FARK.com: (3925666) Woman dies after being trapped in freezer she was cleaning. Police thawt it was an open-and-shut case, but things were harder than expected. Family says they'll give her an ice funeral

(Some Guy)		Woman dies after being trapped in freezer she was cleaning. Police thawt it was an open-and-shut case, but things were harder than expected. Family says they'll give her an ice funeral (gazette.com)		54
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mrapier

2008-10-07 10:11:37 AM

frigid biatch

imspartacus

2008-10-07 10:13:29 AM

That's cold subbie

austinradiogod

2008-10-07 10:23:03 AM

Awww, her name was Crystal, too. Her autopsy showed she'd had frosted flakes for breakfast. She had a hysterectomy. They found that out when they checked her ice box.

markie_farkie

2008-10-07 10:35:35 AM

Funeral services to be overseen by Amana the cloth, with interment at the Eternal Westinghouse.

damageddude

2008-10-07 10:42:13 AM

dahmers love zombie

2008-10-07 11:53:30 AM

So mean. Sub-bie is a real zero.

jaylectricity

2008-10-07 12:26:36 PM

She should be nice and tender for the mortician once she thaw out.

LosinMySenses

2008-10-07 12:35:24 PM

So it won't be an episode of Cold Case?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

2008-10-07 3:30:50 PM

Boy Trapped In Freezer Eats Own Foot

MrSius

2008-10-07 3:30:56 PM

Approves.

The Black Spy

2008-10-07 3:31:21 PM

The headline is a Sub-zero.

/But I bet the deceased had hard nipples.

JohnCarter

2008-10-07 3:32:01 PM

Approves (or appwoves depending on accent)

CygnusDarius

2008-10-07 3:32:10 PM

It chills my veins just to think of it.

Trivia Jockey

2008-10-07 3:32:26 PM

I can't believe I'm saying this considering the source, but there are too many puns in that headline.

Raging Thespian

2008-10-07 3:34:18 PM

Ice to see these Mr. Freeze references.

Godfather827

2008-10-07 3:34:35 PM

Here is her husband

busy chillin'

2008-10-07 3:35:40 PM

skinink

2008-10-07 3:35:43 PM

Her wake could last up to six months if the temperature is low enough.

Crocodile

2008-10-07 3:35:54 PM

Positional asphyxia sucks.

Haoie

2008-10-07 3:36:20 PM

Not a happy way to die.

It reminds me of the urban legend where someone thinks he's freezing to death, and dies, but the freezer wasn't even on.

Gunderson

2008-10-07 3:37:47 PM

Seen leaving the scene

amazing_live_seamonkeys

2008-10-07 3:41:20 PM

Maybe she was worried about a nuclear attack.

Giza

2008-10-07 3:42:58 PM

/wanted for questioning

dabbletech

2008-10-07 3:43:15 PM

Cracked me up, subby.

Merlin Macuser

2008-10-07 3:44:55 PM

another case of voodoo death?

alkivar

2008-10-07 3:45:42 PM

approves

Joker you diabolical...

2008-10-07 3:46:35 PM

Maximusclay

2008-10-07 3:47:01 PM

"an ice funeral"

Ok...I chucked at that one.

mjk42

2008-10-07 3:48:51 PM

unavailable for comment:

mjk42

2008-10-07 3:49:56 PM

alkivar: approves

DAMN IT

my original pic got denied, and you got me in the search for one that worked =/

kudos to you, good sir.

Jareth Cutestory

2008-10-07 3:50:56 PM

Cherie wholeheartedly disapproves

alkivar

2008-10-07 3:51:40 PM

mjk42: alkivar: approves

DAMN IT

my original pic got denied, and you got me in the search for one that worked =/

kudos to you, good sir.

no biggie... surprised we were the first to think of him.

alaskan gold digger

2008-10-07 3:52:03 PM

Ice to see you...

/McBain!

Quantum Apostrophe

2008-10-07 3:53:01 PM

Just don't drop her...

crazycooter

2008-10-07 3:55:10 PM

Ice Ice Baby.

/word to your motha

//hotlinked for your pleasure

mrbill1

2008-10-07 3:55:36 PM

-1to Subby for too many puns on a Tuesday.

JonnyBGoode

2008-10-07 4:10:03 PM

I love all these cool puns! Kenmore be made?

Claude Ballse

2008-10-07 4:10:11 PM

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I see what you did there, Subby.

The Drunk IT Guy

2008-10-07 4:11:17 PM

MrSius: Approves.

Holy Jezus! Is he smoking an ice cigar??

octothorpe

2008-10-07 4:14:29 PM

No "COOL" tag?!? For shame.

IMEI

2008-10-07 4:16:26 PM

-1 Subby... You were reaching too far for that one. I've seen better.

JesterGirl

2008-10-07 4:19:04 PM

Took them 2 days to thaw out Frankie.

temporaryfreedom

2008-10-07 4:22:46 PM

This totally me of a Punky Brewster episode.

duffysucker

2008-10-07 4:23:07 PM

If you lick her would your tongue get stuck???

temporaryfreedom

2008-10-07 4:23:39 PM

reminds me (doh).

flushdepot

2008-10-07 4:48:29 PM

rcain: You're trying too hard subby.
But on the positive side, her estate will go to her frigid heir

We have a winner!!!!!

Grandemadaca

2008-10-07 4:57:30 PM

Came in here for the Mr. Freeze, Mr. Cool Ice, Frostillicus and Vanilla Ice references. Was not disappointed.

SkunkWorx

2008-10-07 5:01:21 PM

Came in here for the "Picket Fences" references. Was very disappointed.

Cromar

2008-10-07 5:07:24 PM

I came for Clerks cartoon references and left disappointed.

guitarpick2002

2008-10-07 7:25:49 PM

Claude Ballse: I see what you did there, Subby.

+1 for the Demolition Man reference! Well played, sir!

Seriously, I'd hate to be the person who discovered the body in the freezer. "Hmmmm, Ice cream sounds good...wait, why is all the frozen food in the cooler? AAAAGGHHHH!"

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