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(Drudge)   Sircam virus reveals sites last visited by Condit on his home computer   ( divider line
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5037 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Aug 2001 at 8:58 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-29 09:05:25 AM  
Ahah, drudge retort... good, but this should be labeled satire.
2001-08-29 09:09:02 AM  
satire or not, i'm thorougly apalled that anyone would refer to chandra levy as being "sultry."

2001-08-29 09:09:16 AM  
Crimson: You've gone and ruined it for everyone who thought it was real.
2001-08-29 09:12:24 AM  
Hey, its just not kosher to have false stories labeled true and true stories labeled false. The power of Fark is mighty, and must not but abused.
2001-08-29 09:22:55 AM  
CK: Good point, But what is truth? Is truth unchanging law? We both have truths, are mine the same as yours?
2001-08-29 09:28:48 AM  
I'm such an idiot, I was totaly taken in!
2001-08-29 09:36:28 AM  
I submitted this, but I'm sure it won't get posted because flash stuff only gets posted on Sundays. But it's the real Condit/Chung interview in flash. I almost shiat my pants laughing.
2001-08-29 09:36:55 AM  
rogers cadenhead rules!
2001-08-29 09:38:19 AM  
Hey, dammit! None of those sites worked! Oh, it was a joke? Nevermind.
2001-08-29 09:40:50 AM  
"Unfortunately for police, Condit's Internet bookmark list was accidentally sent out when the police department's office was stricken with the SirCam e-mail worm, which attaches random documents to outgoing e-mail."

it only uses the file names, it doesn't send out the actual file.
2001-08-29 09:47:00 AM  
It does send out the actual file, just modifies it to be a virus carrier.
2001-08-29 09:50:08 AM  
True or not, anyone who puts the words "greta van susteren sex orgy" in the same sentence has got problems.
2001-08-29 09:50:09 AM  
Skater: you're not Pilate
2001-08-29 09:50:45 AM  
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I can't stop posting Simpsons pics!! AAH!!!
2001-08-29 09:51:59 AM  
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2001-08-29 09:54:03 AM  
MICROSOFT LOOKOUT Address Book?!?! Am I missing a new Office product here? Perhaps software to keep an eye out for the boss?
2001-08-29 09:59:41 AM  
The links worked fine for me.
2001-08-29 10:04:53 AM  
Oh, if it is a Drudge Smudge Fudge Report, It is about as viable as Bush' tax refund.
2001-08-29 10:07:39 AM  
This is so damn funny, it took me about 2 minutes to realize what was going on. If this gets picked up for real, it will go down in history as the troll that took out a congressman.
2001-08-29 10:08:37 AM  
I believed it, but before I told anyone about it I wanted to make sure it was real before I looked like a fool.
2001-08-29 10:22:23 AM  
2001-08-29 11:15:54 AM  
This story is a little outdated, if you look at the bottom of the page.

The RETORT moves when circumstances warrant
2001-08-29 11:25:52 AM  
Ah Matt Drudge... Making up for fact that he has no penis with lies and shoddy reporting. Almost makes you think there should be a school or other validation process that "reporters" should have to go through. Sort of like the manditory licencing proess I've been trying to get approved for people who wish to wear spandex.

Remember that it takes forever to adopt a child, but any toothless, brain-dead hick can make a kid.
2001-08-29 11:55:49 AM  
2001-08-29 12:12:49 PM  
It's gotta be true, or they couldn't say it, right? heh...
2001-08-29 01:07:55 PM  
And the farking point of that Cheshire?

2001-08-29 01:12:33 PM  
IN the words of the immortal Jack Chick: "HAW HAW HAW"
2001-08-29 01:50:41 PM  

That was a link to the Drudge Retort, NOT the Drudge Report. There is a difference....
2001-08-29 02:10:20 PM  
Yeah, lay off Matt Drudge - this is not the DrudgeReport, it's the Drudge Retort, a clever play on words. He didn't write this. Morons.
2001-08-29 02:54:48 PM  
cheshire cat: note: i could see the ascii art correctly when i went to delete the post...that was sorta funny, but not cool fer fark.

prolly have to use <pre> tags next time, or turn off html. i dunno. or just dont post ascii art cuz someone will delete it.

oh, this article was just gay. noone cares about condit, or jokes about condit.
2001-08-29 05:14:09 PM  
Nietzsche: Actually, it DOES send out the file, embedded in all the virus crap. I got two of those things from someone. Opened 'em up in Wordpad... one was a resume, the other the most hilarious, pathetic, illiterate, jilted-love letter I've ever read in my life. Seriously, I should change the names and post it.
2001-08-29 06:51:53 PM  
2001-08-29 09:43:21 PM  
I admit it... I was had by Drudge...he got me fair and square until the email list. Although that Ann Coulter comment may not be too far off... proving that you can do wonderful things with a scalpel but what she needs is a brain transplant.
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