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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   If you live in Denver and want to buy a pool cover, make sure it has the "This Cover Can Support Two Horses" seal of approval   (cbs4denver.com) divider line
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2008-11-13 2:56:33 PM  
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2008-11-13 2:56:36 PM  
You can lead a horse to water...
 
2008-11-13 2:57:15 PM  
Again? Boobies?
 
2008-11-13 2:58:36 PM  

KerryKlu: You can lead a horse to water...


Darn! You beat me to it!
 
2008-11-13 2:58:40 PM  
2 Horses, 1 Pool Cover?
 
2008-11-13 2:59:03 PM  
Next thing you know, the horses will want their own hot tub, wetbar and entourage of scantily-clad fillies.
 
2008-11-13 3:00:14 PM  
I need a cover that is deer proof.
 
2008-11-13 3:02:25 PM  
those two should have quit horsing around
 
2008-11-13 3:02:40 PM  
What's a Colt doing in Bronco territory?
 
2008-11-13 3:03:53 PM  

Dixie_Wrecked: What's a Colt doing in Bronco territory?


The Backstroke
 
2008-11-13 3:05:44 PM  
Loop-loc pool covers have had this seal of approval for a long time:

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/biatch to install tho...
 
2008-11-13 3:06:01 PM  

TheJowens: Again? Boobies?


Again? Moran?
 
2008-11-13 3:08:00 PM  
I support two whores.
 
2008-11-13 3:09:10 PM  
FTFH: "make sure it has the "This Cover Can Support Two Horses" seal of approval"

Am I the only one who read that as "Two Houses"? Made for a rather more interesting visual, to say the least!
 
2008-11-13 3:12:38 PM  

grumpyoldmann: I need a cover that is deer proof.


What's your address? I'll be happy to take care of the problem for you. All I need is a steady supply of beer & ammo.
 
cjs
2008-11-13 3:13:43 PM  
What if I don't live in Denver? Will a regular pool cover do?
 
2008-11-13 3:20:16 PM  
Well I was going to vote for incorporation, but not if I have to support two horses on my pool cover!
 
2008-11-13 3:24:57 PM  
Let's clarify things here. Cherry Hills Village is NOT Denver. In CHV, the homes start around $5 million.

Those horses probably fell into the hot tub NOT the pool. Or maybe that was the servant's pool. Too small for a CHV resident pool. It would never have passed code.

/Horses probably worth more than my house too.
 
2008-11-13 3:38:19 PM  

gweilo8888: FTFH: "make sure it has the "This Cover Can Support Two Horses" seal of approval"

Am I the only one who read that as "Two Houses"? Made for a rather more interesting visual, to say the least!



Nope, I did too.
 
2008-11-13 3:38:52 PM  
I doubt Sarah Jessica Parker and Hilary Swank really weigh that much.
 
2008-11-13 3:57:45 PM  
I thought pools were supposed to have a fence around them?
 
2008-11-13 4:01:46 PM  
Back when I was in high school I used to leave for school while it was still dark. I walked out one morning still half asleep and as I walked by the pool I heard a noise. I looked over and there was a miniature pony standing in the shallow end staring at me.
 
2008-11-13 4:07:13 PM  

Udontknowme: Let's clarify things here. Cherry Hills Village is NOT Denver


Sure it is, along with Englewood, Aurora, Lodo and Littleton. That's like saying it's incorrect to say New York City when you really mean Manhattan.
 
2008-11-13 4:25:18 PM  

Cecilia Ann: I doubt Sarah Jessica Parker and Hilary Swank really weigh that much.


I LOL'd...
 
2008-11-13 5:23:51 PM  
I like the idea of an elevated pool cover that uses different tricks to catch heat.

Since most heat is lost through evaporation, and the cover itself reduces that, what is needed is to use both passive and active means to heat the water.

In the fall and spring, when humidity is lower, but there is still a lot of sunlight, solar cells could power a slow pump, that would draw water up to just above pool level, then slowly flow it through winding blackened pipes to heat. It would then flow into the pool pipe system, and be returned at the bottom of the pool, not the top.

In winter, the solar cells would heat the water directly. While much less efficient, it means that the water will need much less heat to be acceptable for swimming again in the spring.

And in summer, the cover would have to be removable.
 
2008-11-13 6:03:16 PM  

You Can't Fix Stupid: Udontknowme: Let's clarify things here. Cherry Hills Village is NOT Denver

Sure it is, along with Englewood, Aurora, Lodo and Littleton. That's like saying it's incorrect to say New York City when you really mean Manhattan.


Lodo is part of Denver proper.

Englewood, Aurora, and Littleton are all their own municipalities, but they're all part of the Denver metro area, just like Westminster, Arvada, Wheat Ridge, etc. - it's all really "Denver."

Except Boulder. Boulder is another planet.
 
2008-11-13 6:33:10 PM  

AmyZen:

gweilo8888: FTFH: "make sure it has the "This Cover Can Support Two Horses" seal of approval"

Am I the only one who read that as "Two Houses"? Made for a rather more interesting visual, to say the least!

Nope, I did too.

Thanks. I feel less stupid now! :D

/or more surrounded by stupid
//not sure which
 
2008-11-13 8:20:34 PM  

ScreamingInDigital: Loop-loc pool covers have had this seal of approval for a long time:

/biatch to install tho...


My buddy has one of those, pretty funny when dogs walk on it.
 
2008-11-13 10:40:30 PM  

trancemission: Except Boulder. Boulder is another planet.


Planet? Boulder is another universe.
 
2008-11-13 11:18:37 PM  

whammer: I like the idea of an elevated pool cover that uses different tricks to catch heat.

Since most heat is lost through evaporation, and the cover itself reduces that, what is needed is to use both passive and active means to heat the water.

In the fall and spring, when humidity is lower, but there is still a lot of sunlight, solar cells could power a slow pump, that would draw water up to just above pool level, then slowly flow it through winding blackened pipes to heat. It would then flow into the pool pipe system, and be returned at the bottom of the pool, not the top.

In winter, the solar cells would heat the water directly. While much less efficient, it means that the water will need much less heat to be acceptable for swimming again in the spring.

And in summer, the cover would have to be removable.


Such a system already exists - similar to your idea in principal, but quite different in design. It's solar heating - water from suction side is pumped up into the attic, warmed and returned to the pool.

Re: heating during winter - if you live in a cold climate where nothing but a heater or heat pump will raise the water temp to comfortable swimming levels, there's really no point. Once spring returns, a conventional, tried and true solar system will get the pool up to swimming temps faster than the system you're proposing.
 
2008-11-14 12:14:40 AM  
It's a stale thread, I know, but this startled me a bit (FTA):

Knudson said they planned to X-ray one of the animal's knees.

"I think she fractured some teeth," she said.
 
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