somewhere such as any Hawaiian beach? McCartney, at 64, looks leaps and bounds better than over half of the guys at those beaches.
 
gregoire4
2009-01-05 10:16:31 AM  
Bottom line: He's hitting that so he wins.
 
mooseyfate
2009-01-05 10:42:19 AM  

ukexpat: fo_sho!: BatardAmericain: oh yes and he is Irish--so was Lennon.

If by Irish you mean born and raised in England - you're right!

Why are most Americans so obsessed with being Irish?


We long for an excuse to drink in the mornings without admitting to being alcoholics?
 
jerseygrl
2009-01-05 10:59:40 AM  

mooseyfate: ukexpat: fo_sho!: BatardAmericain: oh yes and he is Irish--so was Lennon.

If by Irish you mean born and raised in England - you're right!

Why are most Americans so obsessed with being Irish?

We long for an excuse to drink in the mornings without admitting to being alcoholics?


Irish, or college student. Either or.
 
preshrink
2009-01-05 11:13:53 AM  
Oh noes!!! He looks like a happy and healthy 66 year old man! Get the eye bleach!

Seriously folks, this is what aging looks like. It isn't that bad.
 
TheKnownUniverse
2009-01-05 11:37:47 AM  
He's very clean.
 
PYROY
2009-01-05 11:53:53 AM  
Some knight he is, I bet he uses one of those skinny little french swords.
 
Ashtrey
2009-01-05 11:59:29 AM  
My money is on Ringo being the last one standing.
 
GameSprocket
2009-01-05 11:59:50 AM  
HappyHarryHardOn:
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Brothers?
 
gilgigamesh
2009-01-05 12:02:44 PM  
Oh come on submitter.

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2009-01-05 12:23:48 PM  

Gunny Highway: 4NSpy: He looks like an old white british guy. Maybe he's "disgusting" by English standards, but that's par for the course in North America

He is a 65 year old guy, I dont know what he is supposed to look like.


[image from cenegenics-drlife.com too old to be available]
/GO anti-aging! Fark aging in the ass HARD!
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2009-01-05 12:26:54 PM  

preshrink: Oh noes!!! He looks like a happy and healthy 66 year old man! Get the eye bleach!

Seriously folks, this is what aging looks like. It isn't that bad.


Erm, aging has only looked like "that" for the last 100 or so years. If you really think aging isn't that bad, why don't you go back to a thousand years ago with no soap, no germ theory, no vaccinations, no sanitation, no sterile food and malnutrition? We used to be about 5'2" tall as adults with bad teeth, rickets and rough skin at 30. That's aging for you, and we've come a long way to fight aging bit by bit. So I don't understand why we should stop fighting it now.
 
Bag of Hammers
2009-01-05 12:35:07 PM  
Somebody needs to tell Angela Landsbury to put on a top.
 
Hawk24
2009-01-05 12:47:01 PM  

TheKnownUniverse: He's very clean.


Well done.

/He's a villian....a real mixer.
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2009-01-05 12:47:07 PM  
Another 48 year old chick that looks good if you like skinny chicks is Sean Young.
http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/6114_browde24778.jpg
Then there's always Jennifer Tilly...
 
PumpUpDaFark
2009-01-05 1:58:49 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Say what you want, but though the 1960s into the 70s, he and his buddys in The Beatles had every girl on the planet wanting them, Yes, that includes your mother.
/and grandmother.


Nope. Gramma wanted to go to church and Mom wanted the hot movie actors like Alan Ladd. Even my older sisters hated the Beatles. Mick Jagger, on the other hand, my one sis salivated over.
 
Aprila710
2009-01-05 2:41:13 PM  

ottosmom: Yeah it's sad to see him get old, but he doesn't look that bad for 66. He's Paul McCartney for fark's sake. I'd still hit it.


THIS.. And I'm less than half his age.. :-)
 
Asperger Jones
2009-01-05 2:54:45 PM  
Not as bad as I was fearing. Still, you wouldn't know from those pics that he was "the cute one."
 
cryinoutloud [BareFark]
2009-01-05 3:03:39 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: He is a 65 year old guy, I dont know what he is supposed to look like.
/GO anti-aging! Fark aging in the ass HARD!


That is goddam freaky-looking and unnatural. If that's real, he had to shave all the gray hair off his chest.

Plus, if you hooked up with him, you'd never be able to take off your clothes in front of him. He'd find you inadequate.
 
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