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(retroCrush) Boobies Huge gallery of Marilyn Monroe in various states of undress   ( divider line
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10728 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Aug 2001 at 8:20 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-27 08:31:08 AM  
Thank you what a way to start a day.
2001-08-27 09:04:20 AM  
Hubba hubba
2001-08-27 09:18:09 AM  
" Not too skinny, not too anything. "

-->>Amen. It is rather sad how she ended, but its hard to feel said when you look at photos of her--you just think, like the post above "Hubba Hubba."

Although I do feel sad in one way--I truly wish that she was held as the ideal instead of those way too skinny types that everyone else loves.

50's and even 60's pinnups are the best.
2001-08-27 09:24:22 AM  
I skimmed through and thought that said Marilyn Manson for a second.

[image from too old to be available]
2001-08-27 09:29:41 AM  
This just looks uncomfortable.

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2001-08-27 09:38:47 AM  
One word for the above pic.

2001-08-27 09:44:14 AM  
This is actually a pretty sweet site. Tons of retro chicks on here.
2001-08-27 10:02:31 AM  
Three words for the above pic.

Me so horrrrrny.
2001-08-27 10:12:40 AM  
Marilyn Monroe will always be a super-hot chick. (Take that, all you anorexic super-models)
2001-08-27 10:19:53 AM  
Have to chime in on this one, the woman was absolutely stunning. Sigh...o, for the days when a size 14 was the epitomy of voluptuous.
2001-08-27 10:29:11 AM  
I'm still lusting for Maureen O'Hara
2001-08-27 10:37:51 AM  
Check out the whole retroCRUSH site. Whomever posted this deserves a free beer from every farker.

(Adrienne Barbeau! Yum, yum. Lick, lick. Slurp, slurp.)
2001-08-27 10:43:43 AM  
2001-08-27 10:49:01 AM  
Still one of the best looking women, ever... Beats the shiat outta all these "Rib-Counting, corpse emulating, fark em soft cus the pelvis pone will poke ya back" chicks stumbling about, in an emaciated, edge of death, mal-nurished state of "Am-I-Pretty in my transparency" ignorance.
Oh Norma Jean, if only we coulda cloned ya!
2001-08-27 10:49:55 AM  
one of the funniest things i've ever heard is when Cartman dropped the "Me so horny! Me love you long time!" line.
2001-08-27 10:55:03 AM  
OK fellow Farkers, let's educate the uninititaed among us. (I know the answer so don't worry.)

The "Me so horrrrny.Me love you long time." line came from what movie? (No Gen'X'ers, it wasn't South Park). You have to know this to be even remotely thought of as cool.
2001-08-27 11:06:17 AM  
Answer: Full Metal Jacket
2001-08-27 11:07:15 AM  
Full Metal Jacket.
2001-08-27 11:08:02 AM  
One measly minute, damn it.
2001-08-27 11:09:50 AM  
Nice try though, NCBrit.
2001-08-27 11:13:02 AM  
Yup, Full Metal Jacket, and sampled by 2 Live Crew...

2001-08-27 11:13:16 AM  
Bonus points to anyone that knows where the unusual location for filming was.
2001-08-27 11:14:10 AM  
Probably either the Phillipines or Thailand, they're most often used as stand-ins for Viet Nam.

2001-08-27 11:15:00 AM  
South Carolina?
2001-08-27 11:15:51 AM  
Who can tell me the song that is playing when the hooker arrives on the back of the moped?
2001-08-27 11:16:24 AM  
Actually the in town scenes were filmed on a building site in London's east end.
2001-08-27 11:17:09 AM  
Oh wow! Go figure! It was filmed in England, even the Paris Island parts.
2001-08-27 11:17:58 AM  
Movie was made in England.

Now.... More bonus points for anyone who knows:

- nicknames of the Marines the hooker was speaking to when she said "Me so horny..."

- Song that was playing during this scene Extra points for singers' name)

(Yeah... I know the answers)
2001-08-27 11:19:49 AM  
These boots were made for walking. Nancy Sinatra
2001-08-27 11:20:48 AM  
Song was "These boots are made for walking?" - Nancy Sinatra
2001-08-27 11:21:24 AM  
Correct Albert.

