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(Yahoo)   Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is so happy Obama won he promises not to start calling him The Great Satan until next week   (fe30.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com) divider line
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The Stealth Hippopotamus
2008-11-06 2:45:00 PM  
Well here is one up side of electing Obama. Yeah yeah I know he doesn't really run Iran but it's still nice to be loved by Iran......


I'm sure we can get a big-o helping of Middle East Peace now.
 
Lundah
2008-11-06 2:48:09 PM  
This is the same jackass who 6 months ago said America would never elect a woman or a black man as President, and now he's kissing ass. He can most certainly go DIAF now.
 
sterrno
2008-11-06 2:50:13 PM  
Ahmadinejad is a Clown
 
tothekor
2008-11-06 2:58:47 PM  
This just gives more ammo to those racists who kept calling Obama a terrorist.

"See! He's buddy buddy with a terrorist!"

/My mom is going to be insufferable now.
 
NYZooMan
2008-11-06 2:58:50 PM  
At least they both agree on that No Gay Marriage thing.
 
necropoultryac
2008-11-06 2:58:59 PM  
Fark him and Fark iran!!!1!
 
Nozzlebeak
2008-11-06 2:59:03 PM  
Anyone surpised at this>?
 
PeeWeePangolin
2008-11-06 2:59:28 PM  
Also didn't his buddy get ousted by the Shah's for counterfeiting a college diploma. Even the council of angry Turbans hold education higher than Sarah Palin.
 
chasd00
2008-11-06 2:59:30 PM  
how's that $60/barrel oil working out for you? Now you want to play nice? hehe you just keep thinking that princess.
 
glenlivid
2008-11-06 2:59:40 PM  
It's okay, Iran: Our last president was a dildo, too.
 
Brainwash
2008-11-06 2:59:43 PM  
This is the same jackass who 6 months ago said America would never elect a woman or a black man as President, and now he's kissing ass. He can most certainly go DIAF now.

Quite frankly that wasn't a very far-out statement. I live in Dawsonville GA, and if these folks had their way...well...it would be King Bush.

I think many people are shocked that he actually won...I'm still pinching myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.
 
Transubstantive
2008-11-06 3:00:30 PM  
See what happens when you elect Obama?! You get our enemies willing to talk to us! For shame!
 
GWShenlong05
2008-11-06 3:00:32 PM  
A powerful and oil-rich middle eastern nation, barely able to contain an internal flood of widespread Democracy, which has been openly hostile to the US and Israel for as long as any of us can remember, is now showing some measure of deference.

Aaaaaand let me guess. This is a bad thing, right?
 
ringersol
2008-11-06 3:00:36 PM  
fark you Iran, we didn't do it for you.
 
Rootus
2008-11-06 3:00:39 PM  
Wow, you mean politicians outside the U.S. also say things that serve their own self-interest? How would have guessed.

/can't wait for the right wing to show up
//drum roll please...
 
No_he_didnt
2008-11-06 3:00:54 PM  
MAHMOWNED!!
 
VlagimarPutin
2008-11-06 3:01:37 PM  

chasd00: how's that $60/barrel oil working out for you? Now you want to play nice? hehe you just keep thinking that princess.


Wasn't oil $60 in like, 2005/2006?

This is hardly a historic low.
 
beoswulf
2008-11-06 3:01:44 PM  

Lundah: This is the same jackass who 6 months ago said America would never elect a woman or a black man as President, and now he's kissing ass. He can most certainly go DIAF now.


Well to be fair what does he know about democracy? He's from a country where the people get to rubber-stamp whichever figurehead the mullahs picked out.
 
Bferryvt
2008-11-06 3:02:24 PM  
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/Hi-ya Barak! Aren'tcha going to say hello?
//I am ahmadinejad the Dancin' Clown! And you're Barak! So now we know eachotha!
 
bishop6042
2008-11-06 3:02:24 PM  

glenlivid: It's okay, Iran: Our last president was a dildo, too.


Clinton?
 
VlagimarPutin
2008-11-06 3:02:28 PM  

GWShenlong05: A powerful and oil-rich middle eastern nation, barely able to contain an internal flood of widespread Democracy, which has been openly hostile to the US and Israel for as long as any of us can remember, is now showing some measure of deference.

Aaaaaand let me guess. This is a bad thing, right?


When it comes to Ahmadinejad, people are skeptical.

/obvious
 
MyrnaMinkoff
2008-11-06 3:02:30 PM  
This is disastrous. There is a dude I hate who is able-bodied and of prime draft age and he will not leave me alone. If Iran starts talking to us and getting ideas about reconciliation how can I ensure he gets sent abroad and killed by terrorists? Pls hlp.
 
MyrnaMinkoff
2008-11-06 3:03:19 PM  

VlagimarPutin: chasd00: how's that $60/barrel oil working out for you? Now you want to play nice? hehe you just keep thinking that princess.

Wasn't oil $60 in like, 2005/2006?

This is hardly a historic low.


It's a historic high....for Obama. Wait, for Iran.
 
The_Gallant_Gallstone
2008-11-06 3:03:33 PM  
Say what you will about Ahmadinejad, he is responsible for one of the best "Sort Of Want" photos ever!
 
ramathorn83
2008-11-06 3:03:48 PM  
As much as I disagree with Obama on domestic policy, he certainly was right on Iran and other foreign policy.

Iran is not an imminent threat to America. Unless Iran launches missiles onto the lower 48 states, Hawaii, or Alaska (no, Israel does not count as a U.S. territory), we should not be concerned with Iran.
 
