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2001-08-28 10:55:14 AM  
the link didnt work for me
2001-08-28 11:02:43 AM  
These Farking pages NEVER work.... Stop posting from them... Get all anticipatory and then... ploof... nuthin'...
2001-08-28 11:09:51 AM  
i was hoping drew didnt mess up the whole damn page again, but he didnt, its just this link. i guess i'll have to visit obscure store later. :(
2001-08-28 11:10:19 AM  
Go to headlines and choose this story...
'That was quite the birthday present'
2001-08-28 11:14:09 AM  
He should have dipped his nuts more quickly. This prevents such things.
2001-08-28 11:17:21 AM  
The link I submited works :)
2001-08-28 11:19:32 AM  
Gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife.
Gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife.
2001-08-28 11:22:00 AM  
2001-08-28 11:24:16 AM  
Never argue with your package exposed.
2001-08-28 11:30:22 AM  
2001-08-28 11:31:01 AM  
the link worked for me. the first line: "It's a story few men can hear without scrunching their faces, crossing their legs and gasping"
I read that, and I thought 'aw, it's just a news story. I can handle it. I won't react like that... I've got a strong will."
but then I read the story. I found myself short of breath, my groin spasmed, and a look of concern and/or pain covered my face. I didn't cross my legs though!

It's actually quite amazing how one doesn't even have to see it, or anything... just reading about it arouses a physical reaction.

good lord. what a scary story.

2001-08-28 11:34:52 AM  

Happy Birthday Dear...
2001-08-28 11:38:28 AM  
Link worked for me, but since it didn't for some:

'That was quite the birthday present'

Tuesday, August 28, 2001
It's a story few men can hear without scrunching their faces, crossing their legs and gasping.
A man from Pickering, east of Toronto, fresh from his 46th birthday party with friends, returned home to meet his live-in girlfriend around 3 a.m. yesterday. But, according to police, his night was far from over.
The two began to fight, said Sergeant Paul Malik of Durham Regional Police. During the fight the woman got a hold of her partner's testicles and yanked so hard she tore them from his scrotum.
"Last we heard, last night he was at Pickering Ajax Hospital waiting for surgery to have them put back in," Sgt. Malik said. "That was quite the birthday present he got."
The woman, who was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, was in court for a bail hearing yesterday. The hearing was stayed until today. The extent of the damage was unclear and there was no word last night on how successful the surgery had been.
Police are withholding the woman's name to protect the identity of her partner.
An injury such as this is very rare, especially at the bare hands of another person, said Philip Klotz, a urologist at St. Michael's Hospital in Toronto.
"It must have been one hell of a pull," Dr. Klotz said. "I've heard of the slicing off of a penis but the pulling out or off of testicles by a spouse or a human is pretty uncommon. I've never seen one and I've been in practice for 50 years."
Perhaps the most famous case of a woman attacking her partner's manhood is that of Lorena Bobbitt who, in 1993, was charged with cutting off her husband John Wayne Bobbitt's penis and throwing it into a field.
A Virginia jury found her not guilty of malicious wounding by reason of temporary insanity in 1994. Doctors were able to reattach Mr. Bobbitt's penis and he has since gone on to star in an adult film.
The lasting results of injury to the scrotum or testicles depends largely on how much damage was done, Dr. Klotz said.
"If the testicles are pulled right off then it's goodbye Charlie, they're gone. He's not going to have any testicles," he said. "If, on the other hand, the scrotum was pulled off -- that's the bag that holds the testicles -- and the testicles are intact then its not a big deal to sew the scrotum back on, depending on how badly it was wrenched off."
But, Dr. Klotz said, if the scrotum were to be torn off, the skin would die very quickly.
"What would happen then is, he would be operated on and the testicles would be put into the thigh temporarily while the scrotal area heals and then, depending on how much of the scrotum is left, they can be transplanted back up and covered over with a [skin] graft or something like that.
"If it was just torn it would be a matter of sewing it back up."
Dr. Klotz said injuries to the scrotum, while not at all common, usually happen around machinery.
"If it got caught in some machinery and avulsed [torn off], then, depending on how much damage was done, if there is enough skin left living, it could be sewn back up."
While the technology may exist to reattach a testicle, Dr. Klotz said, he has never heard of a successful case.
Spats between partners have led to male-genital injuries in Canada before, but most of them involve the penis.
In November, a woman in Scarborough, east of Toronto, was charged with aggravated assault and assault with a weapon after she partly severed her boyfriend's penis with a knife because, according to police, she thought he was cheating on her.
In 1999, a Winnipeg man was sentenced to 11 years in prison for severing another man's penis with a serrated kitchen knife. At trial it came out that the accused believed the victim was having an affair with his girlfriend. The sentence was reduced to eight years on appeal.
A Vancouver woman was given a two-year conditional sentence after she was convicted of cutting of her husband's penis with a meat cleaver in 1997. According to reports, the woman did it to stop her husband from having an affair.
In 1992, a 48-year-old Mississauga woman was acquitted of drugging her unfaithful husband and cutting off his penis while he slept.
Copyright © 2001 Globe Interactive, a division of Bell Globemedia Publishing Inc.
2001-08-28 11:39:29 AM  
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2001-08-28 11:40:41 AM  
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2001-08-28 11:53:50 AM  
Dr. Klotz said injuries to the scrotum, while not at all common, usually happen around machinery.
Yeah, on the assembly line at the Akron Firestone Plant where clothing is optional
2001-08-28 11:55:48 AM  
hey I live in Winnipeg, I wonder if I know the guy without a penis.
2001-08-28 12:02:50 PM  
Shermania: I live in Orlando, and certainly don't know the guy. But I sure as hell heard him when it happened!
2001-08-28 12:05:13 PM  
the pulling out or off of testicles by a spouse or a human

Ummkay, so they are implying that she wasn't a human? What, was she a goddamn cow?