Still waiting for Marines nicknames. (And, if you're really good, what are the real names of the two actors?)
2001-08-27 11:21:27 AM  
Rafterman and Joker, they stole Rafterman's camera...

2001-08-27 11:21:35 AM  
But... Back on the FARKING SUBJECT... No one said it was "Trivia Time" -
Still one of the best looking women, ever... Beats the shiat outta all these "Rib-Counting, corpse emulating, fark em soft cus the pelvis pone will poke ya back" chicks stumbling about, in an emaciated, edge of death, mal-nurished state of "Am-I-Pretty in my transparency" ignorance.
Oh Norma Jean, if only we coulda cloned ya!
2001-08-27 11:22:06 AM  
Matthew Modine is Joker.
2001-08-27 11:22:39 AM  
Correct 3Horn.
(Their real names are?)
2001-08-27 11:22:45 AM  
Matthew Modine & Kevyn Major Howard

(had to look up IMDB for the latter)

2001-08-27 11:23:12 AM  
Frksamor is correct.
(The other?)
2001-08-27 11:23:39 AM  
3Horn does it.
2001-08-27 11:25:22 AM  
After this .. back on subject, OK?

Major cast of movie:
Private Joker -- Mathew Modine
Sergeant Hartman -- Lee ermy
Private Pyle -- Vincent D'Onofrio
Private Cowboy -- Arliss Howard
Animal Mother -- Adam Baldwin
Rafterman -- Kevin Major Howard
Eightball -- Dorian Harewood
2001-08-27 11:31:02 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

I did cry when Hartman was killed
2001-08-27 11:36:49 AM  
Back to the subject.

I believe Marilyn was size 12 not 14. To put this in perspective for you men... the big girl + sizes start at 16 and the immaciated model sizes are 3 - 5. So according to our standard she is 2 steps from being a big girl and quiet a few steps away from cat walk beauty.

I heard a story once about her from an actor on one of those biographies. Marilyn was walking down the street in New York. Granted she had a big jacket on because it was cold but she didnt have anything hiding her face. The actor friend asked. "How is this poissiable, you're walking down the streets of New York the most famous person in the world and no one has stopped you?!" "Watch" she replied. She stood up to her full height, lifted her chin, met peoples eyes and smiled with those georgous lips. When she walked she swished her hips just so. They were mobbed before they got to the end of the block. The person in the article said she couldn't act that well.. My opinion is she could act juuuuuust fine.
2001-08-27 11:43:56 AM  
BAssetHound: I submitted a link to another Adrienne Barbeau site for you. Hope it gets posted.

On the picture from Vox8, I'm thinking "orthogonality." Geek term, I know.
2001-08-27 11:45:58 AM  
I am pleased and proud to see that so far there have been none of the usual "Why did people lust after her, what a skank" posts which usually accompany such an article.

ALSO: I have a friend who looks just like Private Pyle, and I feel it's important that you know that. (Hmmm, sudden interest in FMJ here lately, what with the Sgt Hartman soundboard and presidential campaign and all...)
2001-08-27 11:54:09 AM  
This is my rifle, this is my gun...
This is for fighting, this is for fun.

Sorry, had to add to the FMJ stuff. Everyone knows Marilyn is a total Babe!
2001-08-27 12:02:34 PM  
I once was a size 14 and am now a size 6. I seem to get alot more attention from the male gender now. So, either you farkers are not the average guy or, you're all full of shiat.
2001-08-27 12:05:20 PM  
Ahhhh Marilyn... built for comfort.
2001-08-27 12:09:41 PM  
I dunno Sudsy, it just depends on the woman...

2001-08-27 12:24:53 PM  
It's what we are accustomed to now, skinny girls. But goddamn, that Courtney Cox is repulsively emaciated. And there are tons of chicks just like her. Yuck. Sizes 6-10 make for some good lovin'. Yum Yum.
2001-08-27 12:41:38 PM  
Sudsy: We are all above average guys in here.
2001-08-27 12:41:44 PM  
The size 12 (14?) Marilyn wore is different than the size 12 (14?) of today. Sizes have gotten larger. I'd say she'd wear about a 10 in today's sizes, but I could be off.
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