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(Some Guy)   All day Star Trek marathon on TNN today. Wil says 'Five Assed Monkey People' over and over   ( thenewtnn.com) divider line
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2002-12-31 02:24:47 PM  
2002-12-31 02:24:52 PM  
happy 2003 to everyone
2002-12-31 02:25:02 PM  
darn the 5 assed monkeys. darn yous all.
2002-12-31 02:25:21 PM  
So who'd win in a knock-down drag-out barfight?

Kirk or Picard?
2002-12-31 02:25:29 PM  
Wil makes me itch.
2002-12-31 02:26:05 PM  
i dont give a fark
2002-12-31 02:26:50 PM  
They're the crappy ones, except for Wrath of Khan. and who cares what people say... voyage home sucked.
2002-12-31 02:27:04 PM  
Ironbar--you've opened Pandora's Box on that one
2002-12-31 02:27:36 PM  
so let me get this right....
the aliens traveled several thousand light years in thier craft far suprior to anything we can grasp, and were then defeated by rednecks with shotguns?
2002-12-31 02:27:53 PM  
Where was Wesley Crusher in Nemesis when DATA needed some help? Good friend you are, Wil.
2002-12-31 02:28:19 PM  
can someone record it and put it on kazaa?
2002-12-31 02:28:25 PM  
Let's take a poll: best Star Trek movie so far?

I say #4. Whales in Space, it doesn't get any better than that.
2002-12-31 02:28:26 PM  
never mind my last post, wrong window, mods please delete.
2002-12-31 02:28:30 PM  
Picard could out Captain Kirk but I think Kirk would win in a punching match :p
2002-12-31 02:29:31 PM  
Star Trek NG = TNN ; 7 of 9 = T&A
2002-12-31 02:30:01 PM  
Tadpole: Writhing on the editing room floor, poor guy.

They even gave Kate Mulgrew lines - and she sounds like she started smoking in the crib.
2002-12-31 02:30:08 PM  
5-assed monkey? Someone want to explain that one.


2002-12-31 02:31:38 PM  
What the hell is going on? I checked my satellite TV guide and it shows only V.I.P. for the rest of today on TNN. I live in canada, and I use starchoice, so that might have something to do with it. Again, what the hell?
2002-12-31 02:31:48 PM  
My favorite part of Star Trek is when Luke and Vader fight on that platform. But I always get confused, is Kirk a Jedi?
2002-12-31 02:31:57 PM  
Can Picard do this?
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2002-12-31 02:32:30 PM  
So who'd win in a knock-down drag-out barfight?

Kirk or Picard?

Picard. He was in a barfight, stabbed through the HEART with about an 18 inch knife, and lived. Picard has kicked some serious ass in TNG. Sure, Kirk probalby got in MORE fights, but Picard is much smarter. It's like pitting Han Solo in a fight against Indiana Jones. Jones would win.
2002-12-31 02:32:45 PM  
Geeze, I thought it was going to be a marathon of original episodes. That I might watch.
2002-12-31 02:32:59 PM  
Let's take a poll: best Star Trek movie so far?

Starship Troopers
2002-12-31 02:33:02 PM  
When they go to commercial they have former cast talking about Star Trek. Wheaton says something about five assed monkey people invading during one of those.
2002-12-31 02:34:03 PM  
Ironbar Are we talking young Kirk or old out of shape tub of goo Kirk? Either way I'd have to lean towards Picard except I think he's supposed to be French so he does have that going against him. Very tough question.
2002-12-31 02:34:05 PM  
I believe #6 was the best movie, if calculated only on the shear merit of hackneyed Shakespeare quotin'.
2002-12-31 02:34:41 PM  
I didn't know this until after the fact, but apparently Kate Mulgrew is married to the guy who got his ass kicked in Ohio's recent gubernitorial election.
2002-12-31 02:35:08 PM  
Kirk or Picard?

