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(ABC News)   Justin Timberlake to tour with Christina Aguilera   ( abclocal.go.com) divider line
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2003-01-16 06:24:00 PM  
Followup: Exclusive pics of Christina and Britney's cat fight
2003-01-16 06:33:05 PM  
Followup: Justin Timberlake's penis has fallen off after a mysterious venereal disease was contracted on his latest tour.
2003-01-16 07:19:15 PM  
And the universe imploded from the sheer stupidity of the thousands who went to see this "concert."
2003-01-16 08:02:46 PM  
This is a logical pairing--two performers whose appeal was largely based on their having been teenagers, and whose success was largely based on having a huge, gullible, teenage-girl audience.

Unfortunately for both of them, they have grown up, as has their $audience$.

The Backstreet Boys or The Bay City Rollers can explain this to you further if I've not made sense.
2003-01-16 08:38:29 PM  
Did someone say cat fight?

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2003-01-16 09:24:47 PM  
Oh, he's only doing this to piss Britney off.
2003-01-16 09:24:49 PM  
Great. I cant wait to shell out $100 for the "Whore & Homo" tour.
2003-01-16 09:24:54 PM  
That Timberlake sure is dirrty...

I have nothing.
2003-01-16 09:26:28 PM  
After this post, I really honestly believe Christina Hates Britney. Maybe there could be a photoshop out of this? That could be the only positive thing that could ever come from both those whores.
2003-01-16 09:28:51 PM  

"Less filling..."
"Great Taste!!!"
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2003-01-16 09:29:43 PM  
I already heard this info, and I didn't care then. . now its just old, and annoying. And thats one tour I'd never want to see. Give me Bob Dylan!
2003-01-16 09:33:03 PM  
perhaps "give me bob dylan's head on a stick".

i'd pay 75 bucks to see that.
2003-01-16 09:35:20 PM  
I heard somewhere recently that Christina has something like 15 body piercings and only six above the neck.

One nipple is confirmed, and she says the navel is "too overdone".

The mind boggles.
2003-01-16 09:36:04 PM  
There hasn't been such a pairing of talent since Milli met Vanilli.
2003-01-16 09:38:00 PM  
I can't wait to see the pictures!


Not really..who cares?
2003-01-16 09:38:08 PM  
i care
2003-01-16 09:38:47 PM  
Veritas - that is true. 15 in total. Scary. I dont even want to think about her, let alone THOSE kinda piercings.
2003-01-16 09:39:42 PM  
After watching Timberlake's videos I honestly think he may be one of the four horsemen of the apocolypse. Now it appears he will come riding out of Christina's gigantic gaping hole between her legs.
2003-01-16 09:40:25 PM  
how about that Aloha Airlines popup?
much more entertaining.
2003-01-16 09:41:15 PM  
what about the kids....
2003-01-16 09:46:13 PM  
The Skanker & The Wanker Tour
2003-01-16 09:48:04 PM  
Did someone say homo?
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2003-01-16 09:49:44 PM  

Aww, why not? *L* I'm quite curious.

I'd still hit it. And finding those piercings would keep me entertained for hours, I reckon.

I like her better in this dirrrty phase. *heh*
2003-01-16 09:50:38 PM  
Dear Baby Jesus,

Please make their tour bus and or plane crash and kill them and only them. Save the roadies and managers and people who are just making a buck off of them, but please kill them.

In all that is holy in your name. Amen.
2003-01-16 09:51:29 PM  

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2003-01-16 09:51:51 PM  
Who gives a rats ass......
2003-01-16 09:52:50 PM  
I'm glad that i'm not the only one who think She looks like Dee Snider. Not as much now though...
2003-01-16 09:53:17 PM  
At least timberlake looks like a real man, in that image. The rest of the times he looks like a babyfaced pussy.
With a little voice, and a dick to match probably.

Take your britney sob story elsewhere. You should've had plenty of foresight as to what a whore she was, and could be, now you just look like a dumb lump of for-skin.

Now, unless he and christina get naked and hump in bits of robbie williams (via rock dj) I don't give a flying rat turd.
It's bad enough that enough people care about the three of them to keep them well funded and in business (at least justin and christina haven't made movies worth less than buttwipe) but that there is enough of an audience in Fark is simply confounding.

