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(Some Guy)   This open letter to Barack Obama calls for the immediate end to the 61-year truth embargo on formal acknowledgement of the extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race   (opednews.com) divider line
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2008-11-29 01:13:19 PM  
Written by John Podesta?

I want to bereave.
 
2008-11-29 01:52:06 PM  
I guess announcing aliens are here would be par for the course. I want to know who was on the grassy knoll.
 
2008-11-29 02:07:38 PM  
Uh, yeah...

So... just who the hell is this Stephen Batsh*tt person, anyway?
 
2008-11-29 02:08:11 PM  
Conspiracy Kitty was onto this years ago.

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2008-11-29 02:16:25 PM  
Alien life certainly exists.

It has just as certainly never been here, unless you count Ann Coulter. :)
 
2008-11-29 02:22:53 PM  
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/hot linked
 
2008-11-29 02:25:52 PM  
Farkers, prepare your tinfoil hats!
 
2008-11-29 02:26:35 PM  
We are not amused.

/V is for Victory
 
2008-11-29 02:27:06 PM  

damageddude: /hot linked


Love that episode.
 
2008-11-29 02:28:28 PM  
You had me at truth embargo ....
 
2008-11-29 02:37:20 PM  
If that's the case, why don't we have flying cars yet?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2008-11-29 02:38:24 PM  
Promises of "change" or not, I bet the Obama administration doesn't have the guts to end the embargo.
 
2008-11-29 02:44:11 PM  
He's already admited to being born on Krypton. Obama IS the alien.
 
2008-11-29 02:45:44 PM  

ZAZ: Promises of "change" or not, I bet the Obama administration doesn't have the guts to end the embargo.


It's not guts. As a parroting puppet of the fourth-dimensional lizard people, answerable only to the Illuminati, Obama doesn't dare to lift the corner of this tissue of lies and expose even a hint of the real truth here.
 
2008-11-29 02:49:36 PM  
Ok fine, this has gone on long enough. You want to know? I'll tell ya.
 
2008-11-29 02:51:25 PM  
And that's why you should be saving your bodily fluids in jars. Hey the moderators erased most of my post making me look like an idiot.
 
2008-11-29 03:06:04 PM  
It's a streetlight
 
2008-11-29 03:16:40 PM  

Ace Frehley's Ghost: It's a streetlight


What if they declassified the definitive report and that was all it said? One page. Printed in 24 font in the middle with nothing but a period at the end.

That would be awesome.
 
2008-11-29 03:25:18 PM  

Howie Spankowitz: Ace Frehley's Ghost: It's a streetlight

What if they declassified the definitive report and that was all it said? One page. Printed in 24 font in the middle with nothing but a period at the end.

That would be awesome.


Obama could enslave the white race for all I care; I would still vote for his second term based on this alone.
 
2008-11-29 03:27:11 PM  
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2008-11-29 04:08:43 PM  
Will be ignored by the President, considering Obama is obviously an ET.
 
2008-11-29 04:20:01 PM  

Makh: And that's why you should be saving your bodily fluids in jars. Hey the moderators U.S. Government Operatives (really the grays) erased most of my post making me look like an idiot.


FTFY
 
2008-11-29 05:23:54 PM  
Hey guys. I actually wrote the linked letter as part of an ongoing effort to discredit those who seek the truth by making them look crazy.

Now, hold still while I give you all Morgellons through the internet.
 
2008-11-29 05:44:36 PM  
the flying triangles (new window)
 
2008-11-29 05:56:21 PM  

muck4doo: He's already never admited(sic) to being born on Krypton in Kenya. Obama IS the alien.


ftfy
 
2008-11-29 05:56:23 PM  
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2008-11-29 05:56:52 PM  
This thread will be quarantined by the Majestic-12 Sterilization Team. Please do not flinch from the bright, capitvating light coming from your monitor. Please follow the man in black coming through your front door.
 
2008-11-29 05:57:05 PM  
Did anyone tell him that this was a British newspaper?
 
2008-11-29 05:58:02 PM  
I thought the question of an extraterrestrial presence on Earth was adequately addressed during the campaign.

Did I type "addressed"? I meant to type "proven".

Sarah Palin, go home!

John McCain, call it a night and go to bed!

It's over!

Ron Paul.

You don't need a punchline if you end on "Ron Paul". He's the Ralph Nader of the XXIst century.
 
2008-11-29 06:01:03 PM  
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/keeping an eye out for them alien folk
 
2008-11-29 06:03:15 PM  
We miss you Carl Sagan.

Is there anyone out there picking up his slack?
 
2008-11-29 06:04:55 PM  
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I want to believe
 
2008-11-29 06:08:04 PM  
Obambi will surrender to anyone, anywhere, anytime.
 
