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(Telegraph)   Actual headline: "Talkin' Bout My Boring Generation." Welcome to old farthood, Baby Boomers   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2008-10-10 3:21:16 PM  
The only thing I can ever think of when that song is brought up is Danny Tanner trying to show his daughters that he used to be cool.
 
2008-10-10 3:30:19 PM  
Their MILFs are the hottest, though
 
2008-10-10 3:30:53 PM  
Yes, a long-winded, boring-ass article is SURE to change minds.
 
2008-10-10 3:41:51 PM  
Although it seems the boomers are now determined to mix things up by reintroducing bread lines.
 
2008-10-10 3:50:53 PM  
I_Love_Verdi: Although it seems the boomers are now determined to mix things up by reintroducing bread lines.

Yes - there was a meeting last week, every person born in the Boom years got together at a convention and decided to fark you guys over as much as we could. Yeah, that's the ticket. It's all a plot.
 
2008-10-10 4:02:11 PM  

darkhorse23: Yes - there was a meeting last week, every person born in the Boom years got together at a convention and decided to fark you guys over as much as we could. Yeah, that's the ticket. It's all a plot.


Yeah, yeah... ha ha... we all know that meeting was held YEARS ago.
 
2008-10-10 4:02:14 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Their MILFs are the hottest, though


This thread is now about baby boomer MILFs.

aaaaaaaand go.
 
2008-10-10 4:39:20 PM  
Ha ha, stupid baby boomers! You'll have to work forever now, you-

*mom moves in*

...crap.
 
2008-10-10 4:49:22 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: Yeah, yeah... ha ha... we all know that meeting was held YEARS ago.


I missed that meeting. :(

Make fun of us if you wish, but our music is STILL much better than yours. :P

/if I had a lawn, I'd tell you to stay off of it
 
2008-10-10 4:56:42 PM  

absoluteparanoia: aaaaaaaand go.


Susan Sarandon. Yum.
 
2008-10-10 5:11:11 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Susan Sarandon. Yum.


slut
 
2008-10-10 5:11:47 PM  
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2008-10-10 5:13:05 PM  

Lorelle: Make fun of us if you wish, but our music is STILL much better than yours. :P we listen to music, while you listen to choreographed electronic bowel noises and kid yourselves that it's music


FTFY
 
2008-10-10 5:13:40 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Susan Sarandon. Yum.


If only she wasn't such a waterhead retard....
 
2008-10-10 5:16:19 PM  

absoluteparanoia: PC LOAD LETTER: Their MILFs are the hottest, though

This thread is now about baby boomer MILFs.

aaaaaaaand go.


There are two answers to this. There are always two answers:

Gillian Anderson.

Helen Mirren.

It's also my answer to "what what you do with a million dollars" one.
 
2008-10-10 5:45:23 PM  
Gillian Anderson isn't a Baby Boomer. She's a Gen Xer.
 
2008-10-10 5:53:54 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Susan Sarandon. Yum.


Really? Yeah... no.
 
2008-10-10 5:54:09 PM  
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Susan Sarandon: Her breasts are very large
 
2008-10-10 5:54:48 PM  
Baby Boomers; the most self-asborbed, morally corrupt generation that single handedly tried to ruin the integrity of this country. fark em.
 
2008-10-10 5:55:37 PM  

Shwirv: Baby Boomers; the most self-asborbed, morally corrupt generation that single handedly tried to ruin the integrity of this country. fark em.


Never trust anyone over 90!
 
2008-10-10 5:56:11 PM  
They used to be with it but we changed what "it" was.
 
2008-10-10 5:59:04 PM  
Shwirv

Baby Boomers; the most self-asborbed, morally corrupt generation that single handedly tried to ruin the integrity of this country. fark em.

Hear, hear, hear!

/Said it three times because at my age, I don't hear so good anymore.

//Those who do not learn from the mistakes of history are condemned to repeat them.
 
2008-10-10 6:01:31 PM  
I used to try to accomplish things until someone told me I can blame every failure in my life on old people.
 
