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HappyHarryHardOn
2008-12-27 5:08:31 PM  
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Screwed
 
ajroland
2008-12-27 5:23:41 PM  
How did you get "just before disappearing mysteriously"? RTFA
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2008-12-27 5:27:06 PM  

ajroland: How did you get "just before disappearing mysteriously"? RTFA


Joke based on the movie "The Usual Suspects." Try not to get too butthurt about it.
 
soze [OhFark]
2008-12-27 5:53:12 PM  

HappyHarryHardOn: Screwed


Totally.
 
Fair_Poopsmith [OhFark]
2008-12-27 6:25:59 PM  
I still wish I'd been able to see that movie from the beginning the first time. Walked in on the last 15 minutes or so at a party and nobody had the decency to tell me not to watch.
 
Man On Fire
2008-12-27 6:28:36 PM  
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.
 
Purity Of Essence
2008-12-27 6:29:16 PM  
Disappeared? Like that?
 
HappyHarryHardOn
2008-12-27 6:45:00 PM  

soze: HappyHarryHardOn: Screwed

Totally.


You're not talking about me, around you? Your handle makes me uneasy

But Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shiat but, hey, I'm in a police station.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2008-12-27 6:59:04 PM  
whotookthefarkingtruck, wtf?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2008-12-27 7:06:01 PM  

Fair_Poopsmith: I still wish I'd been able to see that movie from the beginning the first time. Walked in on the last 15 minutes or so at a party and nobody had the decency to tell me not to watch.


So far, all the good twist movies have been utterly ruined for me. Still watched them, but yeah, it's a drag to know she's a man, he's been dead the whole time, and Mr. Orange was a cop.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2008-12-27 7:09:36 PM  
Everybody knew Mr. Orange was a cop.
 
JPJ007
2008-12-27 7:14:14 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Mr. Orange was a cop.


LordOfThePings: Everybody knew Mr. Orange was a cop.


Well, shiat, no point in watching Reservoir Dogs now.

/removes from Nexflix queue
 
PizzaJedi81
2008-12-27 7:36:10 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Fair_Poopsmith: I still wish I'd been able to see that movie from the beginning the first time. Walked in on the last 15 minutes or so at a party and nobody had the decency to tell me not to watch.

So far, all the good twist movies have been utterly ruined for me. Still watched them, but yeah, it's a drag to know she's a man, he's been dead the whole time, and Mr. Orange was a cop.


Damn you!

LordOfThePings: Everybody knew Mr. Orange was a cop.


Double damn you!
 
Scanlon Kelsey
2008-12-27 7:40:57 PM  
Charles Bronson lives/escapes.
 
SwingAwayMarell
2008-12-27 7:42:58 PM  
Who cares? What's in the suitcase?


/666
 
Ashtrey
2008-12-27 8:01:16 PM  

Fair_Poopsmith: I still wish I'd been able to see that movie from the beginning the first time. Walked in on the last 15 minutes or so at a party and nobody had the decency to tell me not to watch.


Yeah, I forget the actual conversation, but we were talking about something and my ex said "oh that's just like the end of the Usual Suspects"
 
Dwight_Yeast
2008-12-27 8:08:30 PM  
I love Chris McQuarrie. The Way of the Gun is the best movie failure I've ever seen and the director's commentary on the DVD is better than most movies.
 
radinator
2008-12-27 8:09:15 PM  
I watched this movie having no idea what it was about, or about the ending. When they started introducing the 'mystery' of who he was, I immediately thought "It'll be the one you least suspect. It's that guy." Of course it was.

/An unpredictable movie is a very rare gem.
//Loves them when I sees them.
///Sees them almost never.
 
Mr_Ectomy
2008-12-27 8:41:49 PM  
Did somebody spoil the ending of Identity, yet?
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2008-12-27 8:42:38 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Did somebody spoil the ending of Identity, yet?


It was the sled.
 
Mr_Ectomy
2008-12-27 8:53:40 PM  

LordOfThePings: Mr_Ectomy: Did somebody spoil the ending of Identity, yet?

It was the sled.


really...I thought it was the kid!

/Rosebud! rosebud frozen peas!
 
PizzaJedi81
2008-12-27 9:02:54 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: LordOfThePings: Mr_Ectomy: Did somebody spoil the ending of Identity, yet?

It was the sled.

really...I thought it was the kid!

/Rosebud! rosebud frozen peas!


Wait...I thought it was Earth all along?
 
HighOnCraic
2008-12-27 9:06:15 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Mr_Ectomy: LordOfThePings: Mr_Ectomy: Did somebody spoil the ending of Identity, yet?

It was the sled.

really...I thought it was the kid!

/Rosebud! rosebud frozen peas!

Wait...I thought it was Earth all along?


"They finally made a monkey out of me."
 
HighOnCraic
2008-12-27 9:10:25 PM  
"Tom Cruise plays would-be Hitler assassin Col. Claus von Stauffenberg in "Valkyrie," and, obviously, all plots to kill Hitler failed."

