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(NYPost)   Finally, proof of God's existence: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut   (observer.com) divider line
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2008-11-25 11:25:13 AM  
The amount of wire it took must have come on one of those spools that doubles as a backyard table.
 
2008-11-25 11:25:30 AM  
Now that's change I can believe in.
 
2008-11-25 11:28:22 AM  
Oh, the justice.

Great headline, subby.
 
2008-11-25 11:30:07 AM  
The horse must have kicked.
 
2008-11-25 11:30:14 AM  
I just went from atheist to born again christian.
 
2008-11-25 11:30:44 AM  
So what was she hit in the face with?
 
2008-11-25 11:33:32 AM  
Can she still blog? What will it cost to have her fingers broken too?
 
2008-11-25 11:34:18 AM  
 
2008-11-25 11:34:38 AM  
unfortunately, this won't stop her from talking out of her ass.
 
2008-11-25 11:35:05 AM  

Crown_of_Shoes: So what was she hit in the face with?


She failed to make several installments on a particularly expensive surgery she had a few years ago. Predictably, the practice sent out a couple of "heavies" to teach her a lesson.
 
2008-11-25 11:36:01 AM  

BKITU: The amount of wire it took must have come on one of those spools that doubles as a backyard table.


It was surplus left over from the last time they refurbished the Golden Gate Bridge.
 
2008-11-25 11:36:41 AM  
She finally stuck her hoof in her mouth one too many times.

*does the Schadenfreude Shuffle*
 
2008-11-25 11:36:51 AM  

Crown_of_Shoes: So what was she hit in the face with?


"Face"? Oh, you mean that thing hanging there on the front of her skull. I guess that's technically what it is.

Now, if we can just arrange to have Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly meet similar fates, the average I.Q. of the whole country will go up 3 or 4 points for a few weeks.
 
2008-11-25 11:37:11 AM  
Now she'll just spend more time writing, which is just as bad.
 
2008-11-25 11:37:50 AM  

Crown_of_Shoes: So what was she hit in the face with?


Common sense, hopefully.
 
2008-11-25 11:39:06 AM  
Watch out, Mann, you "conservative", bloviating assholes LOVE your painkillers.
 
2008-11-25 11:39:49 AM  
I didn't know that was how you treated hoof and mouth disease.
 
2008-11-25 11:41:27 AM  
Are we sure she just didn't unhinge her jaw to swallow some large prey?
 
2008-11-25 11:42:23 AM  
God loves each and every one of us through Jesus. Except that biatch Coulter, she can go DIAF.
 
2008-11-25 11:45:00 AM  

MidnightRepairman: Can she still blog? What will it cost to have her fingers broken too?


Damn you!
 
2008-11-25 11:54:17 AM  
So this is gonna be a political and a religious thread?

/backs slowly out of thread
 
2008-11-25 12:02:27 PM  
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Ann Coulter can kiss my gargoyle.
 
2008-11-25 12:06:38 PM  
Good news, but sadly, all her BS comes out of her ass, not mouth.

Since its wired shut, doesn't that mean that she'll have more time to blog?
 
2008-11-25 12:08:02 PM  
Lot of negative energy in this thread. Like my mom would say "That's someone's son your talking about". A little empathy please.
 
2008-11-25 12:12:38 PM  
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2008-11-25 12:16:37 PM  
Hahahahahha oh this is fierce.
 
2008-11-25 12:22:11 PM  
They could make some more improvements while she's in there...

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Made of sharp knees.


/and then there's the knees
 
2008-11-25 12:25:35 PM  

burndtdan: unfortunately, this won't stop her from talking out of her ass.


Ding! We have a winner!
 
2008-11-25 12:30:34 PM  
This still won't stop her from typing.
 
2008-11-25 12:34:27 PM  

SherKhan: Are we sure she just didn't unhinge her jaw to swallow some large prey?


Made me larf.
 
2008-11-25 12:50:05 PM  

glenlivid: Watch out, Mann, you "conservative", bloviating assholes LOVE your painkillers.


Given that she broke her jaw by suffering "a fall," a substance abuse problem may already exist.
 
2008-11-25 12:57:46 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: glenlivid: Watch out, Mann, you "conservative", bloviating assholes LOVE your painkillers.

Given that she broke her jaw by suffering "a fall," a substance abuse problem may already exist.


Are we sure that it wasn't reality punching her in the face?
 
2008-11-25 01:16:56 PM  
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2008-11-25 01:17:55 PM  
She'll probably just start talking through her teeth like Thurston Howell III.
 
2008-11-25 01:18:31 PM  
THAT although we didn't think it would be pos sible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut . . . THAT the Tel Aviv Hilton was abuzz Saturday with the arrival of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, Jada Pinkett Smith and Jeffrey Katzenberg for the Israeli premiere of "Madagascar 2."


What an informative article. Hell don't even bother linking to it. The headline gives as much information.
 
2008-11-25 01:25:47 PM  
I can think of FAR more interesting ways to keep her from talking. Most involve putting parts of my body in her mouth.
 
2008-11-25 01:32:19 PM  
The problem is her endlessly spewing bile will dissolve those cables in no time at all.
 
2008-11-25 01:52:37 PM  
So what happened?
Did someone slam the toilet seat down while she was getting a drink?
 
2008-11-25 01:58:03 PM  
You're welcome.
 
2008-11-25 02:13:44 PM  

BearToy: So what happened?
Did someone slam the toilet seat down while she was getting a drink?


LOFL
 
2008-11-25 02:35:41 PM  

burndtdan: awfulperson: LOFL

more like

FLOFL


More like O' Riley?
 
2008-11-25 02:36:42 PM  
That or her deal with the Devil has finally expired.
 
2008-11-25 02:36:44 PM  
Oh, is this where I hate on someone because their opinions differ from mine and laugh at any misfortune?

Sweet!
 
2008-11-25 02:36:55 PM  
Now if we can just get the same surgeon to Gorilla Glue Michelle Malkin's lungs...
 
2008-11-25 02:37:15 PM  

ekdikeo4: I can think of FAR more interesting ways to keep her from talking. Most involve putting parts of my body in her mouth.


God, I hope you mean your fist.
 
2008-11-25 02:37:36 PM  

burndtdan: unfortunately, this won't stop her from talking out of her ass.


Thread over, go home.
 
2008-11-25 02:39:02 PM  
This is probably just a cover for the final surgery to complete her 'metamorphosis.'

"And could you shave down my adam's apple while you're at it?"

/subby
 
2008-11-25 02:39:35 PM  
I hope she doesn't start rapping after she recovers.
 
2008-11-25 02:39:58 PM  
Now if something could be done about that damn Nancy Grace.
 
2008-11-25 02:40:17 PM  
Anyone here play the Ann Coulter drinking game? It's virtually identical to the Michelle Malkin version. Every time Ann says liberal, you drink. Every time she says democrat, you drink. Every time she says christian you drink. You can get very drunk in about 10 minutes.

/now what will I do for fun?
 
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