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(Denver Channel)   Aspen bartender fired afer "forgetting to zip up"   ( divider line
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12229 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2003 at 5:20 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-07 08:31:13 PM  
Atty, where is THIS bar you speak of? :o
2003-01-07 08:48:52 PM  
LMAO!!! I used to live 21 miles from the ski slopes of Aspen and as dumb as the people are up there, what he did does NOT surprise me in the slightest LOL

At least he didn't pull a "Dumb and Dumber" and get his penis STUCK to the chairlift (thinking of Jeff Daniels getting his tongue stuck to it in the movie)

Stupid fark!!!
2003-01-07 09:09:51 PM  
01-07-03 05:58:51 PM I_B_OTAY
Q: How would you know if your penis is exposed on a ski lift?
A: The emergency brake doesn't work

2003-01-07 09:17:13 PM  
"I guess I forgot to zip up. I was wondering why I was so cold down there,"

Mmmmmm k...
2003-01-07 09:18:46 PM  
Mierk: You bastard!! Youi beat me to it.
2003-01-07 10:57:38 PM  
I like how when a topic is related to someones alias they decide to turn it into their own personal forum... skiinstructor today and some goth chick the other day.
2003-01-08 09:33:54 AM  
Would anyone care for a cocktail weenie?
2003-01-08 07:17:08 PM  
*thumbs nose at Key_master* can I help it if I have something to offer the thread?
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