What, no spoiler alert?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2008-12-27 9:18:36 PM  
You know who else shot Hitler?
 
Mr_Ectomy
2008-12-27 9:27:07 PM  

Mugato: You know who else shot Hitler?


Jesus?
 
SubBass49
2008-12-27 9:28:28 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Jesus?


On a dinosaur.
 
Mr_Ectomy
2008-12-27 9:37:36 PM  

SubBass49: Mr_Ectomy: Jesus?

On a dinosaur.


Jesus is a dinosaur!

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SurfaceTension [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-12-27 9:43:07 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Fair_Poopsmith: I still wish I'd been able to see that movie from the beginning the first time. Walked in on the last 15 minutes or so at a party and nobody had the decency to tell me not to watch.

So far, all the good twist movies have been utterly ruined for me. Still watched them, but yeah, it's a drag to know she's a man, he's been dead the whole time, and Mr. Orange was a cop.


My ex-wife figured out she was a man about 20 minutes into the movie. Did she keep it to herself? Hell no! She had to inform not just me but half the movie crowd that was within earshot. "That's a MAN!"
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-12-27 9:45:24 PM  
*** SPOILER ALERT ***

Benjamin Buttons becomes a senile infant just before dying.

*** /SPOILER ALERT ***
 
sonnyjrob
2008-12-27 9:55:40 PM  

SurfaceTension: *** SPOILER ALERT ***

Benjamin Buttons becomes a senile infant just before dying.

*** /SPOILER ALERT ***


oh man, i don't think you did that right....
 
Gangway Fathead
2008-12-27 10:34:41 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Did somebody spoil the ending of Identity, yet?


Yeah, everyone involved with the movie spoiled it.

step 1: advertise movie with intriguing premise
step 2: make a complete and total cop-out bullshiat third act reveal
step 3: ???
step 4: DIAF, Mangold.
 
kitster
2008-12-27 10:43:28 PM  
What is shes a man from?
 
Mr_Ectomy
2008-12-27 10:48:30 PM  

kitster: What is shes a man from?


your mother

/jk
//The Crying Game
 
Brakefornobody
2008-12-27 11:14:23 PM  
Darth Vader is really Luke Skywalker's father.
 
Knobbs
2008-12-27 11:27:06 PM  

LordOfThePings: Mr_Ectomy: Did somebody spoil the ending of Identity, yet?

It was the sled.


No, the sled was Rosebowl.
 
Actor_au
2008-12-27 11:27:07 PM  
I was honestly surprised when Jesus was Crucified, but the spoliers were pretty obvious in retrospect, I mean theres a cross on the cover of the book for farks sake.
/Idiot.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2008-12-27 11:34:04 PM  

Gyrfalcon: it's a drag to know she's a man, he's been dead the whole time, and Mr. Orange was a cop.


I hear tell Rosebud was a sled, and Charlton Heston was on Earth the whole time.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2008-12-27 11:37:08 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Wait...I thought it was Earth all along?


Is Deckard a replicant?

/hey, did you know Kevin Costner ended up being a Russian agent after all?
 
PizzaJedi81
2008-12-27 11:44:18 PM  

You Can't Fix Stupid: Gyrfalcon: it's a drag to know she's a man, he's been dead the whole time, and Mr. Orange was a cop.

I hear tell Rosebud was a sled, and Charlton Heston was on Earth the whole time.


Not only that, but didn't Chuck also find out that Soylent Green is people...it's PEOPLE!
 
Mr_Ectomy
2008-12-27 11:49:41 PM  

Knobbs: LordOfThePings: Mr_Ectomy: Did somebody spoil the ending of Identity, yet?

It was the sled.

No, the sled was Rosebowl.


No no no...Rosebud, silly

Link (new window)
 
Ashtrey
2008-12-28 12:15:48 AM  

sonnyjrob: oh man, i don't think you did that right....


If he saves some poor bastard from seeing it, he did the right thing.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2008-12-28 1:35:23 AM  

Actor_au: I was honestly surprised when Jesus was Crucified, but the spoliers were pretty obvious in retrospect, I mean theres a cross on the cover of the book for farks sake.


I always thought the twist ending was the resurrection.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2008-12-28 1:38:05 AM  

LordOfThePings: the resurrection.


Oh yeah.... *** SPOILER WARNING ***

Damn, I keep doing that.
 
NeuroticRocker
2008-12-28 11:28:24 AM  
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the only one thats missing from this is: Leonard Killed His Wife
 
Knobbs
2008-12-28 8:48:09 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Knobbs: LordOfThePings: Mr_Ectomy: Did somebody spoil the ending of Identity, yet?

It was the sled.

No, the sled was Rosebowl.

No no no...Rosebud, silly

Link (new window)


I was lied to!

Link (new window)

// nice link in your post
 
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