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(Some Guy)   "Heckler inaugurated as VU president," interrupts his own acceptance speech more than a dozen times   (nwi.com) divider line
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Solid State Vittles
2008-10-20 7:30:54 PM  
I guess he's beginning to see the light.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2008-10-20 8:49:54 PM  
I must admit, his groundbreaking "You suck! Get off the stage" speech moved me into a life of public service.
 
skinink [OhFark]
2008-10-20 11:04:09 PM  
It got real awkward when he started ragging on his own momma.
 
RealFarknMcCoy2
2008-10-20 11:15:24 PM  
Link appears to be farked. Must be a record.
 
ApostateAbe
2008-10-20 11:17:29 PM  
Things got a little strange when he smashed his own face with a Pepsi cup.
 
chemical_angel
2008-10-20 11:25:03 PM  
came for the pics of the old guys from Muppets .... sigh
 
The Grinch
2008-10-20 11:40:11 PM  
That's nothing... you should hear about what some guy did to interrupt a speaker at Tech.

/aisle seat, nonsmoking
 
JonnyBGoode
2008-10-20 11:40:49 PM  
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/approve
 
Merus
2008-10-20 11:42:38 PM  
"I'm at a crossroads, too, you know!"
"How's that?"
"I don't know whether to leave, or fall asleep!"
Doh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

\okay, that sucked
 
CerealCode
2008-10-20 11:50:12 PM  
Wow, my small town alma mater makes Fark. I've never been prouder.
 
Arkanaut
2008-10-20 11:52:10 PM  
Show us your tits!
 
chemical_angel
2008-10-21 12:00:14 AM  

JonnyBGoode: /approve


HA!
 
Pointy Tail of Satan
2008-10-21 12:06:29 AM  
It's a Lutheran university> I wonder if he pinned his feces to the door?
 
Oznog
2008-10-21 12:37:10 AM  
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What, it didn't end with him tasing himself?
 
SaintRussell
2008-10-21 12:52:20 AM  

Solid State Vittles: I guess he's beginning to see the light.


Heh.

/saw what you did there
 
fatassbastard [TotalFark]
2008-10-21 1:00:26 AM  
Juncture or nexus! Nice to have a choice.
 
de_Selby
2008-10-21 1:13:03 AM  

Solid State Vittles: I guess he's beginning to see the light.


damn you to hell. i came here to say something like that

/ i guess he's waiting for the ...
// no, you got the best of this round, solid state vittles
/// i guess he was loaded ...
////i stop
 
toppgun
2008-10-21 1:13:54 AM  
I first thought this was an onion article from the headline, then I realized its not the onion, its Fark.com
 
IAmSofaKingWeToddEd
2008-10-21 1:15:44 AM  
"Hey, that wasn't half-bad!"
"Yeah, it wasn't half-good, either!"
Doh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

/Wish I knew more
//I love those guys
///and slashies
 
P.I. Staker
2008-10-21 1:38:30 AM  
Heckler / Koch '08
 
ME-iac
2008-10-21 3:22:55 AM  

fatassbastard: Juncture or nexus! Nice to have a choice.


Could be "precipice of an enormous crossroads."

/nothing is obscure
 
bgrainger
2008-10-21 7:04:50 AM  
My alma matter makes it to Fark and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
 
bgrainger
2008-10-21 7:05:45 AM  
Do you think I can go back and get a refund for those spelling lessons I took there?
 
jejpu
2008-10-21 7:11:47 AM  
FTA: "Heckler called Valparaiso a university at a critical juncture, or nexus, in an increasingly troubled world."

I don't mean to be condescending, which means to talk down to you...

/similar to previous comments, but with a TV quote thrown in
 
Billy Ligue
2008-10-21 8:15:57 AM  
woho.... Go Crusaders!
[image from pcfcc.org too old to be available]
 
kagemaru026
2008-10-21 9:08:23 AM  
the name is funny, but not as good as Dick Hunter from yesterday.
 
joegekko
2008-10-21 10:02:01 AM  

P.I. Staker: Heckler / Koch '08


Smith / Wesson, you elitist rat.
 
Veritas333
2008-10-21 11:23:28 AM  
I just graduated from Valpo, worst school ever. To anyone who reads this: stay far, far away from Valpo!
 
Oznog
2008-10-21 12:57:00 PM  

Veritas333: I just graduated from Valpo, worst school ever. To anyone who reads this: stay far, far away from Valpo!


Helluva valedictorian speech there, Veritas.
 
Jack_Kass
2008-10-22 2:21:54 PM  

Veritas333: I just graduated from Valpo, worst school ever. To anyone who reads this: stay far, far away from Valpo!


I just graduated from Valpo as well Veritas, and I tend to greatly disagree with you.

/your a tool
//just my opinion
 
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