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(Cosmo)   What men think of when they see a woman naked: "me like boobies"   ( cosmo.women.com) divider line
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5836 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Aug 2001 at 1:28 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-28 01:32:50 PM  
One night, Judy summoned the nerve to let Don see her naked - above the waist. "You have the most beautiful shoulders," Don murmured reverently.

I think Don is a closet homosexual, and Judy is in denial.
2001-08-28 01:35:59 PM  
What was the point of that article?
2001-08-28 01:36:05 PM  
Keep reading Poopyone.
2001-08-28 01:36:09 PM  
ummm, duh?
2001-08-28 01:36:21 PM  
me like boobies
2001-08-28 01:39:15 PM  
The point was to try and convince women that men don't have high expectations regarding women's bodies.
2001-08-28 01:40:38 PM  
Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum
Hooters, hooters, on a girl thats dumb.
- Al Bundy
2001-08-28 01:46:07 PM  
"...pubic hair like the green on a par four."

What a flawed analogy. The greens on par fours shouldn't be any different than the greens on par fives or threes. Now, if you're talking country clubs verses muni courses...
2001-08-28 01:48:12 PM  
Cosmo has to now convince women not to have low self esteem when their magazine and others have all these ads with "perfect" looking models. Cosmo is a ad rag, that's all. No need to try and complicate a man's sex drive. Naked woman in my bed = good.
2001-08-28 01:53:30 PM  
Once again, Cosmo writers plagarize the other women's magazine, Duh.

I am now dumber for having wasted my time. And here I am weighing in on this article, further making me dumber.
2001-08-28 01:59:00 PM  
"They've been married for about 400 years, and Judy still tells this story at dinner parties. 'My tits!' she shrieks. 'He didn't mention my tits!'"

well duh, 400 year old boobies be nasty.
2001-08-28 02:00:21 PM  
What men think of when they see a woman naked
All a matter of perspective...

Angelina Jolie: Me want now!

Rosie O'Donnell: Kill me now!
2001-08-28 02:06:07 PM  
wondering if it's time to bring out Mr. Happy

Is that really the best they could come up with?

I think the writers at cosmo need to check out viz' profanisaurus.
2001-08-28 02:16:35 PM  
How to impress a man: Show up naked; bring beer -

This is the punch line of a joke, but its the only important part...
2001-08-28 02:17:05 PM  
Thanks for clearing that up, Baron.
I thought that was quite obvious, though. Perhaps not.
2001-08-28 02:21:18 PM  
Meaty Beaty Big & Bouncy.
2001-08-28 03:03:11 PM  
what?!?!? no pics, I like shoulders too.
2001-08-28 03:10:36 PM  
Zski128: Wouldn't that be Kelly?
2001-08-28 03:17:57 PM  
Dahaka: Sorry, I didn't realize you meant the point of that article existing.
2001-08-28 03:25:20 PM  
Never a more appropriate use of the OBVIOUS tag than this article.
2001-08-28 03:41:23 PM  
Hey the line worked, didn't it. Shoulders BTW are important too. I find women with narrow shoulders to be very unattractive.
2001-08-28 03:51:40 PM  
Pbsaurus - you ought to hang out at the local roller derby rink - plenty of wide-shouldered gals there. J/K

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-28 04:22:42 PM  
We have a roller derby rink in the South Bay? Where?
2001-08-28 05:06:54 PM  
I thought most men thought "don't cum yet, don't cum yet, oh, don't cum yet, oh dammit."
2001-08-28 05:46:07 PM  
It's not necessarily the breasts its the nips.
even better if areoli are visible too!!!
2001-08-28 05:49:15 PM  
I'm shocked that they mentioned John Locke in a Cosmo article. What's next, Ayn Rand in Tiger Beat?
2001-08-28 06:19:00 PM  
I wonder if Cosmo ever published a "What Women Think When They See Men Naked" article? I can tell you a few things that have crossed my mind when I see men naked.
For example:
How farking weird, it's curved.
Damn, I thought tall meant hung.
Great ass!
Oh my farking god, does he feed that thing small children?
That has got to be the smallest d*ck I've ever seen.

Just a little honest sharing folks....
2001-08-28 06:34:35 PM  
It's all about the boobs.

My boyfriend and I have been dating for a while, and he doesn't even know I have a face. He can't get past the boobs, lol. :)
2001-08-28 07:35:18 PM  
booies are magnificent and as men we are primarily and primally attracted to them. yum.
Butthatisbecausetheyarebeautifulandsymbolicofthewonderthatiswomankind weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2001-08-28 07:39:13 PM  
I'd find this article extremely insulting if I was a woman. It'd be telling me I'm an ignorant boob that doesn't know how to see past glass.
2001-08-28 10:06:50 PM  
Luckily for Cosmo, 99% of thier readers happen to be ignorant boobs who don't know how to see past glass. That's why they must turn to Cosmo for 'guidance'. Otherwise, why would they need to be told, look, here's a hint, straight men LIKE having sex with women.
2001-08-28 10:45:14 PM  
Big boobies are a turn off, those just don't look natural. Stretch marks, not bouncy, yuck!

Firm size C boobies should be what all men look forward to. Yumm...
2001-08-28 11:37:46 PM  
It doesnt matter whether you mention the tits or shoulders or look at the ceiling instead, she'll find a way to be unhappy no matter what if she feels like it, or the opposite, or whatever, logic has no place in all of this. If she finds you cute she will like your personality, etc.
2001-08-29 10:38:36 AM  
Have you read drenth's post? And you wonder why? Well,
Men's nipples... on the other hand. I don't like guys' personalities if I think they're cute. It's more the other way round. That's why chicks take guys opinions of their bodies so personally.
2001-08-29 03:32:03 PM  
Borla, you are definitely not a woman. That stuff permeates into your brain. I have only the free channels on TV (in excange for DSL) and they had an aging ad on in the middle of Oprah (my roommate watches it religiously), and then right after Oprah interviewed a woman who realized that when you get old, that's what you are supposed to do - age. The message is there, and it's almost ingrained.
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