2008-11-29 06:09:25 PM  

nostudme: Obambi will surrender to anyone, anywhere, anytime.


I live with my mom -- might have been 2-4/10, but use of "obambi" (where in the fark did that come from?) pretty much killed it. you might as well have worked a "libtard" in there for all the impact it had.
 
2008-11-29 06:09:33 PM  

vertigo4: We miss you Carl Sagan.

Is there anyone out there picking up his slack?


Lots of excellent science educators out there. Some in here, even: Phil Plait is the Bad Astronomer.
 
2008-11-29 06:12:16 PM  

pxlboy: nostudme: Obambi will surrender to anyone, anywhere, anytime.

I live with my mom -- might have been 2-4/10, but use of "obambi" (where in the fark did that come from?) pretty much killed it. you might as well have worked a "libtard" in there for all the impact it had.


'Obambi' came from the Hillary fans, if I recall. Specifically hillaryis44. I have *no* idea what it's supposed to mean, however.
 
2008-11-29 06:12:23 PM  

muck4doo: He's already admited to being born on Krypton. Obama IS the alien.


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Kneel Before Zod! (new window)


/hotlink
 
2008-11-29 06:14:57 PM  
Why is it okay to make fun of people who believe in aliens but not okay to make fun of people who believe in gods?

If I had to choose one as more believable, I'd go with the aliens.
 
2008-11-29 06:15:47 PM  

Philbb: This Post Deleted Pursuant to Trilateral Commission Bylaw § 5 NDSchG


The Triumvirate is by far the tastiest shadow government.

/Those wee beady eyes.
 
2008-11-29 06:17:08 PM  

LordJiro: pxlboy: nostudme: Obambi will surrender to anyone, anywhere, anytime.

I live with my mom -- might have been 2-4/10, but use of "obambi" (where in the fark did that come from?) pretty much killed it. you might as well have worked a "libtard" in there for all the impact it had.

'Obambi' came from the Hillary fans, if I recall. Specifically hillaryis44. I have *no* idea what it's supposed to mean, however.


interesting.
 
2008-11-29 06:17:11 PM  
If there was some sort of secret government conspiracy about aliens that various secret agencies had, they certainly wouldn't tell some elected guy who's only in for four or possibly eight years, unless they absolutely had to.

No, this isn't doublethink, this is common sense. The people who run the no such agency, they're not idiots.
 
2008-11-29 06:18:38 PM  
George Bush is one of the Repitilian Shapeshifters from Uranus.
 
2008-11-29 06:19:04 PM  
We categorically deny any involvement in this matter. Fnord.
 
2008-11-29 06:20:07 PM  

LordJiro: 'Obambi' came from the Hillary fans, if I recall. Specifically hillaryis44. I have *no* idea what it's supposed to mean, however.


I think it's because he's so young and tender, or something.
 
2008-11-29 06:20:28 PM  

co-conspirator: vertigo4: We miss you Carl Sagan.

Is there anyone out there picking up his slack?

Lots of excellent science educators out there. Some in here, even: Phil Plait is the Bad Astronomer.


George Smoot is another good one. Although when speaking he assumes you have been keeping up on cosmology almost as much as he has.

I highly recommend watching this.
 
2008-11-29 06:20:31 PM  

starsrift: If there was some sort of secret government conspiracy about aliens that various secret agencies had, they certainly wouldn't tell some elected guy who's only in for four or possibly eight years, unless they absolutely had to.

No, this isn't doublethink, this is common sense. The people who run the no such agency, they're not idiots.


As I recall, Clinton went to the head of the CIA during his first term and asked to be briefed on the whatever info they had on UFO phenomenon. He was laughed at.
 
2008-11-29 06:23:27 PM  

No One Likes a Know-It-All: Philbb: This Post Deleted Pursuant to Trilateral Commission Bylaw § 5 NDSchG

The Triumvirate is by far the tastiest shadow government.

/Those wee beady eyes.


Yeah, yeah, I'm an idiot. I meant Pentavirate.
 
2008-11-29 06:24:34 PM  

EwoksSuck: George Bush is one of the Repitilian Shapeshifters from Uranus.


How dare you. There are no shapeshifters in my anus!
 
2008-11-29 06:26:35 PM  

No One Likes a Know-It-All: Yeah, yeah, I'm an idiot.


You're not an idiot. You've just succumbed to the addictive chemical the Colonel puts in his chicken to make you crave it fortnightly.
 
2008-11-29 06:27:13 PM  
i hope that if we ever do come into contact with alien life, its like the ones from Alien and not some piece of shiat grey or whatever they want to call them. i wanna see acid spit and chest bursters dammit.
 
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