2008-10-10 6:01:31 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Their MGILFs are the hottest, though


/baby's momma's momma
 
2008-10-10 6:05:11 PM  
I've said it before, and until I get famous for it, I'll say it again:
The problem with living fast and dying young is that sometimes you just don't die.
 
2008-10-10 6:07:19 PM  
So what's the big deal? History is full of much better prose and poetry about this same subject. I'm 31 and get it...

It's been gotten for a long time. If your eyes were shut before well then hooray for you. Idiot.

Old people coming to the realizations in that article weren't paying attention to begin with.
 
2008-10-10 6:08:32 PM  

darkhorse23: I_Love_Verdi: Although it seems the boomers are now determined to mix things up by reintroducing bread lines.

Yes - there was a meeting last week, every person born in the Boom years got together at a convention and decided to fark you guys over as much as we could. Yeah, that's the ticket. It's all a plot.


Hehe, yeah really. This is another theme of history. "The generation before is holding us back."

Yep. We get to do it one day too. How is it that there is such a wealth of information for people to consume, and so few take a bite?
 
2008-10-10 6:10:34 PM  
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Obscure?
 
2008-10-10 6:15:11 PM  

paygun: I used to try to accomplish things until someone told me I can blame every failure in my life on old dead old people.


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2008-10-10 6:18:00 PM  
If all the ex hippies could please just STFU now that would be great.

GenX, reporting in for presidential duty, nation.

No farking tye-die, no farking acoustic guitars, no gaddamned pot addled 'protest songs.'
 
2008-10-10 6:27:31 PM  
Seventy per cent regard age as unimportant in terms of their personal identity, and almost without exception, they told researchers, they felt younger than their actual years and regard themselves as being more like their children than like their own parents. In short, this is the Peter Pan generation - who fly out to join their children on their gap year, who still talk about things being ''cool'', who insist on wearing Converse trainers...

translation: "immature, even in old age."
 
2008-10-10 6:28:28 PM  

sonder: If all the ex hippies could please just STFU now that would be great.

GenX, reporting in for presidential duty, nation.

No farking tye-die, no farking acoustic guitars, no gaddamned pot addled 'protest songs.'


yeah... except for grunge. We'll ignore that, right?
 
kab
2008-10-10 6:34:54 PM  

paygun: I used to try to accomplish things until someone told me I can blame every failure in my life on old people.


Win.
 
2008-10-10 6:39:52 PM  
What the hell? Not one mention of the attachment of onion to belt in that whole freakin' article. sheesh. I want my ctrl-f back
 
2008-10-10 6:41:21 PM  

Dripdry: sonder: If all the ex hippies could please just STFU now that would be great.

GenX, reporting in for presidential duty, nation.

No farking tye-die, no farking acoustic guitars, no gaddamned pot addled 'protest songs.'

yeah... except for grunge. We'll ignore that, right?


Grunge is to Gen-X what Disco was to Baby Boomers.
 
2008-10-10 6:44:42 PM  
Fark user image This just in: Gen Xers will turn into their parents (if they haven't already yet)!
 
2008-10-10 6:45:13 PM  

sonder: If all the ex hippies could please just STFU now that would be great.

GenX, reporting in for presidential duty, nation.

No farking tye-die, no farking acoustic guitars, no gaddamned pot addled 'protest songs.'


LT. Flaminglip reporting for duty, sir!
 
2008-10-10 6:47:18 PM  
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/Monica Bellucci
 
2008-10-10 6:47:41 PM  
FTFA: "a new survey conducted by the Economic and Social Research Council . . . suggests that baby boomers, the generation associated throughout their lives with social change, are failing to break new ground in their approach to growing old."

Obviously the Economic and Social Research Council hasn't heard about the rising popularity of the Wii in nursing homes.
 
2008-10-10 6:51:08 PM  
this guy could be the poster-child for self-absorbed boomers: caught up in the experience, and talking to himself.

And so I pedal down the gentle slopes of middle-age, Leonard Cohen on the iPod (a cast-off from my daughter's boyfriend since you ask), the sun shining, certain that all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds, keenly anticipating whatever life may bring my way next. And what might that be, the spectral figure at my shoulder asks. Actually, it's an afternoon's home composting. Who would ever thought it could be so fascinating?

and here I expected, "What a long strange trip it's been" -farking old windbag.
 