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-28 12:05:56 PM  
A whole new meaning to the term "getting sacked."
2001-08-28 12:10:09 PM  
2001-08-28 12:10:09 PM  
I guess she jerked him off eh?
2001-08-28 12:16:50 PM  
Read the stuff at the bottom:

Is it just me, or do Canadian women render more than their fair share of male genital assaults?

So much for that stereotype about Canadians being so polite.
2001-08-28 12:22:47 PM  
"If the testicles are pulled right off then it's goodbye Charlie, they're gone. He's not going to have any testicles,"

That sums it all up.
2001-08-28 12:31:17 PM  
All about beheading? This lady needs a one way ticket to Saudi Arabia.
2001-08-28 12:35:23 PM  
Monkey Steals a Peach, Advanced Technique.
2001-08-28 12:35:25 PM  
I think I'll start looking for a codpiece on ebay...
2001-08-28 12:42:41 PM  
Differences between the sexes (with apologies to some anonymous text file that floated my way a few years ago)

When a guy on TV gets kicked in the nuts, the woman says "Ow! That must've hurt."

The guy *FEELS* the pain.
2001-08-28 12:44:16 PM  
I promise to not ever piss off my gf or any future gf/wives. If I do, I'll be certain to have pants on.
2001-08-28 12:45:39 PM  
Word: Neuticles

2001-08-28 12:55:04 PM  
Batcar01 thanks for reminding me of the humor that is a codpiece. Now i can't stop thinking about that Black Adder episode where Blackadder becomes the Archbishop of Canterberry.
2001-08-28 12:58:41 PM  
So don't screw around. Keep it in your pants, boys, and everything will be ok.
2001-08-28 01:01:49 PM  
If they graft the skin from his ears, then he could hear himself *CENSORED*.

2001-08-28 01:06:41 PM  
Thats just not right......
2001-08-28 01:20:18 PM  
In 1992, a 48-year-old Mississauga woman was acquitted of drugging her unfaithful husband and cutting off his penis while he slept.

Hmmm.... I would think this crime would be pretty obvious. I wonder how she got off?
Defense must have come up with a different theory of the crime. Someone snuck in, slipped the guy something, then stole his penis.
2001-08-28 01:24:05 PM  
Maybe it's detachable, a la King Missle.
2001-08-28 01:30:03 PM  
He could always be a stunt double for Neutered Man in an Orgazmo sequel. On a side note he went to the hospital I was born at.
2001-08-28 01:32:07 PM  
my question is, how many fights between partners happen when one or more of them is naked?
2001-08-28 01:35:58 PM  
She was mad cause he was out having a ball, so she had two.

He came home drunk, but soon thereafter, he was de-stoned.

She stole the jewels.

This whole thing is nuts.

She got his rocks off.
2001-08-28 01:49:58 PM  
ok, now I'm gonna be a typical guy here.

She rips his nads of of their sack and she only gets aggravated assault? What the fark is that? That the second cruelest thing you can do to a guy (the first would be to dismemeber it so that it could still get up, but make sex and jerking off impossible), and she gets aggravated assault. Hell be kind and kill him. I don't care if he is the biggest asshole in the world, that's just not something you don't do.
2001-08-28 01:51:12 PM  
damn distractions, last sentence should read either

that's just something you don't do, or
that's just not something you do.
2001-08-28 02:28:51 PM  
I heard she was going to rip off the scrotum and sew herself a cute little change purse
2001-08-28 02:30:41 PM  

The "Pickering Ajax Hospital"

Guess they don't use Comet there...
2001-08-28 02:33:37 PM  
Nutdip, maybe it's just me, but what's funny about that?

Maybe it's also the fact that I live right next to Ajax...
2001-08-28 02:36:32 PM  
If I were a guy I wouldn't want a doctor named Dr. Klotz working on the family jewels. Then again, I'm not a guy. Or Canadian for that matter.
2001-08-28 02:47:51 PM  
what the fark? this quote "If the testicles are pulled right off then it's goodbye Charlie, they're gone. He's not going to have any testicles" hmm what a medical explaination...
2001-08-28 02:51:15 PM  
I am so glad there are no pictures here.
2001-08-28 03:09:30 PM  
oh my God.... this is insane. it took my 2 trys to finish the article... That smarts, baby

why was he swinging 'em at her in the first place?
taunting her with his nut sack?????
2001-08-28 03:10:18 PM  
i agree with blackvampyre
why don't women understand that genital damage to a man is as serious as rape is to a woman

going for the gonads, in the context of a fight, indicates an escalation to lethality

unless the woman's life was in jeopardy, or she was about to be raped, she should be slapped with some very serious criminal charges

no its not funny, either crotch-kicking scenes in movies are sometimes intended to cause laughter - that's just sick
2001-08-28 03:33:42 PM  
(in Bruce Campbell voice) That's gotta hurt!
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