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(Yahoo)   How do you get to Carnegie Hall? If you're Katt Williams, by getting arrested for driving without plates and with an unlicensed gun, then making bail just in time for your show   (fe6.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com) divider line
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MaxxLarge
2008-11-07 1:07:23 PM  
It's kinda too bad he made that. Conan O'Brien was waiting in the wings, all ready to go onstage in his place and spin his wedding ring for two hours.
 
Ed Finnerty
2008-11-07 1:13:17 PM  
Did he blame GTA IV?
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2008-11-07 1:15:35 PM  
Practice, practice, practice, then get arrested.
 
MrBonestripper
2008-11-07 1:31:29 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Did he blame GTA IV?


I think that defense only works if you *play* the game, not if you're *in* the game.
 
the voices in your head
2008-11-07 1:33:16 PM  

MaxxLarge: It's kinda too bad he made that. Conan O'Brien was waiting in the wings, all ready to go onstage in his place and spin his wedding ring for two hours.


I would totally watch that.
 
ccguy
2008-11-07 1:43:42 PM  
Oh, I know that one... take the D train to Columbus Circle, then south 3 blocks on 7th Avenue.

Even if you practice or get arrested, you still gotta get there.
 
bulok
2008-11-07 1:54:56 PM  

Shostie: Practice, practice, practice, then get arrested.


Subby missed a golden opportunity
 
Scandalicious
2008-11-07 2:15:29 PM  
Not funny.
 
alaric3
2008-11-07 2:16:00 PM  
I hear they are going to remake The Greatest American Hero.
 
alaric3
2008-11-07 2:16:40 PM  
Whoops. Misread as William Katts.
 
Gunslinger711
2008-11-07 2:34:12 PM  
The Pimp's Prayer

"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this biatch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen."
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2008-11-07 2:40:11 PM  
Katt Williams?

He's the short, unfunny comedian that nobody ever heard of until Lisa Lampenelli dragged him out from her vagina during a roast, right?
 
jedzz
2008-11-07 2:40:38 PM  
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

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Practice, man, practice.
 
NYRBill
2008-11-07 2:49:27 PM  
TFA: Williams is best known for his role in the movie "Friday After Next"

that explains why I don't know who he is
/Friday FTW
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2008-11-07 2:51:33 PM  

Quasar: Katt Williams?

He's the short, unfunny comedian that nobody ever heard of until Lisa Lampenelli dragged him out from her vagina during a roast, right?


Yes, but to be fair, his character on The Boondocks is comedy gold.
 
Jamdug!
2008-11-07 2:52:09 PM  
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Practice?!?
 
Monkey's Knuckle
2008-11-07 2:54:17 PM  
Katt! Come on, man! You got a son, son! You don't need to be doing something dangerous and living that gangster life driving around without plates like that!

Clean up your life!
 
odintal
2008-11-07 3:08:24 PM  
i think you have to either be black or really really wish you were black in order to find katt williams funny.

/tyler perry too
 
DFWPhotoGuy
2008-11-07 3:10:23 PM  

Jamdug!: Practice?!?



YOU IS THE WIN
 
KJM315
2008-11-07 3:25:53 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Yes, but to be fair, his character on The Boondocks is comedy gold.


and his standup isn't that bad. now will somebody please shoot dane cook?
 
Tissot
2008-11-07 3:28:36 PM  

odintal: i think you have to either be black or really really wish you were black in order to find katt williams funny.

/tyler perry too


White male here, and I think that Katt Williams is farking hilarious.

But I did not grow up in the suburbs or in the sticks, like most cracker-ass-crackers do (to borrow a phrase from Chris Rock). And I do think that most white people are real uptight when it comes to black folks.

Now Tyler Perry, and that crap that he puts out? That you have to be black for.
 
lastchancepowerdrive
2008-11-07 3:30:18 PM  

Tissot: odintal: i think you have to either be black or really really wish you were black in order to find katt williams funny.

/tyler perry too

White male here, and I think that Katt Williams is farking hilarious.

But I did not grow up in the suburbs or in the sticks, like most cracker-ass-crackers do (to borrow a phrase from Chris Rock). And I do think that most white people are real uptight when it comes to black folks.

Now Tyler Perry, and that crap that he puts out? That you have to be black for.


You don't care for Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry and his house of Tyler Perrys?
 
Chuckie2d0pe
2008-11-07 3:43:30 PM  
the voices in your head: I would totally watch that.

Well it would be exactly like this, but for two hours.

http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O%27Brien/video/clips/katt-williams-is - missing-11508/813101/
 
H_is_for_Heretic
2008-11-07 3:47:08 PM  

Quasar: Katt Williams?

He's the short, unfunny comedian that nobody ever heard of until Lisa Lampenelli dragged him out from her vagina during a roast, right?


If so it would be the only funny thing to ever come from that woman.
Kat Williams seems to me like someone who's really smart underneath it all but cashing in. While remaining funny.

/which is smart
 
Hilarity_N_Sues
2008-11-07 4:10:01 PM  
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"A Pimp Named Slickback DON'T DO shiat for the homies. Let me reiterate: DON'T DO shiat for the homies!"
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2008-11-07 4:32:03 PM  

jedzz: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Practice, man, practice.


Wow, the Mael brothers! That's the best reference I've seen on Fark in ages.

//This town ain't big enough for the both of us
 
carmody
2008-11-07 6:33:12 PM  
Katt Williams has his moments, but his act is so one-note it gets tiresome. Yes, you're a pimp. I get it, dude.
 
Grey Street
2008-11-07 8:27:13 PM  
John Practice, you old SOB!
 
NYZooMan
2008-11-07 8:28:59 PM  
I'd rather have twelve simultaneous root canals with no anesthetic and a rusty hand drill.
 
Ibij
2008-11-07 11:14:28 PM  

odintal: i think you have to either be black or really really wish you were black in order to find katt williams funny.

/tyler perry too


So, all white people find Larry the Cable Guy funny? You learn something new everyday on Fark. Thanks.
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2008-11-08 1:41:25 AM  

GungFu: psychicdeath99: jedzz: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Practice, man, practice.

Wow, the Mael brothers! That's the best reference I've seen on Fark in ages.

//This town ain't big enough for the both of us


It's an old joke referenced by Sparks.


I realize that, and was applauding his great reference. I am familiar with the old joke, as well as Sparks (Ron and Russell Mael...) as indicated by my quoting of another Sparks tune.
 
jewlite
2008-11-08 9:33:22 AM  
Anyone who denigrates Katt Williams' pimp schtick has never seen the boondocks.
 
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