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(Mainichi Daily News)   Know your rights when sex goes horribly wrong   ( divider line
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2002-12-30 12:15:19 PM  
Just to ruin it for those farkers who thought they'd look at the comments before reading the article...

Staring for a long while is not illegal. However, bending down or craning the neck to get a better look up the dress could be constituted as irregular behavior and could be a problem," Yamaguchi tells Shukan Gendai. "Just for reference, the old ploy of pretending to pick up a dropped wallet or coin is likely to be entirely safe

Comedy Gold.
2002-12-30 01:21:15 PM  
Was this is a
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with guitar?
2002-12-30 03:26:48 PM  
Shyster- Hold off on posting while you're drunk. Either that or I need to get drunk to figure out what the heck you were saying. I vote for #2.
2002-12-30 05:57:20 PM  
ahh yes, the japanese. they're crazy like that.
2002-12-30 05:58:01 PM  
Shyster: I understood that perfectly.
2002-12-30 06:02:35 PM  
I will be walking, thanks
2002-12-30 06:03:03 PM  

/more interesting news
2002-12-30 06:03:10 PM  
Shyster- I too appreciate that little tip of the hat to the late Joe Strummer. Isn't "guitar" supposed to be plural?
2002-12-30 06:03:20 PM  
I love the headline "Cross-dressing schoolgirl goes nuts on teacher." Don't ask me why.
2002-12-30 06:03:53 PM  
The single greatest article I have read this year.

"Better news for lechers comes from news that women wearing short skirts are free game as long as it's only staring."

"It's fine to stare at anybody in a public place as long as the behavior doesn't become irregular in some way."

Because we all know it is completely "regular" "to stare at anybody in a pubic place".
2002-12-30 06:04:04 PM  
He did what to her?!?! where?!?! How many times?!!? She should sue!
2002-12-30 06:04:29 PM  
Oops. Forget the "l" in "public".
2002-12-30 06:07:26 PM  
Nice to see the Japanese are picking up all the best habits from the Americans

2002-12-30 06:07:49 PM  
Theflyingdutchman: I think it's funnier that way.
2002-12-30 06:10:31 PM  
Hey, Bleek's right. It's not quite as sophisticated as the last hack, though.
2002-12-30 06:11:09 PM  
shiat, unfetchable link.
2002-12-30 06:14:04 PM  
I wanted super happy fun time, but was forced to wasabe my own california roll. Now we must procede with litigation.

gotta love the Japanese!
2002-12-30 06:18:53 PM  
Extramarital affairs are an almost culturally accepted part of life in Japan

Sounds like Bubba Clinton should go retire in Japan. And where the hell is our Japan tag anyway?
2002-12-30 06:22:25 PM

Lars Ulrich Gives in to Internet Piracy

In breaking news today Lars Ulrich, who just as recently as esterday hated internet piracy and ass raped anyone who didn't, decided to give up his war on internet piracy. Lars Ulrich recently download over 12 gigabytes of MP3's off KaZaA today.

fark THE RIAA!
2002-12-30 06:25:15 PM  
Too. Long. To. Read.
2002-12-30 06:26:11 PM  
2002-12-30 06:28:39 PM  
Summary for you lazy Farks out there:

Point the first - Japanese men treat their women like shiat and extramarital affairs are common.

Point the second - Go to Japan if you want to molest school girls on the train.
2002-12-30 06:29:18 PM  
Its amazing women fall for creeps that stare at their crotch when they introduce themselves.

I always look women in the eye, and noone has ever liked me period.

Maybe if I crawled on my knees looking up skirts all the time... or not.
2002-12-30 06:31:34 PM  
Maybe you come off like a predetor, maybe.
2002-12-30 06:32:37 PM  
Hah. Predator my ass..

Wait that wasn't the right thing to say.

I place the whole reason because I'm just different than 99% of people that are out there.
2002-12-30 06:34:43 PM  
Maybe all the girls you go for have dated guys like the 1% of people you are like, and maybe they didn't have such a good time. I'm not talking shiat, just saying.
2002-12-30 06:36:28 PM  
I'm not like anyone I've ever met, not always a good thing. I get quite a few girlies, but can't keep them for more than a few weeks.
2002-12-30 06:37:32 PM  
Plus, I tend to look at my feet when I'm nervous.
2002-12-30 06:39:21 PM  
For some reasion the title reminds me of FOX.

"When Good Sex goes Bad"
2002-12-30 06:39:51 PM  
Valkhorn, I feel your pain. I always look women respectfully in the breasts when I meet them, but somehow, many of them avoid me after that. What's a guy to do?
2002-12-30 06:42:43 PM  
myriads of school girls falsely claiming you grope them on trains?

Should you be complimented or insulted, hmmm..

either way, I'd make damn sure their false claim was true before the next stop.
2002-12-30 06:43:17 PM  
look at me, I use ezboards too much!
2002-12-30 06:43:45 PM  

Someone told me once that maybe if I was an asshole I could get women. But I can't be someone I'm not.

Maybe thats why women don't like me. I'm too honest.
2002-12-30 06:48:45 PM  
Anyone guilty of "train molestation" deserves what they get. Poor little trains.
2002-12-30 06:49:46 PM  
Maybe its because you're whiny and socially inept.

Are you that honest?
2002-12-30 06:51:50 PM  
Is there train bukkake? Or is that legal in Japan?
2002-12-30 06:51:51 PM  
That's it. I'm never going to Japan again. First that horrible monster problem they have, and now this!!!
2002-12-30 06:56:08 PM  
I'm not very whiny, but I do speak my mind, and I am socially inept.

Screw society, what has it ever done for me.
2002-12-30 06:56:55 PM  
Also anyone who lets society dictate what they do is blind beyond measure.
2002-12-30 07:10:56 PM  
Japan has now officially entered the 1950s, hhigh school edition.

Good for them.

2002-12-30 07:20:24 PM  
anyone who lets society dictate what they do is blind beyond measure.

I wish that was on a shirt. I'd buy 7, and wear one every day.
2002-12-30 07:24:24 PM  
Valkhorn, since you're being honest, let's answer the most important questions for women: Are you ugly/poor?
2002-12-30 07:25:30 PM  

I'm just different than 99% of people that are out there.
Yep, just like everyone else.

2002-12-30 07:26:53 PM  
Someone post sceenies of the RIAA if ya get it....
2002-12-30 07:30:47 PM  
Women are like farking lions or seacows or whatever the fark smells fear. If you walk up to them, stare them in the eye and sweat alot, they aren't going to go for you.

You need: confidence, money, looks, or date rape drugs.
2002-12-30 08:55:26 PM


I'll give you a taste

A young boy, no more than 4, suddenly walked up behind her. Yelling, "titties, titties," the boy jumped up and squeezed the young university student's breasts

Hero tag anyone?
2002-12-30 09:03:17 PM  
your post that was first was hilarious, then they got better.
2002-12-30 10:29:24 PM  
I don't think it is a good idea to be taking marital of social advice from men with small pointy weeners.
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