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(Chick)   "Bob, now I know that Allah doesn't really love me or even care about any Muslim. But Jesus, the Son of God, does"   ( divider line
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13350 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jan 2003 at 2:10 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-02 12:12:30 PM  
This could be fun..
2003-01-02 12:28:02 PM  
Fark farked chick, film at 11
2003-01-02 12:28:02 PM  
I read this the other day and hey, I'm now a believer.
2003-01-02 12:28:48 PM  
killed it... "farkers have clicked the above link 67 times" that's all it takes?
2003-01-02 12:30:21 PM  
LMAO the proxy at work blocks that page :D

thats too good
2003-01-02 12:31:12 PM  
There was this old lady who would leave these things around when she came in to the animal hospital I worked at. Kind of creepy, becuase she'd pay, be just about ready to go, then slide one on the counter and leave. Sometimes I missed her doing it and just found it leater, this mystery tract.

It really creeped me out.
2003-01-02 12:31:29 PM  
Does it feature angels tossing people into hell?

If it doesn't then it ain't chick.
2003-01-02 12:31:53 PM  
I'm glad I have it loading in a new window. The "best of" photoshop didn't take half as long to load, and it has 350 or so images.
2003-01-02 12:34:17 PM  
Chick should hold off on the tracts and buy some more servers.
2003-01-02 12:49:48 PM  
Well, I've made it up to part where Omar says that Jesus was a prophet, more to download later I guess.

Interesting though, Chick actually says it was Christians who beat up Omar....Guess they must be Catholics...

2003-01-02 12:51:42 PM  
501 clicks, and it's not even on the front page yet. No wonder it's so freakin slow....
2003-01-02 01:30:45 PM  
What a dick.
2003-01-02 02:14:47 PM  
ahhh chick .. I am amazed he hasn't done a new one for the new D&D book of vile darkness.
2003-01-02 02:14:59 PM  
Chick tract? Nah, too easy...
2003-01-02 02:16:24 PM  
I remember my first exposure to Jack Chick. Here I was, just an innocent and productive member of society who had no idea people like this even existed. Then I made the mistake of writing a letter to the editor of a southwest-Missouri newspaper on the issue of the theory of evolution. All of a sudden the hate mail from that part of the state began to pile up in my mailbox, but by far the most entertaining one was the envelope full of little Chick comics. The really sad thing was that you could tell by the format and size that they were intended to be handed out to little kids.
2003-01-02 02:17:31 PM  
Allah I want is... [fill in blank]
There, generic joke!
2003-01-02 02:18:19 PM  
Heehee.. oh my god this is funny. I can't tell whether it's all some cruel joke or not.
2003-01-02 02:18:43 PM  
OK, so if Allah doesn't love Muslims, it implies he exists, which means you'd better be down with him since he's apparently another god-like being. But I'm sure Jack Chick would assert there's only one god. Which makes him a polytheist and not a Christian.

Nice logic, Jacko.
2003-01-02 02:18:54 PM  
My god can beat up Your god.
2003-01-02 02:19:08 PM  
Ooh, is this mine? I think it is.

This one just seemed, well, asinine. I used the Stupid tag but I guess it got changed.
2003-01-02 02:19:51 PM  
I bet the word of Allah downloads faster than 0.02kbps!
2003-01-02 02:19:54 PM  
Does this headline even strike a bone to a dominately Christian and atheist group of readers?
2003-01-02 02:19:56 PM  
i've sat in the same room with someone stuffing envelopes with this kinda crap. it's weird.
2003-01-02 02:20:30 PM  
haha good one nightsweat.

Reminds me of the babel fish.
2003-01-02 02:20:53 PM  
WTF? What are they hosting their website on? Goddam Zenith 286 I bet.
2003-01-02 02:21:20 PM  
This has no angels video-taping people doing the naughty for jesus's home-grown porn collection. I'm dissapointed in this one.

