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(Some Guy)   Police officer asked to go to massage parlors, wait until the masseuse puts a condom on him and starts a sex act, then excuse himself to use his phone. No one will suspect a thing   (wsbtv.com) divider line
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DslainteC
2008-10-21 2:48:20 PM  
I should become a cop because, like him, I often go to massage parlors looking for a huge bust.
 
Oekss
2008-10-21 2:54:26 PM  
NYPDBBalls
 
nuclear_asshat
2008-10-21 2:54:46 PM  
I don't get why they just don't use a CI for this type of stuff......

I must be their highly skilled training at farking the public.
 
What_do_you_want_now
2008-10-21 2:55:09 PM  
Well, two wimmens didn't suspect a thing.

But one has to ask, were they hot, or OMGKILLITWITHFIRE?

/inquiring minds want to know
 
Single White Male
2008-10-21 2:55:19 PM  
Acting Sandy Springs Police Chief David Bertrand confirmed he has requested an internal investigation

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BlorfMaster
2008-10-21 2:56:51 PM  
$200?

Was she asian?

/looks in wallet
 
Godfather827
2008-10-21 2:57:02 PM  
Reporting live from with in the massage parlor Trisha Takanawa

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Butterflew [OhFark]
2008-10-21 2:57:24 PM  
Don't these guys jack off before going into these places to avoid getting an erection?

Also are we sure Sandy Springs wasn't the name of one of teh prostitutes?
 
Dick Gozinya
2008-10-21 2:57:33 PM  
Stupid prostitution laws in this country. Paying a woman for the purposes of sex is illegal, but take her out for a dinner (you pay for) and a movie (again, you pay for) and then take her home for sex is perfectly legal.

All these massage parlors need to do is set up a video camera, inform every "client" that they are being filmed for a training video, and have them sign a release. Then, it becomes a porn video and is perfectly legal (in most states).
 
redcup27
2008-10-21 2:58:23 PM  
Happy ending or it didn't happen!

This guy was just dedicated to protecting the public.
 
Fool0ndahill
2008-10-21 2:58:55 PM  
The investigation into whether the officer went too far came as a result of the officer's own reports

Huh huh, huh huh...he said came...
 
Jyckle
2008-10-21 2:59:38 PM  
For the love of god let this be a hot asian masseuse thread!

/dont let me down fark!
 
blackminded
2008-10-21 3:00:06 PM  
Dick Gozinya: All these massage parlors need to do is set up a video camera, inform every "client" that they are being filmed for a training video, and have them sign a release. Then, it becomes a porn video and is perfectly legal (in most states).

Just California, actually.

/seriously
 
Glip-hoppa
2008-10-21 3:01:04 PM  
"Oh, did my penis just enter your vagina? Well if that's the case then I must excuse myself and make a phone call.....stop I say! I must reclaim my penis...."
 
the_be_sharps
2008-10-21 3:01:15 PM  
"Selling is legal. F*cking is legal. Why isn't selling f*cking legal?"

/Miss you George
 
The Drunk IT Guy
2008-10-21 3:02:08 PM  
Man I'd sure love to know where a few of these places are.. Dating is such a pain in the ass when all I really want is to fark...
 
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker
2008-10-21 3:02:39 PM  

the_be_sharps: "Selling is legal. F*cking is legal. Why isn't selling f*cking legal?"

/Miss you George


"What's the deal with airlines?"

/Miss you Jerry Seinfeld.
 
justanotherfarkinfarker
2008-10-21 3:02:41 PM  
Holy shiat, they went a bit too far with that shiat. They have to be gay, no way you go that far and not have sex.
 
Ringtailed79
2008-10-21 3:03:08 PM  
Pen15
 
gshepnyc
2008-10-21 3:03:36 PM  
I have a word for any cop who would do this to earn his paycheck:

Whore.
 
Get Lost
2008-10-21 3:04:16 PM  
Remember the days when cops had to abide by the same laws we all have to?
 
necropoultryac
2008-10-21 3:05:17 PM  
I saw this on the news this morning while I was fapping to reruns of Green Acres on hulu.
I almost hurt my weewee.
 
Sin_City_Superhero
2008-10-21 3:06:07 PM  
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rodeofrog
2008-10-21 3:09:00 PM  

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: the_be_sharps: "Selling is legal. F*cking is legal. Why isn't selling f*cking legal?"

/Miss you George

"What's the deal with airlines?"

/Miss you Jerry Seinfeld.


lol

"I will get by"

I miss you Jerry Garcia.

"Meep meep"

I miss you Mel Blanc.
 
Scurvy Dog
2008-10-21 3:09:07 PM  
Soon as he got off and
while she was still squattin' on her heels
He produced a pair of handcuffs
and a very shiny sheild....

/is THIS obscure?
 
cleveoh
2008-10-21 3:10:03 PM  
So he's a john, right? He should be arrested & his mug shot put up on the police website so that he can be subjected to public shame & ridicule, right?

/will now commence holding breath until this happens.
 
Death by Misadventure
2008-10-21 3:10:25 PM  

Get Lost: Remember the days when cops had to abide by the same laws we all have to?


No I don't remember
 
rodeofrog
2008-10-21 3:11:34 PM  
One night, I was watching tv. the local government channel was featuring testimony from an undercover vice cop. He was reading his report about all the clubs in town where girls offered various services for cash.

After making a few notes, I told the missus I'd be back in a few weeks.
 
ObscureNameHere
2008-10-21 3:12:37 PM  

Godfather827: Reporting live from with in the massage parlor Trisha Takanawa


"Cool! I've never been with a Spanish chick!"
 
katghoti
2008-10-21 3:13:02 PM  
Okay stop before or after but during? This man is gay I say!
 