2008-10-10 6:52:05 PM  

Frank N Stein: This just in: Gen Xers will turn into their parents (if they haven't already yet)!


Sorry, Frank, but I think GenXers are a little smarter.

/emphasis on little
 
2008-10-10 6:53:38 PM  
I always knew my parents weren't hip, but I was never defeated enough to believe they could stop me from doing and being what I wanted enough.

How can you not be embarrassed thinking in that powerless "you've prevented me" way that you do? Get out there and try things. The journey is success and that is not a cliche. If you need an iPod, a portfolio and an SUV to be comfortable exploring your life, you've got bigger problems than frakking "boomers".

I live a simple life with few possessions, but that's what the times and the authors of those times taught. This life has been full of things that don't come with a receipt.
 
2008-10-10 6:54:46 PM  
When can us Yers complain that Gen X are a bunch of old, useless, whored out excuse of a generation that is looking to do nothing but ruin it for the rest of us?

I'll start now.
 
2008-10-10 6:58:27 PM  
Yes, soon it'll be your world, Gen X. Too bad we consumed all of its resources before you got it. MWAHAHA.
 
2008-10-10 7:00:11 PM  

Frank N Stein: When can us Yers complain that Gen X are a bunch of old, useless, whored out excuse of a generation that is looking to do nothing but ruin it for the rest of us?

I'll start now.


As soon as we start complaining that gen Y are a bunch of worthless, video game addicted retards.

Oh wait, they said that about gen X.

Hello Pot, my name is Kettle!
 
2008-10-10 7:00:16 PM  

asdfbeau: Seventy per cent regard age as unimportant in terms of their personal identity, and almost without exception, they told researchers, they felt younger than their actual years and regard themselves as being more like their children than like their own parents. In short, this is the Peter Pan generation - who fly out to join their children on their gap year, who still talk about things being 'cool', who insist on wearing Converse trainers...

translation: "immature, even in old age."


Are we supposed to believe it's our fault that the environment we live in promotes the young and disregards the older people like they're an embarrassment and not worthy of our precious time? Also that we're supposed to believe that this hasn't happened before and the boomers' attitude is the consequence of ill-thought out times and philosophies?

I say we are what we are because of our parents and they are what they are because of their parents. To deny their right to stand up and be counted (and enjoy our luxury of cheap travel and accommodating hosts in many countries) is to deny our own right to have a say in how our World is being shaped.

If your grandfather was Kennedy or Churchill would you still dismiss their opinions and wants? I think not, but we're told that only the very successful and cheered 'oldies' are allowed a say and our precious attention must not be swayed by those oldies who have similar opinions but have not had the privileges and talent that the Eastwoods of their generation have been lucky enough to have been afforded.

Truth be told, our parents and grandparents have made as many bad decisions as we will do, but it's much easier to learn from someone elses mistakes and move on than it is to make your own mistakes and then try to recover.
 
cjs
2008-10-10 7:00:33 PM  
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2008-10-10 7:12:10 PM  
Baby Boomers--still self-centered enough to think that they're the first generation that ever got old, just like they were the first generation that ever did drugs, got laid, and whatever other innovations they take credit for. Just like religion, the only thing good to ever come out of them was their music.
 
2008-10-10 7:13:33 PM  
There is only one thing more lowering to the spirits than the spectacle of elderly groovers at a Rolling Stones concert (a sea of balding heads and pot bellies desperately jiggling along to Honky Tonk Women)

If you still listen to the same music you listened to as a teen all your life, you are indeed one BORING F**K!
 
2008-10-10 7:19:34 PM  

asdfbeau: Seventy per cent regard age as unimportant in terms of their personal identity, and almost without exception, they told researchers, they felt younger than their actual years and regard themselves as being more like their children than like their own parents. In short, this is the Peter Pan generation - who fly out to join their children on their gap year, who still talk about things being 'cool', who insist on wearing Converse trainers...

translation: "immature, even in old age."


Maturity is for adolescents.

They're the only ones who ever mention it.
 
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