/sarcasm hypocrisy bullit2dasqul.
2003-01-16 09:56:15 PM  
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2003-01-16 09:58:46 PM  
I'm friends with Christinas ob/gyn. I hear it's notpretty.

nsfw and going to hell
2003-01-16 10:00:37 PM  
Thank you God.
2003-01-16 10:02:12 PM  
Speaking of homo, Irascible, it appears you're going to Hell, and a gay bar as well....
2003-01-16 10:02:13 PM  
Justin Timberlake in 40 years:

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2003-01-16 10:07:07 PM  
Speaking of homo, Irascible, it appears you're going to Hell, and a gay bar as well....

Warmer than Wisconsin and they serve liquor, not a bad deal if you ask me...
2003-01-16 10:08:15 PM  
It's just as in the prophecies! The End soon comes!
2003-01-16 10:13:03 PM  
Where the hell are you getting this stuff and why are you sharing it with us?

/vomits in nearest trashcan
2003-01-16 10:13:51 PM  
Faxinator now THAT's funny...
2003-01-16 10:14:09 PM  
Justin: "I hit it, and it, and then I had gay butt sex with Jacko"
2003-01-16 10:16:26 PM  
I'm not a fan of either, but for Justin's sake I hope he wears a body condom anytime he comes within 50 feet of Christina. Who know what she's carrying?
2003-01-16 10:23:16 PM  
I don't know MisterPickles. Guess I'm in one of thos funky, gross out, weird moods. Kind of like seeing a car wreck and not being able to take your eyes off it.

I'll be a good Irascible...no more nasty photos...(tonight that is..)
2003-01-16 10:24:37 PM  
A-L-O-H-A... c'mon everybody, sing!
2003-01-16 10:25:43 PM  
Yerah, because my mom is all pissed at you giving out those pictures and not paying her and all.

/joking for those who don't know
2003-01-16 10:36:34 PM  
Looks like Justin is trying to do the young pop start chick sex tour. First Britney, then onto Christina, maybe a little bit of Shakira and finishing it all up with Pink.
2003-01-16 10:37:42 PM  
I find this news to be...
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2003-01-16 10:37:45 PM  
You forgot Jessica Simpson damn it!
2003-01-16 10:40:12 PM  
Out of all the fake pop stars, I think Christina *looks* the fakest. In some of those pictures, you can't tell if it's a human, or a detailed mannequin. Not appealing for me to tap at all. And you just know going down on her must be like taking a trip to the Grand Canyon by now, anyway.

Out of who *sounds* the fakest, it's Britney, hands down. She sucks at singing, period. Anybody who cannot tell she's almost exclusively adlibbing over a pre-recorded, studio-enhanced track of her voice should lummet themselves over a bridge. Of course, that'd kill off 75% of our teenage population.
2003-01-16 10:40:41 PM  
-[Faxinator: that stuff is hella hep. omg. i love the dee snider one.]-

-[i had a really great christina agulaira joke for you all, but I forgot it[] anyhow- i think the fox's next celeb boxing *cough* pathetic attempt to raise ratings *cough* should be tramp vs. tramp. great. on second thought, who wants to give them more air time. scratch that idea. oh well. whatever. nevermind. they should give the time to that attempted robber that dropped the money vs. that german robber a couple weeks ago that forgot to cut holes in his mask and proceded to 'feel' his way around the bank. now that would be interesting.]-

-[living dead girl]-
2003-01-16 10:42:53 PM  
i'd go watch them perform.. justin's cd has some good stuff on it imho.
im sure she'd be a blast to watch on the stage too.. and since she does have a good voice and he has presence.. im sure it would be a good time had by all attendees.

so much dislike for them.. oh well. to each their own.
wil [TotalFark]
2003-01-16 10:45:18 PM  
I'd just like to take a moment and point out that both of these pop stars are PEOPLE. All you farkers who are so busy attacking them, what exactly have they done to you? I forgot.

That is all. Sorry to interrupt.
2003-01-16 10:52:56 PM  
He's got more makeup.
She's got nicer boobies.

Still, for everyone hacking on her, I wouldn't mind a nice quiet afternoon on a private beach with her, no goofy make up, just a nice bikini...
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