Picard. He was in a barfight, stabbed through the HEART with about an 18 inch knife, and lived. Picard has kicked some serious ass in TNG.

Bah. They fought the same guy in the first TNG movie. Picard got his ass handed to him. Kirk pounded the guy.

'Nuff said.
2002-12-31 02:35:57 PM  
Admittedly I was piss drunk at the time, but last night while watching TNN, I actually heard Wheaton say "Attacked by the five assed monkey people" and laughed so hard I nearly lost bladder control.

If he's this funny at home his wife is gonna get a little new year present from me:
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2002-12-31 02:36:06 PM  
I saw Nemesis the other day and I didn't think Wil's appearance was that unexplainable. I mean, so he's travelling the universe, goes home for a wedding, and takes off again. What's the problem?

I can't believe I just said that.
/dork mode
2002-12-31 02:36:29 PM  
[image from danhausertrek.com too old to be available] . I still love the original.
2002-12-31 02:36:39 PM  
What's up with TNN, it's either ST:NG, RealTV or VIP marathons.
2002-12-31 02:37:55 PM  
And I just found this out NOW?!?!?!

::Goes to watch TV::
2002-12-31 02:38:02 PM  

The 007 Days of Christmas.
2002-12-31 02:38:44 PM  
while watching TNN, I actually heard Wheaton say "Attacked by the five assed monkey people" and laughed so hard I nearly lost bladder control.

I had a similar reaction, followed by "I wonder if this will show up on WWDN, and how long it will take to get to FARK".
2002-12-31 02:39:17 PM  
I think in the next movie, they will find Kirk's toupee in some of Picard's stuff. Then, Picard (when by himself) will put on the toupee and he'll turn into Kirk.

They were the same person the whole time!!!

They will then explain that the Generations movie was a dream that Dr. McCoy had after drinking too much romulan ale.
2002-12-31 02:39:23 PM  
Vidalsasoon - Cant forget the super gay Slamball
2002-12-31 02:39:40 PM  
Bah...just checked TNN and found out that the "marathon" is movie 2 thru 5 all chopped up by commercial breaks and taking three hours each to air.
2002-12-31 02:40:02 PM  
Kirk would stomp a mudhole in Picards froggie @ss then go have sex with councilor Troy. Kirk ruled.
2002-12-31 02:40:24 PM  
Infanticide As for the origional movie series, here are my rankings:
1. VI
2. II
3. III
4. I
5. IV
6. V

VI 'Undisovered Country' is still better than II, 'Wrath of Kahn'
2002-12-31 02:40:44 PM  
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2002-12-31 02:41:17 PM  
It's buggered in Canada. I was hoping for the Bond marathon over christmas but it was all picket fences.

I would have to go for Wrath of Khan as the best trek movie
2002-12-31 02:41:38 PM  
As an official representative of the five-assed monkey people, I warn you that we are deeply offended, and we are on our way to kick your underrepresented asscheeks, beginning with Wil's.
2002-12-31 02:41:58 PM  
Kirk Vs. Picard: Regardless of age, isn't Kirk physically debilitated from some kind of green space herpes?
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2002-12-31 02:42:31 PM  
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Khan is laughing or constipated....not sure which.
2002-12-31 02:43:10 PM  
Yeah, I know I opened up a Pandora's Box, but I think it's a good question.

Kirk fought the Gorn, and his best friend.
2002-12-31 02:43:56 PM  
Sinatra: I would love to catch a few episodes of the animated Trek. I loved the music in those!
2002-12-31 02:44:05 PM  
TNN trying to escape it's Country Roots. It needs a show like Full Metal Challenge on TLC. It is multicultural competition at it's best. Did anyone see the sad China team with their 2 cylinder Tractor?
2002-12-31 02:44:33 PM  
Wow Sinatra, Scotty has been hitting the space Soloflex!

Gimme $20 that the cartoon Scotty can take both Kirk and Picard in a cage match.
2002-12-31 02:44:55 PM  
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