RandomKeyStrike
2008-10-21 3:14:10 PM  
FTA: The investigation into whether the officer went too far came...

Nothing made sense after that...
 
puckhead
2008-10-21 3:16:07 PM  

The Drunk IT Guy: Man I'd sure love to know where a few of these places are.. Dating

being married is such a pain in the ass when all I really want is to fark...

Though where I live, they are well advertised and have their own web-presence. So really, I have no excuse.
 
NorCalLos
2008-10-21 3:21:50 PM  
White people go like this: "blah blah blah"

Black people go like this: "BLAH BLAH BLAH, N-WORD!"

I miss BET.
 
Balrog1
2008-10-21 3:23:26 PM  
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Lay down dancing anyone?
 
ricewater_stool
2008-10-21 3:27:34 PM  
Are they hiring?
 
bill4935
2008-10-21 3:28:59 PM  
AAAAAAAAAAAHH!


/Miss you Sam.
 
free_daedalus
2008-10-21 3:29:59 PM  
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/He's been there, done that
//Nothing is obscure on Fark
 
IEatANimaLs
2008-10-21 3:32:21 PM  
I hate cops. Plain and simple. Don't get me wrong. They probably go in with the best intentions or smallest penises, and I respect that their original goal is to serve and protect. The problem is that people in general are lying, slimy, cocksuckers and within a month or two the young cop is jaded and scared of being hurt and angry that people are so mean or stupid. The cop becomes the criminal or worse; he feels emboldened and abuses his power by becoming "super cop" aka "super dick." So the average, law abiding citizen tells him to back the fark off at a rock concert or sporting event and next thing said citizen is face down in the pavement with electrical wires attached to his chest. I hate cops. Even the good ones should quit and serve in a more usefull manner.
 
sickb0y
2008-10-21 3:32:57 PM  
consarnit free_daedalus you "beat" me to it.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2008-10-21 3:34:08 PM  
Simple: Tell them you're calling a 900 number because it "really gets me in the mood."
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2008-10-21 3:36:41 PM  

IEatANimaLs: I hate cops. Plain and simple. Don't get me wrong. They probably go in with the best intentions or smallest penises, and I respect that their original goal is to serve and protect. The problem is that people in general are lying, slimy, cocksuckers and within a month or two the young cop is jaded and scared of being hurt and angry that people are so mean or stupid. The cop becomes the criminal or worse; he feels emboldened and abuses his power by becoming "super cop" aka "super dick." So the average, law abiding citizen tells him to back the fark off at a rock concert or sporting event and next thing said citizen is face down in the pavement with electrical wires attached to his chest. I hate cops. Even the good ones should quit and serve in a more usefull manner.



Didn't I see you get arrested at a Mariner's game back in August?

/Bitter much?
 
Trance750
2008-10-21 3:36:50 PM  
Nice to see the police have so much free time to prohibit consenting adults, especially when they complain about not having enough time or resources to get rid of the drug-lords, child-killers, ect.
 
Dialectic
2008-10-21 3:40:45 PM  
He calls that 'deep, deep undercover work.'
She likes the cream of someyonguy.
 
factoryconnection
2008-10-21 3:43:13 PM  

Trance750: Nice to see the police have so much free time to prohibit consenting adults, especially when they complain about not having enough time or resources to get rid of the drug-lords, child-killers, ect.


Not to lump everything together too badly, but prostitution is an economic outlet for the human smuggling trade. It is also frequently tied to other facets of organized crime, like drug dealing and fencing... you name it. So the cops will continue to bust, and they have the law on their side.

Why is prostitution illegal, when it doesn't have to be? Write your congressman, but considering we're only +5 years into legalized oral/anal sex in this country, it may be a while.

I can imagine how funny it would be to write all the laws and regulations for prostitution. Heheh.
 
jefe414
2008-10-21 3:43:56 PM  
The cop becomes the criminal or worse; he feels emboldened and abuses his power by becoming "super cop" aka "super dick." So the average, law abiding citizen tells him to back the fark off at a rock concert or sporting event and next thing said citizen is face down in the pavement with electrical wires attached to his chest. I hate cops. Even the good ones should quit and serve in a more usefull manner

Work for the FBI then go tell the cop to fark him(her)self.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2008-10-21 3:44:49 PM  

Get Lost: Remember the days when cops had to abide by the same laws we all have to?


When was that, 5000 B.C.?
 
rfant
2008-10-21 3:51:07 PM  
obama?
 
RobotSlinky
2008-10-21 3:51:25 PM  

free_daedalus: /He's been there, done that
//Nothing is obscure on Fark


I was only here for Jimmy. Satisfied, I can now leave.

//best show ever
 
NorCalLos
2008-10-21 3:51:29 PM  
IEatANimaLs 2008-10-21 03:32:21 PM
I hate cops. Plain and simple. Don't get me wrong. They probably go in with the best intentions or smallest penises, and I respect that their original goal is to serve and protect. The problem is that people in general are lying, slimy, cocksuckers and within a month or two the young cop is jaded and scared of being hurt and angry that people are so mean or stupid. The cop becomes the criminal or worse; he feels emboldened and abuses his power by becoming "super cop" aka "super dick." So the average, law abiding citizen tells him to back the fark off at a rock concert or sporting event and next thing said citizen is face down in the pavement with electrical wires attached to his chest. I hate cops. Even the good ones should quit and serve in a more usefull manner.

(sarcastic slow clapping)

I hate cops = I am a criminal
 
Martstar
2008-10-21 3:54:07 PM  

free_daedalus: /He's been there, done that
//Nothing is obscure on Fark


I just finished watching the second season, so that was my first thought as well.
 
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