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(Ananova)   Tempt a woman with a raspberry creme brulee and her heart rate will go up to 142 beats a minute   ( divider line
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2113 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Aug 2001 at 7:14 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-24 07:25:31 AM  
2001-08-24 07:34:52 AM  
imagine the effect on a big'un
2001-08-24 07:39:37 AM  
personally i prefer pitt to brulee

i mean.. what the heck is a brulee anyway?
2001-08-24 07:46:47 AM  
Creme brulee is a custardy dessert with a burnt (carmelized topping). My last gf used to make orgasm type faces while eating these in restaurants. I found it vaguely embarrassing for reasons I can't quite articulate.
2001-08-24 08:03:45 AM  
Watch those fatty hams shiver when they see a sweet dessert like this one.

History of relationship
1st date- She won't eat anything
4 months- she eats anything
2 years of marriage- she weighs 300 lbs and eats creme brulee with butter.
2001-08-24 08:26:24 AM  
I can tell this is going to be a slow, slow news day already.
2001-08-24 08:45:51 AM  
2001-08-24 09:02:56 AM  
You could always temp them with money, that makes anyone's heart beat raise.
2001-08-24 09:06:23 AM  
Nothing turns a woman on more than watching two elderly foreign leaders french kissing each other.

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2001-08-24 09:21:10 AM  
Fetus, Here's my counter

1st date-- He pays for everything.
4 months later--He might take you out for a large fry at Mc Donald's, but leaves his wallet at home, you pay.
2 years of marriage--He's been out of work for 6 months, you're paying all the bills and he hasn't bathed or moved off the farking couch for 3 days.
2001-08-24 09:23:51 AM  
If you looked like this you would never have to pick up the tab.

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2001-08-24 09:26:51 AM  
Ooooh man, I am sooo there with these ladies. I would challange the thought that the above gentlemen are implying - ie: that larger ladies would get more excited over desert. That is not true.

If you are larger then you do not deny yourself indulgences and therefore you will not get so excited over treats. If you restrict yourself - the anticipation of eating something so sinful and wrong will drive the heartrate waaay up.

I mean - put a creme brulee infront of Kate Moss and she'd probabaly have a heart attack.
2001-08-24 09:28:15 AM  
Mme. You do not know what you are missing - and should probably keep it that way. Properly prepared creme brulee it the food of the gods.
2001-08-24 09:28:27 AM  
Offer Albert a cold beer, watch his penis grow.
2001-08-24 09:41:30 AM  
"Connie, it really wasn't my fault. I was teasing Chandra with this burnt cream stuff and she was going crazy. She must have had a heart attack or something."

Gary Condit
2001-08-24 09:45:41 AM  
I look better than that, darling. I even have a brain.
2001-08-24 09:49:56 AM  
why does that pic above keep getting deleted every time i post it?? (if the pic above has been deleted therell be no errrr ..pic up there)
2001-08-24 09:51:05 AM  
Doofus yeah.. but are there two of you?
2001-08-24 09:51:40 AM  
YIKES! Great, now I have coffee spew to clean up. Thanks Cormee!
2001-08-24 09:56:11 AM  
doofus: apologies, we need a 'not safe for anywhere' tag
2001-08-24 10:04:38 AM  
Alas, Fb, there can be only one!
S'kaym Cormee, that was a better wake up than coffee, but now my eyes hurt.
2001-08-24 10:09:20 AM  
This was such a happy thread until that came along.

Desserts are always better than men - at least celebrity men. Dessert is a sure thing. Brad Pitt? Not so much! I can make dessert last as long as I want it to, I can have as much or as little as I want, and I don't have to shave first!
2001-08-24 10:12:40 AM  
should i delete that? i dunno. it sorta dodges the line, its like one of those things you dont want to see, but isnt NSFW in nature. oh well, someone else will get it probably :P

my bad, i dont control everyone :)
2001-08-24 10:18:26 AM  
Sgamer, it kinda ties in. I mean what woman wouldn't prefer a raspberry creme brulee over that?
2001-08-24 10:22:05 AM  
and it would put you off your food!
2001-08-24 10:22:58 AM  
Check out the article they are citing, at


I swear I am not making this up.