I'm not making that up. That really was in one of his tracts.
2003-01-02 02:21:25 PM  
Either this was posted earlier today (i.e. further down the page) or I'm having a seriously misplaced deja vu.

Dammit I hate it when that happens.
2003-01-02 02:21:29 PM  
/Chick's new motto:


Because sometimes it's just to damn hard to think for yourself!
2003-01-02 02:21:31 PM  
worest web server ever!
2003-01-02 02:21:31 PM  
My god can beat up Your god.

Too bad they're the same FREAKING GUY*!!!

Different messangers, same damn deity.

*girl/immortal being/space monkey/etc...
2003-01-02 02:21:34 PM  
But Bob can beat both Allah and Jesus with only one arm. All other relgions are a farce, only the Church of the Sub-Genius is the one true shining path!
2003-01-02 02:22:17 PM  
Eh, what the hell.

[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-02 02:22:43 PM  
Dammit! I submitted the same thing last night. How unfair.
2003-01-02 02:23:20 PM  
Follow the Gourd, teh gours is the sign!

No cast off the Gourd follow the shoe!
2003-01-02 02:23:42 PM  
Headlessparrot... allah doesn't love you.
2003-01-02 02:24:44 PM  
say what you want about Jack Chick (and lord knows everyone does). He keeps it real. None of that namby-pamby watered-down Christianity for him. I've read up on interviews and other projects of his. He is a strange recluse otherwise.

I get the best laughs from Chistians painfully watching a Jack Chick thread unfold.
2003-01-02 02:24:44 PM  
the towers seem to be floating in

did he just see AI and get confused?

is this some obscure noah reference?

oh wait, he's a tool. yeah. ok.
2003-01-02 02:25:31 PM  
Ah, the good old Christian way! If you do not understand it, demonize it.

I saw some of these ridicules "tracts" some time ago about Masonic brotherhood. Secrecy policies = Satanic Worship.

With examples like this are why I'm thoroughly embarrassed to say I was raised in the Christian (Catholic) faith.
2003-01-02 02:26:16 PM  
I know this might incite some comments, but:
What exactly WAS the "pickle incident"
2003-01-02 02:27:15 PM  
Didn't this get posted, and then removed, like an hour ago?

**runs around clutching head** What is this mod MADNESS today????????????????
2003-01-02 02:27:17 PM  

ah, perfect timing. the whincing Christians ha ha ha ha
2003-01-02 02:27:39 PM  
rem: go here (NSFW, NSFA)
2003-01-02 02:28:11 PM  
Rapid_eye_movement... someone posted a picture of a guy with a pickle up his ass, to put it eloquently. I can't exactly remember who it was, but they got banned.
2003-01-02 02:28:41 PM  
Jesus doesn't care.

If he did, I wouldn't have such a small penis.

2003-01-02 02:28:44 PM  
quobobo it was LuckyCharms
2003-01-02 02:28:51 PM  

Happy New Year to you Mr. Chick. We love you too, you farking hypocrite.

/poorly disguised sarcasm
2003-01-02 02:29:41 PM  
Story of Timberbeast:
- Born
- raised Southern Baptist
- became evangelical fundie
- Attended institute of higher learning
- Learned how to think objectivly
- became evangelical Athiest
- Found the "Beer Church"
- Found inner Peace
- Became a real ordaned minister: Minister of Devine Fermintation"

Beer Church
2003-01-02 02:31:02 PM  
That should be:

Beer Church
2003-01-02 02:31:19 PM  
Islam flame war cliff notes:

Farker1: Chick sucks

Farker2: Xians suck

Farker3: Islam Sucks

Farker4: All Religion Sucks. Athiests are the only tolerant thinking people. Everyone else is stoopid and should be killed.

Farker5: Everyone who posted on this thread before me sucks.

Repeat until thread count = (too many)
2003-01-02 02:32:18 PM  
Is evangelical Atheist the same as Annoying Atheist ?
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