ILoveBeer3000
2008-11-06 3:04:00 PM  
Yay! We'z kan all b frends!

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Pvt Joker
2008-11-06 3:04:02 PM  
Will Ahmadinejad add Obama as a MySpace friend now?
 
thistime
2008-11-06 3:04:31 PM  
maybe this will end our relationship with israel. we have been helping israel out for way too long and getting shiatted on for it every since. we owe them nothing
 
Pepehomer
2008-11-06 3:05:32 PM  
tothekor: This just gives more ammo to those racists who kept calling Obama a terrorist.

"See! He's buddy buddy with a terrorist!"

/My mom is going to be insufferable now.

Well, his middle name was Hussein after all...

/got nuthin'
 
Tech N9ne
2008-11-06 3:05:38 PM  
And so it begins.....................
 
feickus
2008-11-06 3:05:47 PM  
Good thing this came out because I was dying to know what Iran thought about all this. When do we get normal fark back? I really want to buy a NObama sticker now because I am already sick of hearing about this.
 
glenlivid
2008-11-06 3:06:42 PM  

bishop6042: glenlivid: It's okay, Iran: Our last president was a dildo, too.

Clinton?


Well, ya caught me: I keep trying to ignore that Bush is still there.
 
aden_nak
2008-11-06 3:06:44 PM  
John McCain sang songs about bombing Iran. Ahmadinejad is the President of Iran. You figure out the rest.
 
Occam's Nailfile
2008-11-06 3:07:04 PM  

VlagimarPutin: chasd00: how's that $60/barrel oil working out for you? Now you want to play nice? hehe you just keep thinking that princess.

Wasn't oil $60 in like, 2005/2006?

This is hardly a historic low.


You fail at knowing stuff.

Iran needs oil to be over $74 per barrel in order to fund its nukular program. Notice how their venomous rhetoric began when oil started going up, and has toned down a LOT since it started coming back down. Oil being at $60 per barrel is a cawk in the arse to Iran.

Which makes me smile.
 
GWShenlong05
2008-11-06 3:07:08 PM  

VlagimarPutin: When it comes to Ahmadinejad, people are skeptical.


All he did was say "Congratulations", not send a singing telegram man carrying a giant box (Just over the size of an ICBM and wrapped with a bow), to Obama's doorstep.
 
chasd00
2008-11-06 3:07:11 PM  

VlagimarPutin: chasd00: how's that $60/barrel oil working out for you? Now you want to play nice? hehe you just keep thinking that princess.

Wasn't oil $60 in like, 2005/2006?

This is hardly a historic low.


Iran's current economy is only sustainable if oil stays around $100/barrel. Saudi can live on $50/barrel that's why Saudis don't like it when OPEC freaks out and pisses off the world.
 
James72
2008-11-06 3:07:28 PM  

Pvt Joker: Will Ahmadinejad add Obama as a MySpace friend now?


maybe even put him in his top 8
 
holmer
2008-11-06 3:07:58 PM  
It's a shame that the Bits and the US messed with Iran/Persia.
Most of the people I've met from there want the same things we do.
Now that the crazies have taken over all we can do is wait for the end.
 
Simplest Quantum System Conceivable
2008-11-06 3:08:03 PM  
It must be remembered that I'madinnerjacket is up for re-election in his own home country, and it is expected to be a close race. All political moves from him in the next few months need to be viewed through that lens.
Not saying ignored, just saying he has his own campaign to run.
 
MyrnaMinkoff
2008-11-06 3:09:00 PM  
Is there a way to delete your post if your joke didn't work out and you forgot to hit preview before post? I'm asking for a friend.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2008-11-06 3:09:06 PM  
Obama must have sent him his unicorn early.

/can't wait for mine!
 
ihatedumbpeople
2008-11-06 3:09:13 PM  
Gotta give piece a chance. if it doesn't work, we're no worse off than we are now.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2008-11-06 3:09:45 PM  
So let me see if I've got this straight:

1. Ahmadinejad is nothing but a figurehead; he has no power whatsoever.

2. Therefore, it is critically important to our foreign policy for Obama to sit down and talk with him.

That about right?
 
Uncle Pim
2008-11-06 3:10:11 PM  
I don't like Iran's policies, but threatening to blow each other up wasn't doing anyone any good.
 
keylock71
2008-11-06 3:10:13 PM  
That's nice...
 
pxsteel
2008-11-06 3:10:14 PM  
Obama just put a Jew as his Cheif of Staff and Ahmadinejad sends congratulations.

And you think people shouldn't be skeptical, Ahmacrazyashell is playing politics.
 
serial_crusher
2008-11-06 3:11:22 PM  
Those Muslims stick together.
 
PartTimeBuddha [OhFark]
2008-11-06 3:11:30 PM  
Iran needs oil to be over $74 per barrel in order to fund its nukular program.

Somewhere I have a copy of last week's Economist. I think it's $74 for Iran to break even on all its spending, if I remember the article correctly.
 
sjbiars
2008-11-06 3:11:43 PM  
The only reason he's not calling Obama names is because Barack didn't butcher his name the way John McCain did.

Ahamakacdenejad. Amadjeamindad.. Ackakmahenjihad...
 
cxjohn
2008-11-06 3:11:49 PM  
Wait, I thought we were in the middle east to steal the oil? Yet until a month ago, we were paying RECORD prices for oil on the world market and near record prices for gasoline in the US?

Seriously. Does anybody believe anything President Imanutjob says anyway?
 
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