P.S. Could someone let me know how to make URLs into an active link? I know it is something like
. TIA for helping this newbie out.
2001-08-24 10:29:13 AM  
Tempt a teenage boy with a hot apple pie and their heart rate will jump to 142
2001-08-24 10:33:18 AM  
I find wiring them up to the mains a lot more fun.
2001-08-24 11:07:11 AM  
I'd prefer the creme brule to those pretty boys. Least the creme brule doesn't spend hours in front of the mirror...or at least i haven't seen it do that....hmmm..
2001-08-24 11:37:08 AM  
Hmmm. I think I will surprize my wife tonight....just before I bring her to orgasm...I will pull out, reach under the bed, grab up a nice big Creme Brulee on a plate, stand up and present it to her real excited like. That should do it!
2001-08-24 11:53:44 AM  
Nutdip you mean right before she fakes her orgasm right?
2001-08-24 12:25:53 PM Get's me off.

PS...good one. :-)
2001-08-24 01:23:38 PM  

with attitude like that, no wonder we like creme brulee better.

2001-08-24 01:28:20 PM  
the catering company i work for in newport makes a slammin creme brulee. i was in charge of melting the sugar topping..with a blowtorch alas. its true, this waitstaff girl Maribeth snuck one *up her skirt* and we ate that shiat together.. she was definitely droppin an O as she ate it. Blackstone Catering has the best creme brulee ever. ever.

and im spent.
2001-08-24 01:57:28 PM  
Naw, it's not the creme brew-lay that does it for my girlfriend, but rather, the thought that I am going to give her money or mind-blowing oral sex.

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-24 02:28:06 PM  
My wife makes a good creme brulee. She loves to bake but really isn't into desserts that much. Oh, I take that back, Dreyer's Light S'mores and More Ice Cream--she's addicted.
2001-08-24 02:39:23 PM  
the real problem people seem to forget is that you can't go out there and make yourself another Brad Pitt, and have him all by youself while watching some pointless soap opera in the afternoon...
2001-08-24 02:44:47 PM  
what? soap operas are pointless? crap. all this time i've been wasting....always the last to know
2001-08-24 02:47:34 PM  
flattery doesn't work on me. however, a bribe of creme brulee i'd do almost anything for.
2001-08-24 02:51:02 PM  
Soap operas aren't pointless. If only science could figure out a way to take an infant, wait a week, turn him into a seven year old, send him off to boarding school, wait a couple of weeks, and bring him back as a 22 year old genius ready to take over the CEO position from his dad who hasn't aged a day during this time frame, and then have him remain 22 for another 7 years, then parents around the world would rejoice (wow that is one of the longest sentences I've written in a while--just another reason why soap operas aren't pointless!). (Deep breaths)
2001-08-24 02:55:23 PM  
pbsaurus : ah yes, the american dream
2001-08-24 03:02:50 PM  
Soap operas rot the brain, add 10lbs on your ass per soap that you watch, and bore the shiat out of me! I'd rather watch CNN for some really farked up, unbelievable shiat. Oh my god, CNN IS a farkin' soap opera!
2001-08-24 03:07:34 PM  
As The Chandra Turns, now playing 24/7 on Fox. *Check your local listings times may vary--yeah right.
2001-08-24 06:00:35 PM  
Shouldn't this headline have the
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2001-08-24 07:32:58 PM  
Cum on know I was just a funnin! I wouldn't pull out.
2001-08-24 08:45:05 PM  
My Dear Sweet Pamela gets all gooey over steamed asparagus and sautee'd kidding...I try to get her to eat the fattening stuff but she's too stuffed on that "healthy" shiat. Is this unnatural? Should I dump her?
2001-08-24 09:22:54 PM  
Yaysnfekshun: "Is this unnatural? Should I dump her?"

WTF, do I look like Dear Abby to you?

2001-08-24 09:26:15 PM  
Yays...: I dunno, link some NSFW photos of her and I'll be able to give you some advice.
2001-08-24 11:19:33 PM  
Pbsaurus : What a kind and thoughtful gesture that is of you.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-08-25 07:28:07 PM  
makes perfect sense to me, show me a strawberry and some whipped cream, and im all a flutter, show me a picture of brad pitt, and i see a picture.

now show me a picture of brad pitt OFFERING me strawbrries and whipped cream.......
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