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(BBC)   Stone Age mound damaged by New Age dumbass.   ( news.bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2001-08-28 10:58:11 AM  
Throw hte pricks in jail. Won't be so funny ruining something so important when they are a biatch to bubba.
2001-08-28 11:05:34 AM  
FifthColumn: I agree.

"There's power eminating from the hole in my ass!"

"No, that's just my enormous cock."
2001-08-28 11:09:54 AM  
The only reason I post is because I liked the farker tag line. lmao. Nicely done.
2001-08-28 11:11:47 AM  
Too bad the UFO's didn't abduct these people.
2001-08-28 11:11:49 AM  
I don't know what everyone is so upset about... that's OBVIOUSLY an alien power source! To paraphrase Dr. Peter Venkman, no human being would pile dirt that way.
2001-08-28 11:13:05 AM  
Once again, fb- has exclusive photo's of not one, but TWO of the stone age men found in the mountain. Don't let the government cover up their find!

[image from littlewhitedog.com too old to be available]
2001-08-28 11:14:15 AM  
Did you say men??
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-08-28 11:17:28 AM  
nope,those have to be women..
2001-08-28 11:20:27 AM  
Fb- : OMFG! I said that very thing to my wife when we saw the movie Saturday. They look virtually identical. Except maybe the monkey's better looking.
2001-08-28 11:26:55 AM  
and I'd rather have the monkey babysit my kid!
2001-08-28 11:46:53 AM  
And the actor in the monkey make up still probably has less of it on than M.J.
2001-08-28 11:49:09 AM  
Rage thank you. Thank you veddy much.
2001-08-28 12:33:53 PM  
I hate these crystal-powered fxxnutz.
2001-08-28 12:35:08 PM  
Aldrydd- Is Dr. Peter Venkmen from SCTV??? Just sounds so familiar, but i can't place the reference.
2001-08-28 12:40:28 PM  

Dr. Peter Venkman and his esteemed colleagues, Dr. Raymond Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler and Winston Zeddemore are perhaps better known as the Ghostbusters.. :)
2001-08-28 01:04:12 PM  
"New Age dumbass" is repetitive and redundant.
2001-08-28 01:11:07 PM  
Thanks Jinkeez :)
2001-08-28 01:49:06 PM  
<Redneck> Damn hippies! They were probably smooching in that hole... They had better keep off of my lawn. My friends Smith and Wesson don't like them, either.
2001-08-28 02:45:52 PM  
I'd lump these people in the category I lump cosplayers and furries-farking,farking,farking stupid(especially the furries,though).

Bet I know where these assclowns' crystals are...
2001-08-28 04:06:05 PM  
I just can't get that worked up about a mound.
2001-08-28 04:18:18 PM  
calm down its just a mound.
a big old pile of dirt.
2001-08-28 08:29:56 PM  
That is a very female actress in that monkey-makeup.
And she is 'a stone fox' under all that.
2001-08-28 11:48:02 PM  
"Included is a photo of a burn mark on a mobile phone carried by one of the climbers, apparently caused by intense heat on his climb up the mound - evidence, they infer, of the power emanating from the hill. "
$20 says the idiot had it clipped to his pants or something and it got rope burn.
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