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(Some Farker)   The 2002 Fark Cliche Awards. Nominate and vote for your favorite   ( divider line
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3838 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Dec 2002 at 7:49 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-12-31 03:23:14 PM  
"The Nimbus 2000 vibrating broom story."

It seemed like it was submitted a hundred times on TotalFark.
2002-12-31 03:41:21 PM  
The newest cliche to join the hunt, now that the words this stands for have been banned:

Don't Tell Mr. T

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2002-12-31 03:52:53 PM  
Well, there's always the pickle.
2002-12-31 03:54:20 PM  
nimbus 2000 it is....
2002-12-31 03:55:38 PM  
The Michael Jackson Balcony Dangling Baby
2002-12-31 04:01:12 PM  
shockwave boobies submitted a thousand freeking times
2002-12-31 04:09:02 PM  
Anyone who doesn't vote for corporate sponser dr pepper gets banned for life

drink dr pepper
2002-12-31 04:12:43 PM  
Domo-Kun. All about Domo-kun.

I still don't know what the fark it's about though.
2002-12-31 04:21:35 PM  
There is something about Mustard Man that just screams Fark reader.
2002-12-31 04:21:58 PM  
Best Headline ever
2002-12-31 05:40:52 PM  
Writing. Like. This.

It makes those Stunz posers look cutting edge.
2002-12-31 05:42:58 PM  
i don't have a nomination, but i suggest that the award for the best cliche be named something worthy, to join the ranks of Oscar, Emmy and Tony:

The Left Eye

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2002-12-31 05:44:16 PM  
she died in a car wreck, in case you didn't hear
2002-12-31 06:21:38 PM  
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2002-12-31 07:09:15 PM  
I'd have to go with the stupid pimp game links.

"Worst. Link. Ever." ensues.

2002-12-31 07:37:47 PM  
Thank you, Larsoncc :-p
2002-12-31 07:51:21 PM  
2002-12-31 07:51:31 PM  
Let's go with Ackbar.

"It's a Trap"
2002-12-31 07:51:49 PM  
I'm scared!

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2002-12-31 07:53:47 PM  
Unbrchain is right, Mustardman is the king!
2002-12-31 07:53:52 PM  
I would like to go with Winceton, the wincing gatoraid kid. He may not be a popular one, but heck, he's funny time after time.
2002-12-31 07:54:18 PM  
The one, the only

2002-12-31 07:54:30 PM  
it has to be ACKBAR....AHHHH ! ITS A TRAP!
2002-12-31 07:54:30 PM  
In my imagination, the headline read "Worst cliche of them all". Ackbar. It's time to end this one folks. I can't watch star wars without seeing thousands of horrendous photoshops cross mine frontal lobe.
2002-12-31 07:54:35 PM  
It has to be the new kid on the block,the pickle.
Funniest damn thing I've seen in months,especially Lucky Charms trying to weasel his way out of it.
2002-12-31 07:55:20 PM  
I'm Scared

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now with voting.
2002-12-31 07:55:44 PM  
Category for most over-used.

And the winner is...

Hilarity ensues.
2002-12-31 07:56:11 PM  
I'm completely certain, Spin359, that FREESLAYERSWINE was banned for merely mentioning SLAYERSWINE, and for no reason that could have anything to do with his choice of a name.
2002-12-31 07:56:12 PM  
All of them. Even the bad ones. Even as they get run into the ground. They are all great.

I am very disappointed, however, that "that is like selling us yesterdays mashed potato" did not take off as a cliche for old news, or "repeat."
2002-12-31 07:56:16 PM  
The icy hot stunaz......

could those guys be placed anywhere else in a photoshop?
2002-12-31 07:56:17 PM  
The SG "mugshots"......priceless!
2002-12-31 07:56:23 PM  

I'm just waiting for the Mods or Admins to replace 'SLAYERSWINE' the way that they replace 'Boobies' ' soviet rusher' nubians and stuff.
2002-12-31 07:56:31 PM  
You're all forgetting AKBAR!! He was hilarious back when he was just a little cliché-ling, but he did get old. He gets my vote, though. It's a VOTE!
2002-12-31 07:56:59 PM  
The squirrel has got to go!
2002-12-31 07:57:57 PM  
Think that...

'now with voting' should be the cliche award-winner
2002-12-31 07:58:24 PM  
I was always partial to the cliche that never caught on:

Funnier than a bucket of pelicans.

Whoever came up with it tried damned hard to turn it into a cliche, but never succeeded.

And then, of course, there was the old cock and ball torture.
2002-12-31 07:58:31 PM  
Now with voting...

now with voting!
2002-12-31 07:58:37 PM  
2002-12-31 07:59:42 PM  
I'd hit it.
2002-12-31 08:00:17 PM  
Oh dear gawd, can you guys tell me what font is appearing in all the comments? I see lots of Verdana and not the traditional crap default font. Is it just my browser settings?
2002-12-31 08:00:35 PM  

You got my joke.
2002-12-31 08:00:38 PM  
Stile4aly: Ah yes, the good 'ol cbt.
2002-12-31 08:01:56 PM  
2002-12-31 08:02:34 PM  
Edthesled, you were going for cliche kitty, weren't you?
2002-12-31 08:03:41 PM  
Ellen Fleiss ???
2002-12-31 08:03:54 PM  

That with the added dimension of forgetting to enable voting, yes.
2002-12-31 08:04:29 PM  
One of those meta-physical cliche deals?
2002-12-31 08:05:06 PM  
Please don't forget Funky Bill
2002-12-31 08:05:19 PM  
Just two for the price of one.
2002-12-31 08:06:14 PM  
Don't forget Funky Bill. With voting.
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